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No it tasted like dick and my blood. He found me and a guy having sex in a car in a remote area of a park and pulled us out of the car. Nothing like a tall guy with size 14 shoes I asked and big hands guiding your head up and down on a fat cock. That's one of those moments every once in a while, when I'm JOing, that will send me over the edge. One was just off duty and still in his uniform.
It was in an indoor parking garage. Once in Chattanooga, Tennessee a uniformed cop and I watched each other jerk off standing side-by-side at the urinals in the men's room of a starvin Marvin's. I wanted to suck or at least touch his dick but I was too scared. I'm sure I could have been busted for indecent exposure but I was afraid if I spoke I would be arrested for soliciting. Neither of us said a word although he grunted. In the park, he was on 'sting duty', abusing his authority, forcing me to do humiliating and derogatory sex acts.
I still masturbate to the memory, yet I'm still suffering post traumatic stress syndrome. I watch him for a bit and sip on a drink. Anyway, one of the guys peels away from the group and comes over to me and starts chatting me up — not the HOT one but he was pretty cute — on the young, twinky Latino side.
Who am I to refuse?. MAN — he was so fucking hot. Built like a brick shithouse. And then he tells me he a cop! I thought my dick was going to explode. We go to another bar a bit divey-er than the one from the night before and have a few drinks I think he was lit before he ever picked me up , start dancing then he tells me he has to pee — and he wants me to come with him.
So, I go with him, and the minute he shuts and locks the door, he practically tears my pants open and starts going to town on my dick btw, he had braces — which I thought was pretty sexy We trade back and forth sucking each other — he had a NICE uncut cock — and then he tells me he wants to back to his place.
So we finally get to his place — he lived with his brother — and after a few niceties with the little bro, the HOT Latino COP and I headed for bedroom.
We stripped quick and got down to business. He was so much fun to make out with and suck on. NICE body — not too cut — just nice. Beautiful cock and balls. He was so gentle and loving, too. I asked him to put on just his cop belt with the gun.
He did — OMG — that belt with his hard-on was just too hot for words. We fooled around practically all night — slept just a few hours. Next morning, we woke up — and we fucked around again before he took me back to my hotel including him just wearing his cop belt and nothing else.
I got myself a little precummy just writing this up. Off duty, but in uniform. He face fucked me and ran his baton down my back and under my throat and in my mouth.
Blew in my mouth and on my face. Then he promptly deleted his Grindr. But think of it this way, once the uniform is off his dick is just like any other guy's dick. Being a cop is just a job. What you're into is a cop fetish. You like the uniform. You want to be submissive to the cop. Lots of cops are quite virile, manly. You like that, too. You're searching for virility, in your eyes a male figure.
By sucking his penis you are gratified, you have served a real man. It's all in your head, girl. Find a man who will love you, treat you kindly, and want to be with you all the time. R22 What a night you had. It sounds more like a fantasy coming into reality. Some of the things you wrote like drinking and then driving etc. He and I had a couple of email exchanges after that - but that was it.
He did send me some photos of himself - semi-nudes - which i still have. I live in CA and haven't been back to San Antonio since. I wasn't anywhere near as inebriated. Not all storeis like this are EST-y We believe you R As far as the thread is concerned, the story's not that hot. You met a guy at a gay bar and you hooked up in the bathroom and in his car and OMG, in his bed! The Caftan Club sends their troll to post at R Since club members haven't had sex for more than a decade, they think anyone actually hooking up needs to be dumped on with an "elaborate scenario" accusation.
R42 is posting from the bedazzled Windows95 computer in Mom's basement, since going to the library would mean putting on sweatpants and a shirt and waddling down the street. Finally this dreary site has a decent thread. I want to rub a few out today.
Kept asking me to bite harder and harder. I honestly got scared because I thought I'd sever the damn thing. It wasn't a turn-on to me but he loved it. Did you ever blow a cop? Did it taste like bacon? No, but I copped some blow once.
A cop blew me once I did, in Chicago about 15 years ago. In the back of his cruiser. Big sexy Polish daddy, tall and hung thick. It tasted awesome, and so did his load. R5 Thanks, I'm horny now. R6 I still remember the noises he made and the way he said "Take my fuckin' load! I also remember having the scent of his cock and load in my nose for like three days after. I've dated two, so yes, I have.
Shoe size means nothing. Trust me, I know size R5 made me hard. More sex with cops-while-on-duty stories, please! If so, then yes. R22 forgot the most important part of the story: No, like stale coffee and Dunkin' Donuts! How would I know? Does their semen taste like bullets? R25 knows his stuff. No, I'm not even being sarcastic here. Say what you will R24 - but it's a true story. I find the personality that attracts cops very erotic. I'd gladly blow one, but never have a relationship with one.
I slept with 3 cops and 1 FBI agent. They were all horrible in bed. This thread is sizzling like a Jimmy Dean sausage. R22 has an Extremely Scintillating Tale to tell us!
Cops' kisses taste like burnt coffee and spearmint gum. Did any of them squeal like a PIG? I blew a cop once, he liked it so much I gotta get out of jail card free.
Beavis and Butt-Head together sell one each to Mr. The duo then sell the rest to each other and eat them. Buzzcut comes in and the two men physically fight. When Van Driessen challenges his class to make animated films. One student creates a scene of a flower growing, blooming, then dying - which she is very pleased with. Beavis and Butt-Head draw drawings of dead people, which create a scene in which two characters resembling themselves are repeatedly stabbed with tridents.
One character is grabbed by a dog and the other has a plane crash into him. Van Driessen is pleased with both short films. Tom Anderson employs the duo to do some work in his garden, which they are doing badly.
He thinks that he can win money from them by having them join a poker game which he going to play with two other men. Beavis and Butt-Head do not know how to play the game, yet they win by luck alone. Anderson gives them plastic chips in exchange for the money that they won, which the duo think is a good deal. Van Driessen tells his class to each write an essay on the woman whom they admire most, for Women's History Month. Beavis and Butt-Head initially both choose Beavis' mother.
Van Driessen rejects that their weak efforts, so the duo go to the school library. The librarian recommends books about various women - as they try to look up her skirt while she is on a stepladder. They tell Van Driessen that she is the woman whom they admire most.
He is disappointed with the again, and makes them return books to the library's shelves. While there, they put books in the wrong places, then look up the skirt of the same librarian.
Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in a field, when a light aircraft crashes nearby. They go to the nearby road and stop a car, whose driver calls the police and an ambulance. The pilot is airlifted to hospital, where he makes a full recovery. The story is re-enacted in Rescue The duo watch I Dream of Jeannie , then rummage through a dumpster. Beavis finds a bottle containing a dead mouse , expecting it will grant him wishes. He brings it to school, where the classroom is evacuated because of its smell.
Due to none of his wishes being answered, and the smell it, Beavis leaves the bottle in the school cafeteria. Beavis fears that he is pregnant , due to having some of the symptoms and not realising that males cannot be impregnated.
He uses a pregnancy test, and believes that it turning yellow when he urinates on it indicates a positive result. After defecating , he realises that he is not pregnant. The duo attend a local church wedding, uninvited, in the belief that the attendees get to make out with the bride. Butt-Head objects to the wedding on the grounds that the groom is a dork. The duo try to kiss the bride, and are ejected by the ushers.
Outside the church, Butt-Head says that being married would suck, due to spending your life with the same person. Beavis and Butt-Head watch a horror film featuring screaming, the duo scream in the street, then knock on Tom Anderson's door and scream at him when he answers.
When they scream at a policeman in the street, he grabs them and screams at them. The duo go home and phone Stewart and scream at him. They then phone the police and scream at them. Beavis and Butt-Head encounter a beggar in the street, and attempt to become beggars themselves.
A policeman move the duo along and they beg with the beggar. They are much more successful as a trio. After a passer-by wrongly assumes that they are his sons, he pretends that they are. The duo ar eat a landfill site, where Beavis picks up a rotting animal carcass. He wants them to keep it as a pet, but Butt-Head points out that he cannot do so because it is dead. Butt-Head thinks it a good idea to attempt to sell the animal for its clothing. The shops they attempt to sell it to refuse to buy it.
They fail in their attempt to pick up two girls while Beavis has the carcass on his head. The manager at Burger World tells Beavis and Butt-Head that customers have complained about their fries. He looks at the fryer , which is badly polluted and contains a grasshopper and a Band-Aid. He orders the duo to change the oil.
They buy motor oil from an automobile repair shop on credit - and use that as the replacement oil. Butt-Head's poetry is not popular, and his performance is cut short. After drinking cappuccinos , Beavis' alter ego Cornholio resurfaces and he takes to the stage with manic ramblings which are well-received. Beavis and Butt-Head are walking through the woods, when they encounter a men's group headed by Mr. They are a four men who are on a monthly drum-banging se They invite the duo to join them, which they do.
Beavis bangs the drum while manically expressing his frustration at being always rejected by girls. The group at first respond well to him, but when Beavis says that he wants to bulldoze the school, Van Driessen's three followers leave, which Van Driessen is disappointed with.
Beavis is still in the woods, talking and banging the drum. The duo go to Maxi-Mart, where the store owner complains to them that they come there every Friday night, stand there for six hours, scare off his customers and only ever buy a soda. He goes into the back room to get dimes for the cash register. Butt-Head decides to serve two girls who are at the counter. From the back room, the owner sees Butt-Head at the register, and phones the police , telling that he is being robbed and assumes that they are armed.
The police arrive outside and a standoff ensues. The police ask Butt-Head what his demands are, and he asks for food. The owner tells Beavis and Butt-Head that he has a gun and will use it on them if they come there again, then pushes them outside. The police search them for weapons and do not find any.
The duo tell them about the owner's threat. The police enter, arrest the owner and beat him. The duo find a truck tire at a filling station. They push it up a steep hill, Beavis climbs in it, and Butt-Head pushes it down with Beavis in it. It crosses a busy highway, causing Todd to spill beer on his jeans while driving and other cars to crash into each other.
It then crosses a field, where it flattens Van Driessen and his camera. It bounces on a car which is on bricks, dislodging it and crushing the person under the car. The tire then hits a lever next to railroad tracks , causing a train to derail.
The tire is stopped due to colliding with the back of a minivan in a parking lot. Beavis then climbs out of it. He is joined by Butt-Head, then confronted by Todd, who beats Beavis up. McVicker tries an unorthodox approach to discipline Beavis and Butt-Head, sending them to a sensitivity encounter group therapy session.
The leader tells them that he will get them in touch with his feelings. He gives Beavis a bat and pillow and tells him to pretend the pillow is Butt-Head and let his anger flow. Beavis repeatedly beats the pillow, breaking it open while screaming die! The duo go back to McVicar's office, where they tell him they are going to express their feelings. The duo then use McVicar's plant as a toilet.
On her last day teaching them, a feminist teaching assistant expresses her anger at how sexist Beavis and Butt-Head's class is. She invites the female students to go to a local meeting of a feminist group, where they will discuss their plans to picket the movie theater because it shows films featuring actresses who have breast augmentation.
The duo decide to go to the meeting, thinking that they can score with some of the attendees. The group are hostile to them, and beat them up. A phone call is made to the school by a man claiming that a bomb was placed in the school cafeteria the previous night. All of Highland High's staff and students are told by McVicker over the school's public address system to evacuate the school. Beavis and Butt-Head stay at school and go to the cafeteria to search for the bomb.
Beavis finds a cooking timer , and wrongly assumes that it is a bomb. He and Beavis fight over it, until a man from the bomb squad tells them what it is. No bomb is found. The duo watch a television advertisement in which an attorney , Joe Adler, encourages people to claim compensation for their injuries. In an attempt to win compensation for a staged injury, Butt-Head obstructs the road by sitting in the road on his bicycle while Beavis is a passenger on the school bus.
The bus driver brakes suddenly; the bus crashes into Butt-Head and causes Beavis to be thrown to the front of the bus. The duo go to Adler's office to ask him to get them compensation. Adler tells the duo that they are going to sue the school system, the city, the state and the driver. The police arrest Adler for counts of fraud.
One officer grabs and interrogates the duo. Two attractive girls whose car has a flat tire ask the duo to change the wheel for the one in their trunk , saying that they will take them for a ride. Daria is walking past and helps them do so. The boys think that they will score with the girls, but they drive off without them.
The duo encounter the same girls and car further up the road, their engine having overheated. The girls again ask them to fix the car, using the same ruse. During detention with Buzzcut, he orders the duo to join Mr. Graham and his group "Positive-Acting Teens". PAT take the duo to do community service together, picking up litter by the side of the road. The duo throw a hubcap to each other across the road.
It hits a passing truck and rebounds against Mr. Butt-Head steals his wallet. The duo are watching Baywatch , when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin about a fratricide in a nearby apartment. They walk to the scene of the murder , past a police officer and through the police tape.
In the room where the murder occurred, Butt-Head repeatedly calls him "buttknocker", and they fight. The police enter the room and arrest Beavis. At the police station , Butt-Head refuses to fill in a form about Beavis threatening to kill him, which would be needed to press charges.
The police therefore release Beavis. The duo are at a gas station , where Beavis blows air from the air hose up an attractive young woman's dress and is disappointed that it did not lead to him having sex with her. Butt-Head buys Spanish fly from the station's restroom and they try to use it to score with girls in the school cafeteria. Beavis distracts a girl while Butt-Head puts Spanish fly in her taco. She does not notice, but loses her appetite and throws the taco in the garbage can.
The duo try the same trick with a milk carton which is next to another girl. They are disappointed when she tells them that it is not hers. It belongs to a tall muscular boy, Tommy, who drinks it.
When Tommy gets an erection while wrestling Beavis in the school gym, Beavis kicks him in the groin and leaves the gym. Beavis and Butt-Head's class are taught about sexual harassment by Van Driessen. The duo claim that a female classmate, Kimberley, is sexually harassing them by giving them erections.
They hire Joe Adler to sue her. He tries to also sue her parents, Van Driessen and the school system, for sexual harassment. The judge stops the case and throws it out for being ridiculous. Van Driessen leads the duo on a field trip in a school bus. Van Driessen moves them to the front of the bus after they moon against the window. When the driver brakes suddenly while on a winding mountain road, Van Driessen is thrown through the windshield and down a steep cliff.
He is airlifted on a stretcher by helicopter. Beavis and Butt-Head make counterfeit money using a photocopier. They try to use it to pay for food in Maxi Mart. The man behind the counter can see that it is fake, so he rips it up and ejects the duo. Tom Anderson rents a steamroller , which he leaves running while unattended. Beavis and Butt-Head take a destructive ride on it along a street and into school.
Extended episode; Halloween Special: The duo attempt trick-or-treating. They are unsuccessful due to being too old and not wearing costumes.
They knock on Tom Anderson's front door, then sneak in when he is distracted by taking a phone call. Beavis devours his bowl of candy, then turns into Cornholio. Todd puts Butt-Head in the trunk of his car; Todd lets him out in a field and drives off. Beavis walks into a field and encounters a farmer who hangs Beavis on a hook attached to the inside of his barn.
Beavis awakens on the hook. The farmer and Butt-Head open the barn doors and approach him. They each pick up a chainsaw , turn it on and move closer to him. Van Driessen sets the class a weekend assignment to solve something that is a mystery to them. Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to learn why they get erections in the morning, but do not work out the cause. Van Driessen's class have to each give an oral report about a historical American figure to the rest of the class. Daria presents a conspiracy theory of the assassination of John F.
Beavis does his oral report about a meal he and Butt-Head ate last week at Burger World, which Van Driessen says is the worst he has heard. Butt-Head does his report on the time that he kicked Beavis in the nads , which Van Driessen is very disappointed with.
He gives them each a D-. The duo watch a television news report about female police officers posing as street prostitutes in Highland. They fail to understand the report and approach an undercover cop, who leads the duo to her motel room which is being used to trap prospective clients, as her two colleagues listen and record the conversation from another room in the building.
She becomes frustrated at the duo's use of vague slang , and a colleague of hers walks in and stops the interaction due to her entrapping them. The duo see Mr. Van Driessen on a date with a young woman at a cafe. They follow the couple to his house and watch them through his window. The duo are disappointed when he pulls down the shade, so they ring his doorbell and tell him that they want to watch them doing it.
The duo push their way into the house. Van Driessen drives her back to her place in his van. The duo go to a supermarket, where they see a blood pressure testing machine, and assume that it is a ride. Beavis puts his right arm in it and it clamps itself so tightly that he cannot remove it.
Butt-Head fails in his attempts to free him. A pharmacist frees Beavis, then gives him a bottle of medication for his hypertension. When Beavis tries to open the bottle, he accidentally kicks it into a storm drain. Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to babysit a neighbor's two young children.
They are useless at the job, and go to sleep in the children's beds. When the mother returns, she is horrified and ejects the duo without paying them. Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of talk show Hiraldo , in which the topic is dating services. The duo go to a video dating service, where they are greeted by an attractive woman to whom Beavis gives his name as Hiraldo.
She is attracted to Beavis, but he fails to recognise that. The duo receive calls from women on the phone and at the door, but they fail to understand that they are members of the dating service, and reject them. Stewart's mother knocks on the door while the duo are watching TV to tell them that she does not know where he is. The duo help Stewart's parents find him. The duo open their closet to get their flashlight. There they find Stewart, whom they had shut in there hours earlier and forgotten about.
Todd and a member of his gang grab and threaten the duo outside Maxi-Mart, after which they attempt to form their own gang. Stewart asks Beavis and Butt-Head to join their gang. They tell him that he has to break a milk crate in order to be admitted. While doing so at the back of the store, the owner catches him and drags him through the store to the front. The owner grabs Butt-Head and hits him, as Todd arrives and does the same to Beavis. Van Driessen challenges his class to grow plants, so Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to grow some corn in order to make nachos.
The duo become impatient with the plant's slow growth, and repeatedly stamp on it. Beavis and Butt-Head receive a new phone book. They make a man named Harry Sachz pronounced "hairy sacks" very angry by repeatedly prank calling him. They unwittingly lead him to Stewart's house, where Harry breaks their front door in, walks in and grabs Stewart.
He lets him go, then grabs Mr. Stevenson upside down, puts his head in the toilet and flushes it. He then inserts the Stevensons' phone into Mr. An ambulance takes Mr. The duo prank call Harry again. Burger World is very busy, so Beavis is called in to work. Butt-Head later arrives and attempts to ruin his day by being a difficult customer.
A friend of Tom Anderson's phones him to ask him to man his bar for an hour while he takes his wife to the hospital. Anderson is horrified when he walks into his house to see that the duo have sold virtually everything in his house for a small fraction of their value. Beavis and Butt-Head attend a P. Van Driessen sits on his desk in the lotus position. He falls to the floor and is injured.
His temporary replacement , Jim, is easy-going and inspires most of the class to improve their academic performance — except for Beavis and Butt-Head. The duo repeatedly slam a locker door in the hall, causing cracks in the wall it shares with the classroom.
When Van Driessen returns, the cracks worsen, and the blackboard shatters - falling on him. Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to shop by a constipated and injured Tom Anderson.
After doing the shopping, they take the it home and forget to return to his house. Beavis and Butt-Head watch a television commercial for non-alcoholic beer. They buy some from Maxi-Mart, failing to understand what the drink is. They sit outside and drink it, expecting to get drunk. They are approached by a police officer who gives them a sobriety test , which they fail. He then sees that the beer is non-alcoholic, realizes they are stupid rather than drunk, and drives off.
Starting this season, the show switched to a 7-minute short act, with most of the shorts running approximately 5 minutes with one music video at the end. The duo are outside, fighting over the remote control , when they are invited to join a football game. The duo have no idea how to play, and Butt-Head is quickly injured. Beavis kicks two players, then takes the ball and runs with it way beyond the playing field. Beavis turns into Cornholio due to drinking a large amount of Burger World's new caffeine -laden drink "Volt Cola" a parody of Jolt Cola.
A man from the immigration department arrives and mistakes him for an illegal immigrant and Beavis is deported to Mexico. In the dream, they hit each other with clubs. Beavis and Butt-Head go to Mrs. Dickey's girls-only sex education class. They are initially told to leave, but Van Driessen convinces her to let them stay.
The class watch a short film about a year-old girl, Cathy, who is impregnated by her boyfriend. The duo are disgusted at seeing Cathy give birth - and leave the room. In this very special episode , Beavis and Butt-Head are walking along the street when an injured baby bird falls in front of them.
Stevenson takes them to a vet , who tells the duo that it cannot survive. At home, Beavis takes some live worms out of his pants pocket, chews them and feeds them to the bird. Butt-Head launches it into the air; it flies for a few seconds, then falls to the ground. Buzzcut introduces an alcoholic to the class to convince them to stay sober.
There, the duo attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. The duo think they can get beer there. They suggest getting a drink, and the group's members go to a bar. They get drunk - except for the duo, who are refused service by the barman due to being underage. Beavis and Butt-Head visit a new lingerie store in the mall.
After standing outside the store for hours, they enter. They feel up the merchandise in the belief that doing so is like feeling up the customers who will be wearing the items. Beavis and Butt-Head are scratching their heads in class. Buzzcut tells them that they have head lice , and sends them to the school nurse, who finds them in their hair. Instead of following the nurse's advice, the duo break open a bug zapper and touch the element in order to kill the lice - electrocuting themselves in the process.
Beavis also has pubic lice , so he puts his genitals into the zapper, electrocuting himself again. Beavis and Butt-Head talk Stewart into helping them look up pornography on the school computer. A librarian sees the three looking at porn and the three are sent to McVicker, who gives them each detention for the rest of the year and bans them from using the computer.
Butt-Head punches Beavis, causing him a severe nosebleed. Butt-Head makes several useless attempts to help him, before plugging Beavis' nose with a tampon in each nostril. Beavis and Butt-Head are working at Burger World , when a man who says he has a gun tries to rob it.
A police officer walks in and congratulates the duo on making a citizen's arrest. The duo then think that they can then tell people what to do. After being beaten up outside school by an older student who is wearing a skull earring in his left ear, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get their ears pierced. They want to have them pierced at Pencer Gifts, but are refused piercings by the girl behind the counter due to not having their parents' permission.
They pierce their right ears themselves at home. They go back to Pencer Gifts later the same day, but decide not to have earrings after the same member of staff informs them that a ring in the right ear only indicates homosexuality. Beavis and Butt-Head have a great day when they find out school is closed because it is a public holiday.
They then find porn magazines in a dumpster, see crashes between two cars and a truck and see two dogs having sex. The duo buy nachos and a soda at Maxi-Mart, outside which Todd drives past and takes the rest of their money, then crashes into another car and repeatedly punches the driver. The duo watch a TV news report about baseball players on strike, so they refuse to work during their shift at Burger World.
A journalist speaks to them outside, then Beavis and Butt-Head's manager ends their strike after an hour when he calls them in and makes them clean the tables. He continues to do so as they walk down the street and punch each other, then are each hit by vehicles while walking into the road. They see Todd kissing his girlfriend in his car while it is parked in front of Maxi Mart and tell him that Beavis wants his chick.
The duo are beaten up by Todd, who then drives away. After the TV goes out due to a damaged wire outside the house, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch. A plane crashes into their school, police chase a fugitive and shoot him; Stuart causes an explosion in his house using his chemistry set and the ambulance picking him up crashes into the P. Repairmen fix the wire and the duo wake up and see a news report about the events.
After seeing an infomercial by muscular workout guru Peter Small, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get fit. However, they find it difficult and soon give up. The duo see a news report stating that Peter collapsed while filming another infomercial and died of heart failure. Beavis and Butt-Head miss the school bus home and get lost trying to walk home via what Butt-Head says will be a shortcut. They walk to the other side of town before being given a lift back to Highland High in the back of a pickup truck.
The next day, they stay on the bus until the end of the route and Butt-Head claims to know a shortcut. After seeing a magazine advertisement, Butt-Head phones a company that provides Russian mail-order brides. A Russian woman, Katya, who is already in Texas and has recently left the man whom the company set her up with, is sent to Butt-Head. She is disappointed with him and he is disappointed that she will not allow him to touch her. Katya gets into Todd's car, where she has sex with him.
Burger World attempts to launch a delivery service, but Beavis and Butt-Head make their first delivery to the wrong address. The manager ends the delivery service on its first night. The duo use a table saw in wood shop at school to cut the teacher's possessions in two, and Beavis uses it to cut his right index finger off.
After it is reattached, he breaks it off again by using it to pick his nose. When the Stevensons have a new satellite dish installed, the duo attempt to watch several violent programs with Stuart. His mother prevents them from doing so and insists that they only watch children's television series. While the duo are standing on a highway 's central reservation , Beavis sees an unopened can of root beer at the edge of the highway.
He crosses it to pick up the can, causing several vehicles to crash. They shake the can many times, then tie it to Beavis' bicycle. He rides with it with Butt-Head riding alongside, until the can becomes caught in Butt-Head's front wheel, causing them to crash to the ground outside Maxi-Mart. Todd runs over their bikes, then puts the duo and the can in the trunk of his car. Todd and his accomplice hold the duo upside down and shake them, then Todd drives off with his acquaintance.
Butt-Head opens the can - which fizzes slightly - then Beavis drinks from it. After watching a rock star on being interviewed on television, the duo attempt to start a band. He says that he started by playing in someone's garage, so the duo try to play in Van Driessen's garage. Beavis plays Van Driessen's guitar, then smashes it into pieces. The duo go to a venue that needs a band, claiming that they are a band called Metallica. The duo argue and go home.
The audience are angry at Metallica not arriving. They wrongly believe that being impotent means being unable to get sex, and go there thinking that they will receive advice about how to score. Dr Leibowitz is puzzled because the duo are easily aroused. The nurse refuses to examine them because they have erections. Leibowitz prescribes them saltpeter. The duo watch a self-help guru on TV advertise his appearance at a bookshop that night.
Beavis goes there, meets him and is inspired to be more assertive. Butt-Head is in a shopping cart being pushed through a parking lot by Beavis. The duo reason that they can make more money the same way, so Butt-Head pushes Beavis in the cart behind another car.
However, the driver backs into him, then drives off. Beavis pushes Butt-Head in the cart behind a van, which reverses into Beavis and drives off.
The duo sit in the cart behind Tom Anderson's motorhome. He backs into it and it attaches to the cart. The cart is flung off as they go around a bend and the cart crashes into a tree. The duo watch a TV ad inviting ideas for new inventions. Butt-Head bends a wire hanger and they unsuccessfully try to sell it door-to-door as a new invention, the Buttscratcher The duo are annoyed by a fly in the lounge, so they try to kill it using a hammer, spade, hedge trimmer and baseball bat , causing a great deal of damage to the wall, toilet and couch.
Butt-Head brings a full can of garbage into the room and tips it over to attract the fly to it so that they can kill it with fly spray. Butt-Head sprays so much that they are both knocked out. When they regain consciousness, Beavis throws the spray can, breaking the window. A swarm of flies enters through the hole. Todd beats up the duo outside Maxi-Mart. He drives off to a party; the duo follow him on their bikes. They wait outside the house for six hours until a drunken Todd comes outside and talks nonsense while sitting with them on the house's front steps.
All three fall asleep there. When Todd wakes, he threatens them, then drives off. The duo find out from their manager at Burger World about the existence of workers' compensation , In an attempt to become eligible to claim, Butt-Head hits Beavis several times.
When their boss tells them that does not make them eligible, Butt-Head tries to injure Beavis in ways that appear to be accidental and work-related. They fail, but unintentionally cause their boss to have an accident in the kitchen. McVicker is admitted to a mental hospital after being driven insane by the duo vandalizing the teachers' lounge. Van Driessen attempts to help his class gain self-esteem by holding a mock graduation , but Beavis and Butt-Head think that it is real.
After the 'ceremony', the duo walk out of class and go to Maxi-Mart, where they sit outside and eat nachos from their mortar boards. The two visit a career counselor and consider different career paths. Stevenson is an oblivious June, and Todd is a sociopathic Eddie. On his way to school, Beavis reluctantly gets into Eddie's car and is pressured by Eddie to buy him cigarettes. Beavis is unable to, due to being underage. Eddie beats him up and takes him home. The duo walk into hospital.
Beavis' rear end is severely burned to partial cremation, which he is treated for. Butt-Head goes into the supply closet where he puts on clothes, then masquerades as a doctor. Extended episode, presented by Kurt Loder. The boys celebrate the season of giving with live action guest stars. The duo sneak in to a movie theater where they watch Twilight - until they are thrown out by a member of staff during the screening. Van Driessen mentions vampires and werewolves during a class on romantic literature.
The duo are confused about what the appeal of such beings is, to which Van Driessen tells the class that they are antiheroes whom women find sexually attractive.
Beavis and Butt-Head leave class early and set out to get bitten by a vampire or werewolf so they can get girls. They mistake Henry, a homeless man with a myriad of bloodborne diseases , for a werewolf. They ask him to bite them, which he does several times. The duo sit outside a shop, where two girls have them taken to hospital, where they are admitted to intensive care. While eating a chili dog , Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.
A flashforward 80 years shows the duo sitting in wheelchairs in a rest home, where Butt-Head mocks Beavis for the same thing. After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".
Beavis and Butt-Head get jobs working at a computer tech support center, a position for which they are woefully under-qualified. Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio. The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on an Afghan mission, thinking that it is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with planes.
In a parody of Super Size Me , the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity , eating fast food for 30 days straight. At Burger World, Butt-Head realizes that he gets paid even when he goes to the bathroom, so he and Beavis go in the restroom, and they do not come out, causing a long line of customers waiting to be served.
Beavis and Butt-Head discover that they have a rat in the house, and befriend it after catching it, taking it with them to Burger World.
After hearing a TV report about a shoreline oil spill , Beavis and Butt-Head visit the site, where they try to win the affection of hot volunteers , mistaking them for the "chicks" which are actually young oil-drenched birds they were told about before volunteering.
When Highland residents are forced to evacuate after a toxic gas leak, Beavis and Butt-Head believe that they are the last survivors on Earth. The boys consider religion after learning that students who believe in creationism can skip the evolution section of biology class. After Coach Buzzcut sends the duo to the copy room, Beavis tries to copy his butt on the new copy machine , but breaks the glass and gets stuck inside the machine. Two porn actresses confuse twitchy compadres Beavis and Butt-Head for drug dealers.
Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Beavis and Butt-Head become ace bounty hunters after a chance meeting with someone they believe to be a reality TV star in a hardware store.
Beavis and Butt-Head try to erase Mr. Van Driessen's existence after falling asleep on a bus ride to a colonial village reenactment , waking up believing that they have traveled back in time to the year Inspired by beautiful women getting massages at the mall, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to open up their own makeshift massage shop.
Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding , Principal McVicker organizes intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state standardized test. Beavis and Butt-Head witness a brutal beating involving Todd, and while testifying in court, fail to protect him.
The duo mistake an abortion clinic for a whorehouse , and try to score with the many women there. Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in an elevator with an attractive woman and do all they can to escape. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Redirected from List of Beavis and Butt-head episodes. It is not to be confused with Green Thumb. Archived from the original on I love how turned on I get feeling a hot hard cock in my mouth.
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My mouth flooded with his cream and I sucked and suck for every drop to shoot out. In absolute sexual ecstasy Nick grabbed my head …trying to stop my sucking. Obviously his cock head was now extremely sensitive as my lips pulled tightly over it.
Such was our wrestling practice. It proved to be the most productive session two guys could have with their coach. Did I mention his name? It was Coach Icum! But we often teased him about that…. I need help with my sex life. But how do I know if a guy is at all interested in sex with another guy? Maybe a hand gesture or phrase to use that he would recognize.
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Ive given blowjobs now and swallowed delicious creamy loads. The pulsing that you feel throughout the shaft on your tongue, the flaring head filling your throat, the contractions at the base of the shaft against your tight lips, are all wonderful. Then the taste as the cock shrinks in your encasing mouth and delivers the last of its cum.
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The problem is how do I find a cock that I know is safe?? Any guy named Steve and is available as well as open minded really turns me on. Does being open minded mean your like to go to bed naked, of course with an assortment of nice looking and clean men for healthy gratifying sexual play and fulfillment.
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I live near Tampa FL. Can I swallow you guys? I want both of your big loads in my mouth. I have swallowed my load for many years and have really enjoyed it,about 5years ago I had my first experience with a man,once I had his cock in my mouth I was hooked it was so hot,I never had so much fun. I told the next guy I was with to fill me full of cum,my god what a rush,feeling that explosion in the back of my mouth,I have been enjoying hot cumever since. Chris, I would love to share cum loads with you!
I love sucking cock and absolutely enjoy taking hot cum in my mouth!! Taste so good and you will not want to quit!! Ive never blown a guy to completion but I want to try it with some one with little experience like me.
I know I caan still want to suck a cock after I cum. Just want to see what a man feels like taking my big cock in his mouth. My good and sympathetic advice to you is simple. Go to an Adult Book Store where they have booths for men to watch porno. Each booth will have a glory hole for men to stick their cocks through.
Any man in the next booth will be looking for a cock to suck. So drop your pants and let your cock go through the hole in the wall. Press your naked cock and balls against the hole opening—men love to see it all. He will probably suck slowly at first to get your meat hard as possible.
If you must…pinch your nipples firmly to bring on an orgasm. As a man you will feel nature taking its course and ecstasy will flood through your loins. An immediate ejaculation from your cock will flood into his mouth.
Your cock will explode in the most erotic orgasm you have ever had! As your cock shoots off, expect to grunt loudly, you hips will shake in rapturous ejaculations as his lips and tongue.
At this point you will be breathing deeply as your cock ceases to throb. If you were in my area i would let you de virginize me.. I just so have a big cock in need of a male sucking. I became a cum lover when I was a teen. I did yard work and such for a man who I think was years old, one hot day when I came into his house for water I saw him in the living room on the sofa.
I was amazed by this movie, had at that time never seen one like it, and I started to get hard too. He saw me looking and told me to come in. He saw that I liked the movie and told me to drop my shorts and watch it with him. He stroked his thick cock and a bead of clear precum was on the tip. He saw me look and asked if I had ever tasted precum juice before, I said no, he told me it tasted good and dipped his finger in it and licked it off.
I had no precum so he told me to taste his and I did the same. I told him that it did taste good and then we watched the movie some more.
Soon I had my lips around the head and was sucking his cock. I had to swallow because his hand was on my head, and blobs of thick hot cum were going down my throat.
Afterward we talked about it and decided it would be fun for me to come over and work a few times a week and watch some porn too. So, for two years I worked for this man. He would come to meet me at the door naked with a semi hard cock knowing my lips would soon be around it. I sucked his cock two to three times a week for two years. Thanks guys for this forum! I feel that more do it then just those who admit to it.
If it was your first taste of cum, tell what the taste of it was like. My name is Kent. Look for my take on eating my own cum. Okay, I will have to admit it. I have jerked off my cock and the cum shot straight down into my mouth. I was about 27 when I had the strong urge to try once. And again and again and then on a regular basis. That was my experience. But soon after in an Adult XXX theater, there were guys there of all ages that were looking for blow jobs. I never could put a name to the taste of cum.
And what taste there was , was always worth the pleasure of getting a guy to cum. Waiting to hear from Kent about his selfie experiences.
I was a married man when I first tasted ejaculate. Once I hit 20, I had the strong urge to lay with a guy and enjoy cock sucking with him. Like men usually do it, I kicked my legs over my head and jerked off down into my mouth. ItI immediately gave me a feeling of manly behavior as I felt the creaminess of it all and the mild acceptable taste of it. Even though I had orgasmed and lost my l urge for sex and you guys know how that happens I forced myself to enjoy the cum with my tongue.
That was even more fun to play with in my mouth. I had no idea how to find a man to suck. So I took my cum fairly often—just for the love of cum.
Then came the idea of an X rated movie place. I went in and sat down. In minutes a guy sat next to me and his hand went into my crotch. It was dark so I undid my pants and slipped them to my knees.
His hand worked up a quick hardon and then he went down on me with mouth open. It felt terrific…my first oral sex! I let him do it —minutes passed and I came up. I DID and shot my full load in his mouth. He took it all…swallowed, I guess, and moved to another seat.
So much for my first blow job. Eating your own cum is a good substitute for no cum at all. I am sure more guys and mature men take their cum but maybe are ashamed to admit it. Men who have given a few blow jobs know that taking fresh hot cum straight from a nice hard meaty cock is the very best treat a man can experience.
Any guys out their want to share their self cum experience? We know you do it! I taste my cum almost every day. I also like to rub it around my face. Cum also has a lot of protein in it too. I like to do new things. After all, variety is the spice of life! I need to lose a lotto weight so I can maneuver myself to have my sick close to my face. Or does anyone have any suggestions of how to do that now? I always use coconut oil when I jack off on myself. I luv the combined taste of my own cum and coconut oil.
The two have lots of protein in them anyway. Keeps me young at heart. The first time I shot downward into my mouth I suddenly realize how big my load of ejaculate really was. I wanted the cum taste and boy, did it ever flood into my mouth. I was 24 and single and, of course, needed sex often.
I took my cum orally seven days a week for a long time. Now I enjoy other guys taking my cum. But one thing I longed. I went 4 days without cumming thinking my load would be bigger than ever. We had laid in a 69 enjoying a pleasurable hour of sucking cock. He worked me up to a tremendous urge to cum and I told him to take and hold on to it.
He gave me a fabulous blow job which shook my body from beginning to end. It seem that there were endless throbbing gushes of cum I shot into his mouth. I almost felt exhausted, but I was empty and so sexually drained. BUT I wanted that new experience I had only dreamed about. I pushed myself up in the bed and my mouth went down on his. My lips circled his and he had to know what I wanted. I slid my tongue through the lips and he opened.
Then I turned his head to the side and I began to suck and lap my cum from his mouth. He cooperated beautifully and raised his head to drain his mouthful of juice back into my mouth. It was another big load of gism, but I took it…and the exciting taste was so familiar. We lay there for 15 to 20 minutes just swapping my cum and other juices from mouth to mouth. I never lost my hard on through all of this, so we went on sucking in a 69 till he came.
It was a terrific session of sex. One I knew would have to be repeated. Ive ate my own cum and I like the taste and the texture. Ive had a lot of cock and swallowed a lot of cum….
I was sucking cocks off in my late teens. Even now, sucking cocks off and enjoying the taste of cum is never a HO-Hum experience. Every blow job is a brand new experience as it gushes into my mouth for that total male oral experience.. Oh those beautiful kids with their youthful patches of pubic hair and smooth hairless balls…what a thrill to help them experience their very first blow job!
I imagine that you have many more years ahead of you for enjoying oral sex with men and of course, delighting in every fresh load of gism they give you. Many happy blow jobs for you, my Man. I first jerked my cock off into my mouth when I was But before I could suck cock I had to taste cum just in case my male friend ejaculated in my mouth. I starred up at my big dick as I masturbated in a downward angle. It naturally felt good as I anticipated this new experience.
My groin began to ache for relief and I knew I had to give myself a good jerking off. The moment of relief came quickly — my hand did my cock like a teenager would do it. I felt it cover my tongue and run into my throat.
As I swallow some of it, my lips pursed and cum covered my lips with my manly juice. I licked them off and the taste I got from it was very acceptable. I opened wide and more cum streamed down into my mouth. I suddenly felt like a man —an adult sexual male—It felt good, it tasted good, And I felt completely satisfied and fulfilled as a young man who had desires for other young guys.
I pushed the creamy thick ejaculate around in my mouth. It was a wonderful and fulfilling experience. I seemed to instantly know that I wanted to taste cum from another guy as soon as possible. I learned quickly that the taste of cum was addictive! I immediately began to go to a gay bath. During that first month of sharing my naked body with other guys, and men up in their 60s, I had sucked cum that is—blow jobbed at least 30 guys.
All I can say is that it is imperative to always swallow the load [s] of all the guys cocks we sucked. Not only is it the most disrepectful when one spits out the load.
When this happens the top can be allowed to punish the guy in every way he wants. A few hard slaps and punches across the face and a few kicks in the balls would be a good motivation to always eat the cum.
I always try to suck the great penis all the way and not letting out of my mouth till he cums in my mouth guys love this the best and taking fresh cream right from the source is ideal.
Bring me loaded cock in onr door and they leaved drained out the other. Sorry Steve, but I disagree with you that spitting cum out is disrespectful.
A lot depends on where you did your blow job. Anyway, when I take a load of cum into my mouth I have way to show my respect to the cock and guy for giving me such and exciting and delicious treat. Picture this, the big hard piece of meat in my mouth has just delivered several gushes of creamy liquid sex in to my mouth.
My mouth is holding the fresh warm load of his liquid manhood….. Slowly my lips part and his cream drains down over his cock and runs into his hairy bush.
Then with a hand wrapped around his beautiful cock I catch the cum and begin to tenderly bathe it. Soon both of my hands are on his cum covered cock and I begin to spread it, and I push the white cum deep into his pubic hair.
It is so sexy to feel as it glistens all wet in my hands. My man friend then knows how much I loved and appreciated his macho ejaculation. What do I really like about this web site? You focus in on the wonderful activities of cock sucking, blow jobbing, shooting cum and taking cum, the delicious nature of having cum in your mouth.
You high light the enjoyment of kissing men and also how to enjoy the feeling and taste of cum. Thanks for telling us how many men have a love for cum. Thanks for NOT getting into golden showers, or ass play, or anal intercourse. You have provided me with hours of pure sexual enjoyment, not only with myself but with scores of men who want men.
As I look at your personal naked pictures—I could eat you up! I want to taste a guys cum in my mouth. I live in middle Georgia. Anybody wanna meet up secretly and cum in my mouth? For you, who have had the thrill of many wonderful loads of cum, I hope you have at lease had the pleasure of experiencing a bit of your own ejaculate.
After all, you are a man with sexual needs. You are jerking off, I know. Can you get to a gay bath? The guys there are great and are a good variety. I find them to be between 20 and 80 and all have beautiful cocks with delicious cum.
Ben, just the man who need to hear me out. The very thought of a man giving me an orgasm in my mouth gives me a hard on! I am 87 years old and I frequent a gay bath in Tampa.
I always take 2 or 3 loads of cum from the guys there yes, with my mouth…how else? The thrill and pleasure of a good thick load in my mouth is the best reason for sucking cock. I love to bring on orgasms fast and furious and then suck passionately on the sensitive cock heads.
You may be older, but I know your desire is to again suck cock and feel that beautiful white cream all over you tongue again.
You deserve that man with man pleasure for many years to cum! I wish you a ton of male friends and all the cum they can deliver to you for all your sexual needs and pleasure. I feel exactly the same. I tried to find a guy but the ones I met were so Gay it put me off so I now content myself with having a wank and making out my cock is being sucked but I truly would love to find a reliable guy in the UK who I can hang out with for mutual oral pleasure.
The guys I meet there are not gayish. Beautiful bods with hairy chests! Yes, I really love to feel cock in my mouth and especially I love to experience guys shooting their wads of cum in my mouth. I first tasted cum 2 years ago when I shot it in my mouth. May you soon find the thrill of experiencing lots of wet juicy blow jobs!
Thousands of men love cum! I first tasted cum at 17 when I shot it in my mouth and soon after I was blow jobbing my friends and loving every drop of the tangy goodness of their creamy gism. Believe me, Mike, the feeling of a guys cock head going in and out of your mouth is soooo erotic and personal. Within another month you will have sucked at least a dozen more cocks off. And it finally happened. I went back the next week determined to take a cock into my mouth.
This guy was on the other side of the glory hole, his pants were down to his knees. I could see a mass of dark hair around his cock and this really turned me on. This was my big chance to suck. I wanted a man so bad that I had no hesitation to push his cock head through my lips. I sucked slowly at first. It was sheer pleasure to feel his dick going in and out. His big cock head was a terrifically wonderful thing to suck on.
I knew why I was sucking…. I sucked him like an old pro…with real determination to get his orgasm out. I heard him sighing and knew he was feeling more and more ready to come. His cock twitched and shook. I seemed to feel a new pride in what I had just done. As his cock stopped throbbing, he pulled it back.
I reached for the paper towels in my pocket and spit it all out. I wanted more of the same and in the weeks that followed I got quite a few more cock in my mouth and I was ready to take all the cum they could give me.
I was 43 then and in the last 10 years I have fulfilled my desires for men hundreds of times. Of course, now I love cum. Its gushing flow into my mouth is the ultimate pleasure of cock sucking. Ever get to Florida—I live near Tampa. I live in Ga and would love to meet up. I am 44 years old, white, average build, drug and disease free. You never said if a guy has ever taken your cum.
I live next to Tampa. Can you get to Atlanta. Been there 3 times. Hope you soon have a hot juicy ending to your search for the full experience of your manhood. I was in my early 40s when sucking on a cock really happened. To feel a hard dick going through my lips and having my tongue lick and caress it was so erotic and sexually stimulating that it became the beginning of a new kind of love making with men. Feeling that manly cock head in my mouth gave me a very strong urge and sexual desire to taste his cum.
So I went for my first blow job and, wow, he really gave it to me….. I felt like a man like never before. The feeling and taste of cum in my mouth was now what I wanted again and again.
Living in Georgia I have to ask you…. My experience tells me that. Hi Ted Ilive in Chattahoochee and love sucking men till they fill have my mouth with cum,and yes I all so took my own cum in my mouth and love it So if you can make it to Chatt. I will suck your cock. I can imagine that your loads of cum are hugh and excitedly warm as it coats every square inch of your mouth.
I long to suck cock with you in a 69 and experience your fresh ejaculation shooting into my mouth as I unload gobs of thick cum into your mouth. I sucked cum from cock since I was 43 and never have had a regrettable experience.
Male cum is always a thrilling and delicious feeling as it shoots into your mouth. Mike, had to answer you. When I first sucked cock I was 43 and knew that I wanted to do it a whole lot more.
And I have…and have loved every cock I every sucked. This can be your experience too. Lots of guys have gotten their first taste of cum from their own cocks.
Lay on your back…kick your legs up over your face and jerk off straight down so that your cum shoots into your mouth. I did it several times as a young man. Then when the time came to suck on a man, I knew what cum tasted like and I gladly and willingly gave him a blow job and truly loved the feeling of his cum shooting into my mouth.
Taste you own cum first and then realize all cum tastes about the same. Nothing is more personal that feeling a man come to orgasm inside your mouth. My best wishes for a soon cum tasting experience and then a full blow job with your first man. Their cum is something else! How do you do it men?
Sucking black cocks is a terrifically thrilling treat in itself. But when they shoot off…. I agree, black cum is better its thicker and more of it. The taste is so good, white men could take a lesson. A good white queer and a big black dick will show the world what he missed. When you are a cum lover like me, you want the most manly cum there is. And that is cum from a black cock. Forget about their wonderful meaty size, their big luscious cock heads, their long hard muscle that can stretch down your throat.
White guys who know, want the thrill and enjoyment of blow jobbing for the richest ejaculate of any race of man. My tongue loves the creaminess of it and my total mouth delights in its taste. I am also white, but have long preferred black guys for sex. When you love cum you want the best.
And I love deep kissing black guys more than white men. They seem so passionate about getting their mouths into my mouth and I love that! Spit is spit and I love juicy kissing! A few months back I was 18 and new onto the gay scene. I had been a closet gay for my high school years, but then I had to be honest with myself. I opened up myself to meet with men. And being in a large city there were 3 gay bath houses for me to visit. I had a nice body being on the H.
I was 6 feet and weighed Well, about 4 months ago I was at a bath with just a towel around my waist, like all the guys did. It was quite dark in some places and hallways. I turned one corner and literally ran into a guy. He grabbed me to steady me from falling. It was too dark to really see him. His hands and arms went around my sides and held my lightly. Then his hands began to feel me. That was okay with me. I also rubbed his chest and detected a nice meaty pair of hard nipples.
I scratched on them with my fingers. He squeezed my body to his and I felt his hot breath on my neck. His face rubbed against mine till our lips were touching. My heart was beating too, as I rubbed my lips against his, They were full and thick. Nothing was said and our mouths opened and we began some kissing with our wet lips. I loved his hot passionate technique. My hands grasped his head to hold our mouths together tightly.
I felt a head of tight curly short hair and almost immediately concluded I was with a black man. So far he was exciting and delicious as our saliva mixed together.
He truly was a hunk of one good looking black guy. In the dimly lighted room our towels came off and we laid down together —it happened to be in a In seconds our mouths met one another and our cocks were were being gently sucked. It was a beautiful and wonderful sexual time we had for almost an hour. Ralph was my first black encounter and it could not have been better or more rewarding, We both seemed to want a blow job simultaneously on each other. So in a 69 we sucked, not quick and determined to be the first to take cum, but with a passionate regard for each other.
My mouthful of thick pearly semen was a new treat for me. One I have had many times since. Our cocsk stopped beating out their juices. We laid still, and it seems we needed time to enjoy and taste and the cum as we managed to hold a cock in the mouth. I felt Ralph was swallowing my cum. We lovingly kissed more for a few minutes. And then we make plans to meet again in another week.
What can I say about having sex with a black guy. This was not a one time experience , but the beginning of a relationship full of love and sexual gratification!. I LOVE black cock. In general to me anyway……black men enjoy a white man who loves to enjoy cock. I am very sensual cant help but quiver when I know a hot man is going to dick me all over! I enjoy pleasing a black man more….. Ive been told I suck good cock and pleasing a man makes my day! Let me say this to Larry and other guys who like cum from black cocks.
I am black, 28 years old and work out at a gym which gives me a pretty nice body. Like lots of guys these days I like my sex in a variety of ways. I could be bisexual. At any rate there are white guys who love big cocks. I know black guys love em and for sure black guys love thick cum too. I find that having sex with whites is just as exciting and satisfying when they cum as black guys are. Thanks Guys for saying encouraging things about black cocks and their thick cum.
Most white men just love to join in with deep juicy kissing too. So the bottom line is…Bigger is Better! I definitely was impressed with his manly penis having never seen a naked black fellow before. We both were circumcised. I got in several glimpses of his penis as I turned and rinsed down. I almost felt he might be erecting because it hung at an angle away from his balls. Both of us seem to soap up slowly as if to make these moments last.
I was into some sex play with a couple of friends and the sight of him demonstrating his manhood was all I needed! My cock swelled faster than I had wished. In probably about 42 seconds I totally erected and my cock stood in an upward slant from my hairy bush. I glanced down and I actually my cock head was bigger than ever before. Then came a second rubbing. I was sure he purposely made it happen. My heart beat a little more to think he might be suggesting something. I moved to right in front of him….
My fingers curled around his cock head. I felt his response and it seemed so nice. I played with his nipples, I massaged his balls , my fingers combed through his kinky pubic hair and of coarse began to rub his meat in a slow masturbating motion. We stood there a good half hour and our sexual urges were rising all the time. We sucked on each other for minutes. His cock head throbbed as more and more cream flowed throughout my mouth. He grabbed my thighs and sucked my cock feverishly.
I was so sexually high that in less than a minute I exploded hard in his mouth. And it went down his throat.
My greatest sexual pleasure was from a beautiful black young guy who was hardly It just happened that I went into one of those movie booths at an adult book store. I sat down and glanced at the glory hole.
And just then 8 inches of handsome black meat came through the hole. What a gorgeous shape his meat was and the beautiful cock head he was offering me begged to be felt. I touched it with my fingers and then wrapped several fingers around it for some gentle play. He was already so hard that it was just natural for me begin stroking all 8 inches of his young exciting joy stick. Through the hole I could see a spread of short curly black hair.
I felt he was young and needed his youthful sexual urges met. That big boy cock was irresistable and it seemed to plead to me for my best attention. Though he was a total stranger, I went down on one knee like I was going to worship his prize organ of dark flesh.
Sucking came easy and natural for me at this point in my life. My wet lips spread over his dark head and the hard shaft slid all the way into my mouth. Sucking him became fun and delicious to feel. His large sculptured cock head was an exciting piece of meat to feel in my mouth.
Sucking my friend was a wonderful experience. Then he pulled away and through the hole I heard…. A natural thing to say to someone sucking your cock. Why else would I be sucking. His cock appeared again and I took it in. Now I sucked with anticipation and purpose for the love of cum. I was now in blow jobbing mode and I heard his loud whispers…. Gotta cum gotta cum. My mouth filled with wads of thick warm pudding-like cream.
I held his cock steady in my mouth with my hand as he went through a fast and wild ejaculation of his cum. Warm tangy and delicious. As his cock stopped its throbbing, I knew I had a mouthful of gism that needed to be swallowed.
It went down my throat in two swallows.
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