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Sorry I did not get to your talk yesterday in Pittsburgh. Hope that you are getting the chance to try some of the really decent food we have here try Typhoon, for one. You truly have one of the best jobs there is, being paid to travel and eat well well, some of the time. The next time you go to Thailand please take me. I am part Thai but never been there. I think you would be an interesting person to go with for the very first time.!!

Just wanted to say that I watch your show pretty religiously. When I was in the Peace Corps Zimbabwe , I was often confronted with foods like roast caterpillars tastes like soy sauce , cow intestines with the fecal matter still in it , cow heart, sadza very similar to Mexican masarepa , chibuku a traditional beer made from millet that is identical to the beer the ancient Egyptians drank and is a recipe that is at least 9, years old. I particularly like the respect that you accord the people that you meet as well as their food.

On many levels, we truly are what we eat. Your interviews with people on their personal thoughts on the foods that they eat are thoughtful and even a little provocative. Keep up the great work. I Love your show!!!!!!! I am myself a traveler and appreciate good food But seriously when you do Greece you go to Thessaloniki!!!! Ok, I get it, I understand what you are trying to say about yourself. Bring on some new stuff! Hey Tony, Love your style, and books.

This guy and the owners of Les Halles should be kissing your feet for giving them such a great living. For my birthday, my wife got tickets to see you and Eric Ripert in Baltimore, and we thouroughly enjoyed the evening. I gotta tell you, the place was busy, but the food was terrible. I ordered the planche de grillades, med rare, and it came out beyond med well.

I then repeated myself, and he got me another lamb chop big f.. This guy Carlos needs to get his smug head out of his ass. You have yet to produce a St. Louis episode on No Reservations. My brother is currently a chef at the restaurant Mozaic.

Louis you love gangsters, did I say, East side?? Send me an email. By the way my wife and I love your show. Please go to Baja California more often. Fish Tacos are good!

Try Puerto Nuevo south of Rosarito. PLus the beer is awesome with a view of the pacific to boot. Anthony bordain the the man! I love getting stoned and watching your show. He is so annoying and fat. I would like to congratulate you on your program and in your vision in life. Continuation of a good program,and waiting for your reservation.

I love your show, i leave in brasil, sp, when u come here again?? If you come, send-me a email. I can show u a lot of good places to eat here! When are you going to Brazil for a food sampling? I was just curious to know when you are going to do a New Zealand episode! We have amazing produce, seafood, wine and native dishes, as well as a beautiful and exciting country. I think it would be o for orsum if you guys came!

I love show and watch it all the time. I just retired and discovered Anthony Bourdain. Does Tony do book signings? Keep them coming Ant! Hi Anthony, I am a fan of your show. But was very disappointed watching the episode on Kolkata, India. Thank you for showing my country in such a beautifull and fair way.

Your episode about the Azores was simply sublime. Next time in Portugal, come to the region of Alentejo. I hope that you could research something about this and maybe in the future visit Portugal to reach the real flavours of our country. Of course I love your show but, I find it hard to reach you? Also let me take you to some of my favorite Hood chinese spot so you can try the famous St. Paul sandwich,crab rangoon, etc. Oh, did I mention my husband was a chef?

He cooks at one of the casinos on the Mississippi Riverfront. Hey, you got to try my fish and spaghetti dinner, another St. These are things only heard of in our area. See ya soon Ha! I am watching your programm on the azores and loving it. I coma from another portuguese archipelago called Madeira, it is as beautiful as the Azores, with beautiful ocean and great food.

You should visit us and try our cuisine, with lots of fish and with lots of, one os your favourites, pork. First of all u are a freak, thats why i love your show. Great food, licor and tabacco are the best things in life.

I think u should return to Portugal and went to the main land. Your a god amongst men!! I saw your episode when you went to buffalo ny, come on buffalo?! I mean sure Buffalo has good wings, and they do have the mighty taco, but its far better in Rochester! Se vier conhecer me chame e terei prazer em mostrar. You would be a wonderful advocate of responsible food production.

Cultural and religious diversity, s of temples and tourist sites 4. Above all, awesome variety of exotic food that the world is unaware of. My name is Alexandra and my family is also french, I live in Paraguay, have you ever heard about it? It would be nice to have a show here, to complete your South America tour. You should consider it, it might surprise you!! Great show, love your books too! I wanted to hate you but you atlike every city guy, at least from the east. Your show is great,funny,and informitive whatever the F that means.

I was a chef in London I bartended in LA for 5 years and want to do a series that that deals with the life style of service. I have worked on a travel show for two years. My contact is venturaalvarez hotmail. After fighting- scrolling your wacky fans I hope you have someone perusing dig that word. Your show is good and cool. But your show is in need for change not much but people are ready for you to bring someone else into your adventures.

A bartender or what different but still cool like you. I truly great chef spins gold out of straw…. You are too much for The Nitwork. Cook hard, drink hard and show people how it really is………….. Saw you in North Italy at a kids park…did not want to bother you for privacy… love watching your episodes. But I managed to get a pic at least to show to my daughter who who was actually in the same tree: Some day I would be pleased to asked you many questions about all your experiences travelling al over the world.

Hi why dont you come down to Brazil good food dow here i show you some real delicius stuff garantee. Have a great one Big fan Att Cass. Just happy to see a real soul. I know they are good. I know you are good. Hell yeah mother F……. What can you say other than what you do?

My parents live in the country side, so all the products are fresh. We can go for mushrooms or fishing… etc. You are welcome here! Hey Anthony , My name is matt slaughter and i just wanted to drop you a line and tell you mann you are the fucking shit , I gotta say your show is really good me and my wife watch it religously i would like to try and share some of my views on culinary arts i am a inspiring chef and have worked as a line cook at two restaurants including Roger Browns in Portsmouth V.

I just purchased Medium Raw! Just wanted to let you know that I loved it! Your writing is amazing! I gave it to my son an aspiring writer former white boy with dreadlocks; hatin the man! Hi, first my apologies with my poor english. In the brasil episode, you has refered one thing wrong about one state of Brasil, Minas Gerais Minas.

We from the Minas Gerais state gonna be very happy if you want come here to see our cities, our food and people! I love your show so much! I read kitchen confidential! From what I learned from you show is that the world is very small and after all we are the same human being. Please keep traveling and show us more of the world. I am the biggest fan. I will be on my way to Afghanistan in OCT and would love to speak with you. I know that you get a million hits daily, but I also know that we have a lot in common.

My wife and daughters are the most beautiful creatures on the planet and we would be sooooooooooooo stoked to entertain you and your crew for a weekend! Been watching you for years. Saw the show from Rome last week and had to watch the rerun. Damn, I almost peed my pants laughing. Best show for me, EVER! Read the whole damn thing while I was there, before returning to PHX.

Man you are one talented SOB! I would love to have you do a show from Phoenix hey, you did one from Buffalo. Thanks for all the laughs, you are a true talent and one of the good guys! A little over a year ago I was diagnosed with neck cancer.

Not unlike that famous guy with a dimple in his chin. The radiation and chemo treatments left me with minimal taste buds and even fewer salivary glands. My homegrown basil is just this soft green thing. Ah, but the fragrance is still mine. Thanks to your f-ing amazing narrative mixed with colorful descriptors a former sailor can understand, I have made it to one year free.

I remember coming home from the lovely medical reaming, turn on the tube and you were there. In a time of no appetite, you gave me one. As I watched my brain triggered synapses my stomach responded to with familiar rumblings.

Truly loved your th episode. It was done with class, style and beautifully shot. I love the close up of the top French chefs. You looked amazing and fit in to Paris so perfectly. The food looked amazing! It was truly tastefully done, from beginning to end. Thank you so very much!! I am a New Yorker and I have just come back from Nebraska. While I was there, many Nebraskans were exited that your show was coming to Omaha. Please consider visiting Hiro I think your viewers would appreciate seeing and unexpected side of Nebraska.

Anthony Bourdain is a pig.. I mean, u do know ur being taped, right? I wanted to show my appreciation for you and your program so wrote a blog article to congratulate you on you th episode. I welcome your feedback. Hi, I love to watch your show on sunday afternoons in Costa Rica. It was a great pleasure to meet you and see exactly how you judge food, and wine pairings.

It would be even better if you did a show here, for some reason you keep jumping right over us in the Sierras. There is a high concentration of organic farming, as well as seasonal cooking that would shock you! Not only because I love the Azores islands but I think everyone got a glimps of the essence of those islands… and man you ate a lot!!! Where can I watch your show.

I like them all, but I liked it, especially when he was in my town and showed us reality without stereotypes. Hope you come back soon. What gets me coming back for more is the attitude of the show and the thoughts he shares while being recorded. Love the down to earth no pussy talk. Keep it up man. I hope the show never ends because there would be no other reason for me to watch the travel channel lol.

I cannot begin to describe my feeling towards your show and books. Through your show and my imagination i can go there and almost taste the hamon from Spain, or feel the fires in Beirut, or to gaze upon th beautiful beaches of the Caribbean. It has also broadened my palate. I just would like to thank you for giving this man what he can never truly have.

Keep up the wonders and live your life the same way! Thank you for introducing me to the beautiful slow roasted pork, fish cheeks blood sausage, and tripe! Looking for some new info on here, website needs an update?

The Jan Azores ep was 9 months ago. If you are ever in Cincinnati Ohio stop by Sugar Cupcakery. We are the only all organic Cupcakery in Cincinnati. Hi Chef, Loved your episode on the Azores, I am a working chef here on the Island, I studied and trained in Toronto and have been here for ten years, I was actually born in Furnas.

I hope you had a chance to see the entire Island and eat in the most remote of places, thats were you get the authentic Azorian cuisine. If you ever come back here, I would be glad to show these incredible small family restaurantes that still cook as their ancestors did centuries ago.

Just watched your Laos show. Those little things being blown up were hand held rifle grenades, used by the North Vietnamese. It was already expended over NVN. You were really suckered by the clowns there and I am offended by your portrayal of all ordnance in Laos coming from the US.

We were there in a limited capacity. The North Vietnamese used it as a supply trail to the south. This from someone who was really there at the time. I think you should go back and revisit Romania again without Zamir — or at least leave him in some turkish bath for that episode.

There is a huge amount of tasty , way amazing food you can have. I would be very willing to be a guide one day or share some secrets. But now you have to come to continental Portugal, where the food is very different from the islands! Catching up on episodes via Netflix great! Thank God or god for No Reservations.

I am originally from Sao Miguel and now live in CT. From time to time we see shows about Portugal, which you can imagine makes us excited to see but NEVER our lovely islands. I know I speak for all of us Acoreans, my family expecially, thank you for taking the time to explain to the world how wonderful our islands are. Dear Tony, my home country, is a small self-governd province in Italy, South Tyrol.

The intresting thing is, that 90 years ago we were part of Austria and also we have ever been the transition from Italy to Austria. So our traditional food is made of italian delicacys and german once.

I hope yo find time to visit South Tyrol. Hi Antony im your fan, i see your program every time, im from Venezuela, i want invite you to my conuntry, because Venezuela is a very coulnary mixer, our eat is a cultural mixer very very very good, excuseme my bad english, bye. Just keep the politics put of it. Besides, Sean Hannity could whip you with half of his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair. Keep up the good work — and sorry about the warthog thing.

Took lotsa balls to get THAT stuff down. Lomotil is your friend. Anthony — this is a long shot, but I bought your book as a Christmas gift for my BF. He would be absolutely thrilled — beyond thrilled really. Hello, Anthony I would love to introduce to you the the first birthplace or colonization in America Dominican Republic there you will find the most amazing cusine. Dear Tony, I like you TV program a lot. This part of our beautiful world has a very nice cuisine and many…many…many delicious dishes.

The thing they prepare difers a lot of what a tamale must be, that looks like a hot dog. You can find tamale in all latinoamerica with diferent names, ways of preparation and a great variety of ingredients. Dear Anthony, everybody in my family 8 brothers loves to watch your shows, we love your witty comments, your detailed explanation on foods, your tips on where to go, what not to miss.

Anyway, we are from Portugal and one of my brothers is an architect in Azres Terceira and everybody was thrilled you were going there. The result was the most disappoint show ever, I personally excused you with a bad flight or a hangover or whatever.

Thanks in advance for your attention, we keep on loving you always! I work for Ecomuseu do Barroso in Montalegre, North of Portugal and our president wants to hire you for an important thing that is going to happen here. Is there a way I can have an email or anything to contact you? Thanks for the true life and personal opinions you have on your show. Are you still married? The food is great but in the continent is better…try the north of Portugal. Quality and quantity, with the most amazing wines of Europe.

Even better than the french wines. All the best to you and your crue. Hello, my girlfriend and I love to watch Anthony on No Reservations, and we have read his books. We were both very excited he was coming to Redbank NJ for a show. I am not saying Anthony is not worth it but how can a normal person afford tickets at this price.

I wonder if others feel this way. I would like to congratulate you and your staff for a wonderful show. You create,in your show, a mix of culture,great food and a lot of fun. Merry Christmans and a great New year. An American living in Argentina. At first the food was great.

I have watched I suppose all of your shows and read most of your books. Your show is one of the things I look forward to here in Argentina. I live in Lujan. Where is a great place to eat? Bourdain, I love your program and I congratulate him on achieving a great balance between gastronomy and traditions of its peoples, but it seems very rare that living so close to never have visited Central America Guatemala, which really is very rich in cuisine and hospitality.

I recommend some typical local dishes, rolled pork, kakik, tamal colorado, but mainly the luncheon of the 1st. Hi Tony i recently traveled to the Philippines where the alot of my family still resides. I am a FilAm Filipino American whos been there several times,and yet regardless of how many times i visit i still find it difficult to leave and say goodbye to my family members back there.

My question is how do you say goodbye, especially to people who mean so dear to you, after your the vacation is over? I am Spanish and I love your show. I think you should visit Portugal, particularly the areas of Porto and Lisbon. Thats why i love portugal! Watch the show all the time — travel, food and a few drinks — who could ask for more. Anthony check out this site — looks like it may be of interest to you.

I think Anthony Bourdain sucks. They had a tiny armadillo who was being held by some horrible kid and who was shaking in fear. Some other bullies took the poor animal off to be killed. I have always hated those who pick on those who cannot defend themselves.

Hi, Edwing Salas writes you. I would like to make an online interview for my blog with the main objective of people in Latin America that still does not know you can hear from you, what you do and your life philosophy. In advance thank you very much for reading this comment and all assistance you can provide.

Go from Louisiana here. The way you are able to speak opened up a new view for me, I thought the illiterate only could express their feeling in curse words but u taught me that specific situations call for what they call for. Is Tony that desperate for cash? Top Chef holds about as much excitement, as another friggin Guy Feri show. I just shot my TV like Elvis. Bravo has reduced this show to the creative ability of a Rachel Ray Casserole.

Please make it stop! How about having real Mexican Chefs cooking against the likes Big Tom Collichi, and his beautiful side kick Padma Lakshmi in a blind taste test. Bourdain seems to have lost it. Big fan, keep on rockin on … I can not wait for more shows. I just watched the first season of no reservations on netflix and I think I liked it ,..

I love the show!!!! You know you need some new boots. Come see us at Way Out West in Tallahassee when you are in town.

Excited about your visit and love your work. Hey Anthony, Does Rachel Ray just bug the shit out of you like she does me? Not to be strictly negative but you of all people you probably have the balls to let it be known as it should be…. Just stopped by to tell you that I think it would be really cool if you went to the D. To me, baseball is so much a part of their culture- but I think you should go stop by for a visit, try their hotels, extra virgin cigars, see the love, hospitality and local food joints they have around the capital city.

I also think you need to learn about the culture, the beaches- you name it… They have it all. If you get a chance, go the villages outside the bustling city limits. The Spanish language is a plus because they will really be entertained by the way a foreign man speaks it! I hope you have a second to check out this post. A lot of people have some nice things to say about you and your philosophy on food.

I have asked this earlier, but no answer. I still offer to buy you a meatpie at Helsinki City market place. The dinner we can have in this place http: After that you are at your own. But you can discover Finland here http: Hi Anthony, Love the show and the great cooking you do. Check out my new site at http: Went to your show in Glenside earlier in the week and really enjoyed seeing you in person.

Thanks for doing such great TV and visiting us to share in person your experiences! First I want to say that I love your show very much. I can see that you have been almost in all the countries, except mine. You should plan sometime visiting my country Tajikistan. We are very small country on the map but we have a lot different delicious food and colorful culture.

I would love to introduce my country to you and hope I will get a reply from you. Thank you very much for reading my message! I wanted to thank anthony and the others who worked hard to bring us the joys and adventures of the show.

You have reminded people that no matter how little you have in life great food always brings great people together. I would like to say love your show men and hope that the show go strong and many luck to your career. This will probably not be aired on your site…….. Looking forward to see the episode in Brazil, we have some strange recipes too!

Hum, loved to see you wearing a Ramones T-shirt in Malaysia! I really love No Reservations. I think your show is brilliant, and i admire what you do. I was wondering are you going back again and if so will you do an episode on Mien Tay?.. You are awesome, keep up the good work. You are laminated next to Tom and Padma I love you Tony…keep up the good work. I knew it would. What truly astounds me—and I say this in the most non-malicious way possible—is that you actually believe it seems as though you can TASTE food that you put in your mouth.

I mean, you smoke and smoke and smoke. But … there you are, passing judgement on the flavor of this dish or that. And then you just light up another cigarette. You seem like a smart guy. But I s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y doubt if you discern any of the wonderful, subtle flavors of the myriad dishes you get to sample. You know it; I know it; the world knows it. I was wondering if you can give us just a few suggestions on restaurants we should visit while we are in those cities that are in the lower price range.

I thought I would ask you because you know all the secret food and drink spots haha. That show was nothing short of a gastronomical orgasm to me. I am a big big fan of the show!! I was quite disturbed to see that the rubber bands were left on the lobster claws during the cooking process!

Low grade rubber will tend to break down when boiled and leave a taste of rubber on the meat… I was shocked!!!! The bands do have to be removed,, unless you enjoy the flavor of rubber and lobster! Big big fan of the show…one of the few I watch. I have a quick suggestion: It is a fascinating country with rich culinary roots, and its historical background would make a perfect country to visit for No Reservations.

I only have one suggestion. Tony, go to Paraguay. My wife grew up there and I visited there several times. The Paraguayans are very friendly, as I recall.

You gotta go to Alentejo and to Algarve in the southern part of Portugal. Here our food and our culture is so different from the rest of the country. You will find the best food in here,I guarantee…. I like your programm Mr. Not my fault I was borne there.

Love the show, I call myself a Bourthonian. The real one originated in Lima Peru. By the way, Pisco liquor is not from Chile either, its origin come from a small town south of Lima called Pisco, where we also have vineyards and make some good wine. I love the show, your curiosity of culture through food has opened my mind and my stomach. Through your quests my palette has become enlightened through newfound curiosity as well and I praise your ability to stir your own deep interests in those who follow you.

I know these regions are filled with rich culture as well as food and would like to see your take on them as well.

Good journeys and I look forward to discovering more through your travels. Dear Anthony, I watched a new chapter of your program in Chile my own country but I dont like that Discovery Travel and Living translate your speech. I prefer listen you in your own idiom with subtitles in spanish. I think that the power of your program is the freedom in your own idiom. Cordialy, a chilean fan. I love to taste all flavours on the kitchen, and also taste flavours of all arround the world.

Well, as you have seen in Azores Portugal as plenty of flavours and food types, I would love if you come to Portugal,to taste all types of food one of the best seafood in the world, one of the best fish on the world, ways to cook Codfish, etc, etc. Maybe I can cook some tipical food for your program in my house in Ribatejo near Lisbon and also you can taste our very very good red wines from almost all parts of the country.

Well I hope you come to Portugal soon! I am big fan of you and your show. I wont miss it for the world but since last week Travel and Living is showing it in spanish!!! I am from Venezuela and I do speak spanish of course, but it is just not you! I can not watch your show!! Oh I dont know, I just dont like it.

Maybe you can do something about it and give me back one of my favorite programs. Thanks for everything you do and how you treat your food and agriculture, it should be a wake up to everyone.

Your ignorance to it is astonishing! Your views are dumbfounded and are underlined by the episode that the travel channel re-aired about the weaning of calves. What is so wrong with teaching calves to learn to stop milking off their mothers and eat grasses and grains? If you were half the cook that you claim to be learn about your food and realize that nature is not always a bowl full of sunshine.

Really man you have no credit with the people that feed the world and maybe you are just the face of how clueless the population is. If anyone is upset by this please go to a working farm or ranch and learn about what you eat and the sacrifice it takes to make you full. It may is not easy or romantic and it takes a lot of time and patience.

I was watching your show when you visited my beautifull country Nicaragua the land of lakes and volcanoes. I just wanted to make a comment about the visit you made to this family in Esteli.

The beautiful side of Nicaragua is our people, culture and National territory. The ugly side of Nicaragua is what some governments left to our people. You are a gutless wonder.

Eating sharkhead and sharkfinn you crackhead windbag. Most real chefs who have to work for living not hang their has been name on a place run my Mexican cooks think your a fag and a douche. Please go back to smoking crack and sucking cock you fucking loser. After i see the Azores episode i got to say you have a lot more to discover at Island of Madeira and the mainland Portugal. Specially for you, pork fan, try out: Lots of different types of sausages enchidos ; cheese; ham… and for desserts we got a lot of conventual recepies among others.

Continue to discover our country! We have such a great gastronomy that you will need to dedicate an entire season to discover how good is our kitchen. The one on Columbia had me researching their full fantastic recovery as a community — thank you. One last thing — I am a few months older than Anthony and similar gray hair, so same vintage.

When you said on the Pennsylvania episode of No Res that the best rock band for the last 30 years was the Ramones I realised I have a soul brother! Keep on rockin, man. So still no response from you and or your team. I am telling you, Mr. Bourdain, you need to go to Ethiopia. I know you have tried beef tartar and you did not like it much, but there are different ways you eat that dish that i can garantee you you would enjoy it. We make our Beer, Wine Vino we call it from our little Italian influance and we also make two home made alcoholic drinks you will not find any where in the world, even here in US.

Email me at Meskylloyd hotmail. As a Cuban American who lives in South Florida, I have been here more than there, but this series, last night, really touched my heart. Anthony, I am a big fan of your show, and as a Cuban- American I am very grateful that you chose Cuba for one of your shows.

You did a wonderful job as usual. It was fair and informative at the same time. After 50 years of exile….. I would like to re-live the Cuban expirience. I saw your No Reservations program last night about feasting in Cuba and it was obvious that you had no reservations about making a suckling pig of yourself in a country where children and the elderly go hungry on a daily basis.

You started off by saying that you have mixed feelings about Castro. This makes you a rather mixed-up individual. Do you have mixed feelings about Hitler? You also said, after a couple of drinks that Hemingway was hung like a hamster. Do you also have mixed feelings about that? You state that Havana is beautiful.

It always was and it still is. So are the baths of Caracalla. So are all ruins. She is a courageous housewife blogger in Havana born in the regime who describes, in detail, the struggles and calamities that the Cuban people experience on a daily basis. Me and my boyfriend just love your program! There are a few restaurants we trully recomend…. Our best regards to you! Mr Bourdain, Love what you do! From the African Yoruba to Salsa, the music scene there is as alive there as in Jamaica.

Looking forward to part two, where you explore the rainforest western caves of Vinales, and fall into a trance to Bata African drumming in Santiago; or check out alligators in the Zapata Swamp. In a rapidly changing Cuba, now is the time to check out the dissidents: Related LinksAnthony BourdainTacos till 4 a.

My wife are on our honeymoon currently in Ireland. We both have toured Ireland multiple times and have watched your special on Ireland multiple times. We were in Belfast and decided to follow your lead. Lunch at the crown dinner at Cheyenne was amazing.

We also had an impromptu trip to Howth which was also featured. As a kid being a marine biologist was my dream job, so I became one. I enjoy watching your show. I am from New York, but recently made Malaysia my second home. If you ever consider doing a program in Penang, I would be glad to take you to all the famous food places and most importantly show you how to pick the right Durian unlike the one Mr. I say this because even durian from Thailand taste different from Malaysia.

Tony i am in love with you i live in Cuernavaca Morelos Mexico y love yogur orogram y sed you evrey wensday my husband tells me Sonia yogur boyfriend is on the tv y have yogur pi tire on my ballet kisses Sonia. I watch the show when I get a chance. Last time I saw you were in Colombia. Keep those episodes coming. Does anyone know the recipe for the Corvette Summer drink on the California desert episode?

You are not the Food Police. People have free will choice to eat what they want to. If a person wants to eat the dishes that Paula Dean shows on her program — they have a God given right to do so.

Why attack other chefs. What do you have that you feel that you are better than these other people??? How awful that you actually think you are better than other people. What a pompous ass you are….. Hey how about you stop attacking other chefs. Man up for once and apologize to Paula Dean for the stupid comment you said about her. It was uncalled for and childish at best. Locals said not to go to her restaurant, but to go to Mrs.

Went to both and Mrs. Wilks was by far superior. Your programs, skill, humor, insight are excellent! Look at any list of most unhealthy states and they are all in the South. Our Medicare and SSI is disproportionately redistributed due to unhealthy cooking and food. I have made the effort to find your site because of the news today that you verbally attacked Paula Deen. Although free speech is your right, you have demostrated a hateful, jealous, petty side of you that is ugly.

Families who depend on food stamps and hand outs are bombarded with media which they buy into and they fill themselves with emotionally and physically unhealthy food. Their children grow up with these dietary values and the ease at which they can access this slug is depressing. We treat food here like an obligation instead of a blessing and treat.

I love your unique style honesty, in your face comments You are fun to watch. But, Dude, Paula Deen?!

Sorry, but we differ on this one!!! Read on the internet about these comments you made about those yahoos on the Food Channel. Keep it up though, you have an intelligence that needs to be heard. Anthony Bourdain- Right on about Paula Dean. She can only stand in front of the camera the rest is hype by the production company from recipes to cooking for the shows by the production company.

Most people down think she is fake. I enjoy your shows. I never miss one. Joe Hill Ellijay , GA. Just read your comments about Paula Deen. What gives you the right to be so rude? It has gotten rather boring. Get your ego in check and give the lady an apology. A real one, not some snarky backhanded one. Be a gentleman for once. I saw some of her shows and was appalled at the ingredients and the food she was making.

The obesity epidemic resulting from processed and fast food in our country is one of most destructive forces in the future of our kids. I salute you for being the insightful and honest guide to Americans, challenging all of us to make a change.

I believe I have seen you smoke like a freight train and I believe I have heard you have done your fair share of drugs so lay off of the woman who was once a poor single mother who worked her ass off to get where she is.

How does that saying go about throwing stones and living in glass houses?? Instead of you needing to get a life as Paula Deen said, Paula Deen needs to get a life and start reading the United States Constitution word for word. Paula Deen is a bit too much into herself nowadays. Gross, Revolting and Disquesting! I had no idea you were such a hateful person.. Enough said,your just a wanna be!!! Who are you again? That guy that few people identify with on the travel channel.

Most of America does. If this is your way of making some kind of name for yourself… Not cool. Nobody likes a bully. Oh you forgot some people in your little rant.. I think you are a jerk. And you have a shit attitude. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you…..

I truly appreciate your comments and that you are not afraid to speak up and speak the truth. I will continue to watch your shows without fail. First i would love to say that i truly enjoy your point of view. In food, love and the pursuit of a really great time. I have spent my time on this earth learning to be and being an absolute deciple of the very same school of thought. I have been traveling for one reason or another for what seems to be my entire life moving around this, and every country i could get my hands on safely.

I am a chef and a third generation brau meister. So my passions lye in not only my hunger but my thirst as well.

As Luck would have it that I own a business that allows me to live my joy. I would just like to say that i agree wholeheartedly with everything you said recently and just so you know there are still those of us that know, understand and are honest about what we see. Best of Luck, Mr Mylo. You have the nerve to criticize other chefs, yet i have not ONCE ever seen you cook. Your show consists of you getting wasted and eating other peoples food.

No wonder you can criticize when your on the other side of the kitchen. You act like your far better than others, when in all, all you do is criticize. Just know that if you continue to act like a new born brat, karma will kick you in your ass. Your pathetic and a drunk. He no longer is welcome on the food channel. You are as arrogant just like him.

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