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Also wanted to make sure I got to put some of dogs tennis balls in the slab too. After she died I scoured the garden for old chewed-up balls and collected a whole bucket full. Still haven't been able to bring myself to scatter her ashes yet so thought keeping some things of hers close to where we'll live [hopefully for a long time] would be a good way to honour her memory.

One thing I'd forgotten about tradesmen, one thing I've used to be guilty of when I was one, is how insanely unhealthy some of them can be. Watching a guy start the day with an oversized can of Red Bull whilst eating a meat pie and smoking a cigarette hurt my brain.

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Male parent on the other end complaining of the same predicament so took off to catch up for a coffee. Headed north next to meet mother, sister and her appendages for more coffee and that was it. Rest of the afternoon just hung out, did nothing and relaxed. Is this how normal people live their lives? There are two things I really hate and both of them are rugby I'll never admit it publically but it wasn't the worst thing I've ever had to sit through [close to it though].

Thankfully arrived late enough to suffer only about half the match and that was it. Managed to get myself mildly drunk in that time too so the idea to punish some delicious Italian oily food afterward was one of the best I'd ever heard and the catalyst for a deep sleep not long after. Another slow start began Sunday. Only plan for the day was to meet a friend for dim sum. Despite confirming time and venue 3 times the day before he, was a no show. The least surprised I've ever been by the most unreliable person I've ever known, we enjoyed a quick meal and retreated home.

Spent the next few hours cleaning the house from top to bottom. Impressive how much mess two people can create but once that was done it was back to doing sweet fuck all in the form of a Star Trek Voyager marathon.

Perfect Sunday was perfect. Entertainment - Taste Good? Three best friends are talking about problems at work. The first friend says "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine". The second friend says "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.

The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine". The third friend says "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse! The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed". She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says "Open wide". The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black? Tear gas, water hoses, beanbags and rubber bullets, nothing was working. Finally desperate police had to fly helicopters over and dump boxes of job applications into the raging mobs. Crowds were dispersed in less than two minutes. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. He told me where the closet restroom was located, followed me and wrote my ticket in the parking lot as I ran inside to use the bathroom".

Later the driver complained that I made him late and the guy died without them, however after the ticket he went directly into the nearby McDonalds.

When she returned out to her car, the cop saw she was pregnant. He offered to escort her to the hospital but the woman admitted she just used her pregnancy as an excuse. He asked to get out of the car to speak with me. After patting him down he walked to the rear of my car. He then asked if I would hurry up and write his ticket, he really needed to get home.

After this request I asked him the emergency. He said I might not understand. I said just tell me what's the problem. He point toward his car and the young woman in it.

He said they had been dating several months and she was finally "giving it up" and he wanted to get home before she changed her mind. Thomas glanced in at the wife who wore a smirk on her face.

Thomas offered to escort the couple to the hospital. While en route, he watched the couple arguing. He followed them into the emergency room where they continued arguing. Just as she acted like she was going to check in, the wife stopped and said "I'm not doing this anymore. You need to take what's coming to you".

Asked him why he was going so fast. He replied "I was trying to go back in time" as he looked at me and grinned. So she would put a box of tampons visible in the backseat. Whenever she was stopped for speeding, she would act jumpy, exasperated and irate.

When questioned as to why she was driving so fast she would point to the box of tampons in the backseat. No male officer ever ticketed her! I asked what is all this stuff. She said "I'm a Wicka". I said "A what?

I said "Oh yeah". Then she asks "Are you giving me a ticket? She said "I'll put a spell on you. I told her "Too late. My ex-wife beat you to it". When he told me how fast I was going I told him I had been talking to myself. I said I was mad at my husband and was practicing what I was going to say to him. I guess the madder I got the faster I got.

He closed his ticket book and said "I'll let you finish your conversation, just keep it under the speed limit". My buddy, who is police officer, is gonna kill me! Who is your buddy? Ohhhh, you know Dave Pollino? Well in that case, you should thank him when you see him! You bet Officer, I will do exactly that! I stand there in awkward silence until the driver chimes in and says can I help you?

Just waiting for my thanks. Can you read, ma'am? Can you read my name tag out loud? Ma'am, since we are such good friends and all, and you were going to thank me, I was just waiting for my thanks.

He let her go. The judge understood because he knew changing out the size of a tire can throw off the speedometer.

Stopped her and she very matter of fact told me "Duh, I know I was going fast, I was trying to get the snow off my windshield so I could see where I'm going!! I asked what the emergency was and the driver responds that he was trying to get a fly out of the van and he figured that if he opened the windows and sped that it would work.

He was driving a gold Ford Explorer. When I told him I checked him at , he threw a fit and wanted to argue with me, saying he was only doing 85mph. Me, being the curious cop, asked him why he thought he was only going 85 and his response was "My speedometer only goes to 85 and I had my gas pushed all the way to the floor". The male said his wife the passenger was pregnant and they were going to the hospital. The officer said that was fine even though he knew the truth and followed them to the hospital to make sure everything went alright.

When they got to the hospital, he escorted them in and made sure they got a room right away. Finally the male admitted to lying. The officer didn't write him up, figured the hospital bill would be enough. Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".

Suddenly a large mysterious cod appeared and said "Your wish is granted". Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed as it does and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again". Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner! That was the old me! A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.

Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want? I'll give him the three things I would want A year goes by and the golfer is back.

On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him. He adds "By the way, it's good to see you're all right". I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation? And tell me, how's yer sex life? How many times a week? Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers "Once, sometimes twice a week".

My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation she finally came up with the old-fashioned term "bathroom commode". But when she wrote that down, she still felt that she was being too forward. So she started all over again, rewrote the entire letter, and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the B.

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Dear Madam, I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to learn that a great number of our people take their lunches along and make a day of it.

They usually arrive early and stay late. If you don't start early, you probably will not make it in time. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now, there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it in the basement of the B. I would like to say it pains me very much not being able to go more often, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part.

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In the 's a pair of Univ. Same thing happened here again in the Chicago area where some teens just killed someone this summer and continued to play their video game. The most aggressive I got was a magnifying lens and an ant. That was when I was like 10 or something. What is it with youth? Obviously that gun was illegally obtained. And that's what the story has been in Australia with the media using it as an oppurtunity to say "Look how shitty America is" with their stupid gun laws.

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Fearing for his life, he did it with her. Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over to him and said "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry". Again fearing for his life, he agreed. Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him and said "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry".

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