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As Al put it, "I doubt I'll be invited to Coolio's birthday party, but at least I don't have to wear a bulletproof vest to the mall anymore. After several hours of backlash, it was revealed that the manager never gave her the song to listen to, out of the assumption she would hate it.

Of course, this turned out to be completely untrue; upon actually hearing it, Gaga not only loved it, but considered it an "expansion" of her original song— while the original was a straight-up celebration of alternative lifestyles, Gaga considered the parody a celebration of her own Cloud Cuckoolander -ness.

I actually really appreciate the philosophy behind the song. It's actually very empowering, I think. And he's, in a way, although he's parodying the song, he's kind of standing up for me.

And I never would have said no to that. And I never did say no to it. He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice; He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price. He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel; but if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

And let me tell what you didn't win! But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. And you brought shame and disgrace on your family names for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!

You're a complete loser!!! It kind of upsets me. From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo. Like big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo. And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye. He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore.

But the women would scream when he walked in the door. Stacy of Louisville, Ky asks: Do you like Barenaked Ladies? And I'm a big fan of the band, too. I gave her a penetrating stare, which could only mean "You are my answer, my answer to everything Which is why I'll probably do very poorly on the written part of my driver's test".

I lost one of my socks in the drier I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire. By the way, if you walked in late, allow me to reiterate the name of this movie is Spy Hard. They call it Spy Hard. You're watching Spy Hard. It's the these from Spy Hard Seeing Al's hairdo from behind, and assuming it's Michael Mikey?

No, but I think Bubbles is here. I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you [ Cause I'm stranded all alone In the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps.

I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. I pointed to the side of my mouth, as a way of indicating "Hey, I think you got something on the side of your mouth". I hopped up and I said: I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you I wanna be your anaconda And your heat-seeking missile too I wanna be your beef burrito Am I making this perfectly clear? I wanna be your love torpedo Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all! My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call! When everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody in the world really hates my ringtone! A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer Well, I suppose that proves They're really not all bad.

I would live-tweet a funeral Take selfies with the deceased. The subject of "I Lost on Jeopardy. Like a swimming pool. Those things don't grow on trees. His band is good enough to play any type of music and Al himself can sing in a multitude of styles, able to pull off rock both classic and modern , country, pop, reggae, boyband, soul, rap, folk and more vocals.

There is a reason they have sometimes been referred to as "The world's greatest cover band". In fact, Al has been known to get very annoyed and defensive when people refer to them as a joke band. Germans Love David Hasselhoff: Invoked in "Genius in France", which is said to be referring to Jerry Lewis' popularity there. Getting Crap Past the Radar: Although he's a mostly family-friendly singer, lyrics in several of Weird Al's songs go into grey territory.

Notable examples include "You Don't Love Me Anymore", which talks about a woman having sex with an entire hockey team, and "Headline News" which mentions the Lorena Bobbitt incident. In the music video of "Amish Paradise", watch the guy churning butter after the girl walks by. The singer of "The Truck Drivin' Song" mentions wearing nipple rings and crotchless panties. In "One More Minute", the narrator is in "the gas station of love", and he has to use the " self-service pumps ".

No, not the candy In the music video, after he's done singing, a muscular man comes up to him and puts a hand on his shoulder. The screen fades to black as they look lovingly into each other's eyes, and a moment later, the main character looks at the viewer in shock. Then, the singer of the song tells his significant other that he's been sleeping with all of her sisters, and she responds that she's been sleeping with his best friend, Jake.

He responds that he's been sleeping with Jake, too, and also with her dog Woofie. She responds that she's been sleeping with his pet goat. Gosh Dang It to Heck! Not just in his lyrics. The final episode of Last Week Tonight With John Oliver in ended with a series of people, both celebrities and people on the street, all declaring "Fuck you, ! Al appears in the middle of this, with " f ffffell way below my standards of quality " and vigorously gives his index finger.

Weird Al finished high school at only 16 years old—he was even the class valedictorian Grammar Nazi: See here and here. Let's not forget this part of "Close But No Cigar" She was gorgeous, she was charming Yeah, she was perfect in every way Except she was always using the word 'infer' When she obviously meant 'imply' And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing But frankly, I can't imagine why. Excuse me, who farted? I'm so handy You already know I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow.

Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain. I'll wrap my small intestines round my neck And set fire to myself on stage. And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go.

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake! All your friends are laughing behind your back. You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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