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A group of relatives gather at the mansion of their wealthy aunts not grannies to celebrate their birthdays. What a lovely bunch of people they are: A mistrusting lesbian and her beautiful lover; a cowardly husband and his wife and two bratty kids; a lecherous nephew who hits on the lesbian's lover; a truly repulsive child-hating priest; a man with a wife young enough to be his daughter; and, a bike-riding spinster.
All these people have one thing in common: They are at this party to get on the good side of their aunts so they will be put in the will. While the party is going on a sinister-looking hag delivers a gift from a nephew who was disowned by the family for practicing black magic. The gift is an ancient box and, when it is opened, demons possess the two elderly aunts. They proceed to literally rip apart their family. From this point on the carnage doesn't stop.
It is a shame that Troma , who distributes this film in the US and other territories, decided to release a severely edited cut, devoid of the gorier scenes to secure an R rating. The DVD they released in America is also full screen, with the edited out scenes as extras on the disc. This is what you are missing in the R-rated version: People are ripped in half, beheaded, crushed between bars of an iron gate and one unlucky man gets his ass chewed off.
The two possessed aunts corner the priest and hand him an automatic rifle. They give him a choice: Either shoot himself where he will go to Hell for taking his own life or let the aunts poke out his eyes and eat his stomach where he will die and go to Heaven. He takes the easy way out. This is one of the most original scenes on film in years as it induces shudders as well as laughs. This is a bloody good show. A mad scientist kidnaps innocent people and performs illicit experiments on them, only to have one of his guinea pigs escape, which leads to events where a group of annoying young teens are stalked and killed.
Some viewers will find that enough to get through the next 86 minutes, but others will be asking for more, like logic and a coherent plot.
One of his subjects breaks free, kills Viktor and escapes into the forest, where he kills a necking couple in a car. He then dies and his corpse is picked clean by a flock of vultures, which then become infected and attack weekend fisherman Uncle Ben Reggie Bannister, who manages to get a PHANTASM reference in, even though his screen time is less than three minutes.
After chowing down on his visiting niece and nephew played by director Robert Kurtzman's children , Uncle Ben is then killed when he is run over by an RV occupied by a group of idiotic twenty-somethings one of them portrayed by ultra-low-budget scream queen Misty Mundae, using the name "Erin Brown" here on their way back from an outdoor rave. The vultures attack and disable the RV in a scene that will either have you howling with laughter or shaking your head in disbelief , forcing the group to flee into the woods, where they are either killed by the vultures who spit an acidic liquid out of their beaks!
The survivors manage to make it to Viktor's hidden laboratory, only to discover that the mad Russian has returned from the dead, infected with the Rage virus and anxious to continue his experiments. The doctor and his two mutant sidekicks the results of his failed attempts continue his research, but the final two ravers fight back using whatever sharp instrument is handy and there are many to make their escape.
In typical modern horror film fashion, there's an unnecessary sting in the final shot that leaves this film open for a sequel. If it's blood and gore you want, look no further. All others stay away. The film nearly screeches to a dead stop once we meet the ravers, who are some of the worst actors this side of a H.
The final thirty minutes, where a deformed Divoff who is his usual professional, off-kilter self reappears and explains his motivations for his hatred of western culture It seems he found the cure for cancer, only to have his research stolen by U.
While Kurtzman and his newly-formed Precinct 13 Entertainment effects crew manage to supply as many practical effects as possible lots of squishy bladder effects and dismembered body parts , there are also some glaringly-bad CGI shots on view, especially whenever the vultures are in flight, which don't for a second look like anything but cheap computer animation.
Some of the blood effects are also enhanced by CGI and they are just as noticeable as the damned vultures. That can either be read as a ringing endorsement or a dire warning. I'll leave that decision up to you. And what's up with all these new horror films having headache-inducing thrash metal soundtracks? This one contains songs from Mushroomhead and The Fakers.
Available on widescreen DVD with many bonus features including a behind-the-scenes doc that's longer than the film and twice as interesting from Screen Media Films. Why would they want to? A scientist crosses the genes of a monkey and a rat and comes up with the title creation portrayed by Guinness World Book title holder for the shortest human being: Basically a series of stalk-and-slash scenes, this mundane film is real boring and will tax even the most patient viewer.
Illogical to the extreme, THE RAT MAN pushes the believability barrier by giving such a small creature the ability to slaughter full-size humans without much of a fight. All rats and monkeys should protest this film. Also starring Eva Grimaldi. This film is not available on any legal label in the U. Nelson de la Rosa died on September 22, of unknown causes.
After The Bomb there are two types of people who live on Earth: Those who live above the ground and those who live beneath it. A ragtag group of above-ground scavengers are searching for food and shelter when they chance upon an abandoned town.
It seems to be an Eden to them because the town has a healthy supply of food, liquor and even a water purification machine. Eden soon turns into Hell however, as this town is populated by thousand of man-hungry rats who begin to attack and devour the new visitors.
After three of the group are killed one girl is eaten from the inside-out as she is trapped in a sleeping bag the rest barricade themselves in a building, as the rats have chewed through their vehicles' tires and contaminated their food and water supplies.
The rats manage to pick off the group one-by-one until only four are left. The quartet discover a recording device in which a scientist details the evolution of these rats. Prolonged exposure to radiation have evolved the rats into a new intelligent species. After spending years underground, the rats have returned to the surface to claim what is rightfully theirs.
The rats begin an all-out assault and two more of the group are killed. When all seems lost, the remaining two are saved by the underground people who come to the surface wearing yellow radiation suits and gas masks. The duo thank them for saving their lives as one of them removes his gas mask, revealing the face of Guaranteed not to be endorsed by the Humane Society, this film has live rats being burned, impaled, stepped-on and generally mistreated.
Call me twisted, but I found this more disturbing than the frequent shots of the rodents chewing through human bodies. The best part of the film is the character's names.
Deuce, Video and Lucifer are some of the names you'll hear and the lone black cast member Janna Ryann is given the name Chocolate! As with most Italian genre films, the dubbing is unbelievable and the dialogue is hilarious.
But did they really have to kill live rats? The film opens with the following statement superimposed over a shot of a serene lake: The man then goes to the Stuart Morse Academy and murders the caretaker and makes a mask of the dead man's face. Meanwhile, the boy has hopped on a school bus and goes to church, where he puts on an altar boy uniform and joins the other children while they listen to a preacher deliver a fire and brimstone sermon.
We are then introduced to short glimpses into the lives of six people, each of them sinners in their own way vain movie star, abusive husband, rich uncaring lawyer, closet lesbian, etc. What do they all have in common? They are all going to their high school reunion this weekend They all gather at the academy only to find that they were the only ones invited.
They are greeted at the door by the imposter caretaker who leads them to a banquet hall. He then locks all the doors all the windows have bars on them. Let the killing begin. After stuffing their faces and trying to one-up each other, the six characters realize they are trapped when they find the maggot-infested corpse of the caretaker and the killer taunts them outside while dressed as the Grim Reaper. The first guy is killed when a clown marionette carrying a blowtorch burns him to death.
One girl finds a way out of the house, only to be shotgunned by the killer, dressed as a hunter. Even though the final four decide to stick together, the killer manages to do them in.
One gets a sword dropped on his brainpan, another is drowned in a bathroom sink full of hot water and another is shot point-blank in the head but not before seroiusly wounding the killer, who is now dressed as a lawyer.
The final woman is killed by another clown marionette carrying a sword and then it immediately cuts to the preacher finishing his sermon.
When the boy leaves the church he touches the priest, telling him that "everything will be alright now" , be prepared for two "What The Fuck?!?
The best way to describe this film, directed by Constantine S. Gochis his only directorial effort , is strangely twisted. Though we never know the motivation of the killer Was he sent by God or did the six people do something to him when they were in high school? When the killer, disguised as a magician says, "Guilt While basically a riff on organized Catholicism each person killed represents one of the Seven Deadly Sins , once you realize who the killer actually is, you'll see that screenwriter William Vernick may not be the biggest fan of religion in general.
Without giving away too much, there's a scene in the beginning of the film where an altar boy is telling a dirty joke to the other boys while they're getting changed into their uniforms. When the boy from the lake doesn't laugh, the joke-teller threatens him with a knife.
At the end of the film, we see the joke-teller dead with his throat slit, hidden in the back of the station wagon of a bible salesman. The entire film has an eerie vibe to it that cannot be described properly the music helps immensely. It must be viewed to be fully appreciated. Finkbinder as the killer and Christopher Flint as the boy.
A Video Communications, Inc. I'm glad to report that I enjoyed this film immensely. The film then flashes-back two weeks earlier to show us what happened. Arson then replies, "What are you, some kind of faggot? Howston does not look amused, but if Howston was only going to deal with mythical unicorns in the next two weeks, he would be a happy faggot!
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