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For some reason, people tend to describe foods that taste terrible in terms of things that no sane person has any right to know the taste of. The name comes from the episode of Friends where Rachel accidentally combines an English Trifle and a Shepherd's Pie, making the world's first and hopefully last Shepherd's Trifle.
Meat, onions, whipped cream and jam? And how would Ross know what feet taste like? A sister trope to Lethal Chef. In Real Life , some examples of this trope are physiologically justifiable. On its own, the tongue is only capable of detecting a few basic tastes - salty, sweet, bitter, sour, savory. The more subtle and complex flavors associated with foods are actually due to the sense of smell, as aromatic molecules travel from the mouth up into the nasal cavity from behind.
Thus, the smell of a non-food item can often be considered a reasonable guess as to its flavor. Contrast with Tastes Like Chicken. Not to be confused with an instance of someone actually tasting a foot. Or metaphorically tasting their foot. See also Tastes Like Purple , for things it shouldn't even be possible to taste. Sommelier Speak is an unusual case: Most people expect a Mess on a Plate to taste like this.
You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. I guess that's understandable. With ze aftertaste of burning tortoise. And for some reason, I can't swallow it. In Preacher , there is a scene in which an FBI agent is offered more coffee by a local sheriff. He refuses, stating that it tastes like someone came in it. The sheriff makes a sarcastic remark about how he couldn't control himself, rather than wondering how the agent recognizes the taste.
Also seen when Jesse laments his lack of gravy with a meal: It tastes like fucking semen! Highlights include Fujiwara tasting like " burnt asshole ". The others looked at her. Joan stroked her dog behind the ear, and asked if there was any water available. My mouth feels like I licked a troll's ass. Could you do something about my breath? If my incredible girlfriend tries to kiss me, I'd be afraid of the damage it would cause our relationship.
My tongue tastes like it has been licking the wrong side of a hippogriff. Just sip this, Headmaster. You'll be fine in a moment. Hm, old socks and hair tonic, my favorite. What touched my palette was a taste that I could only describe as being similar to that of beetroot covered in earwax, with chunks of tarmac thrown in for good measure.
This tastes just like crap. Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Luigi has coffee that tastes like "rat piss. The mother has just drunk one of those hideous hangover cures that only bartenders in movies know how to make.
She had a point. The taste of dung is occasionally described as 'nutty' for whatever reason, such as in this example from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: Basil, this coffee smells like shit. It is shit, Austin. Oh, good then, it's not just me. Earl, that is the toilet paper. Jesus, Buckman, this stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in ! In Dave Barry Does Japan Dave describes trying out a Japanese energy drink called Hugo, and all he can say is "it better be healthful, because it tastes like coyote spit.
Coolly, the healer informs her that horse urine tastes far worse. Parodied in the Discworld book Monstrous Regiment. Igor comments that the beer tastes like horthe pithth , and when asked if he's ever drunk horse piss, responds in the positive. Later, after the barkeep has been "persuaded" to produce the good stuff, Igor sticks with the original beer, commenting "Look, I never thaid I didn't like it. Much earlier on, in Equal Rites ; Esk to bartender: You get it from cows. All the bartender had was beer, which his customers claimed he got from cats But this - this was new low.
He looked at the crudely printed label on the bottle in his hand. Fair enough, he thought, I can believe that. Though it's almost definitely just a joke, with no intention of any sort of Continuity Nod whatsoever, there is an earlier episode where Rachel implies she likes having her toes sucked, and Ross and Rachel were together for a while. Note that even after everyone expresses disgust with the dish, Big Eater Joey still eats it and loves it. Afterwards he even sneaks around and finishes up the portions that everybody else abandoned.
It tastes like feet! What's not to like? That stuff tastes like butt. Come on, it can't be that bad Some organic hippie concoction from Hell — my aunt sent me a whole carton of it. And it sat and you thought, "Ooh! This one has too much cheese, this one needs barbecue sauce, and this one tastes like armpit How did we even know that? If it was, this frozen pizza wouldn't taste like monkey butt. And what a civilization is the Greeks. They gave us science, democracy, and little cubes of meat that taste like sweat!
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Jayne on entering the ship's dining area: It smells like crotch. You can't drink the water here. Josie's pipes have issues. I think I can actually see the bacteria floating in there. See, that-that's why we, uh, keep our cocktails neat.
On vacation someplace exotic, but no mojitos. Josie just throws mint in the beer. Do you drink wine? I don't drink anything they don't serve at Josie's. Ugh, it tastes like shit! Why are you doing this to me?!
You'll get used to it. Try a little more. Eric Bogle 's "Goodbye Lucky Country": The beer still tastes like glue. When I burp, it tastes exactly like caterpillars. Our tea tastes like transmission fluid. After someone described the taste of Vegemite as "like licking a cat's ass," comic Billy Connolly asked "How does she know? It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. Dave Chappelle has described grape "drink" not to be confused with grape juice as consisting of "sugar, water, and of course purple.
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