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Growing up, I never thought my mom was hot. Tucker, one of my best friends, started using that word to describe her when we were sophomores in high school.

One day, when he came over to my house, he saw my mom in a bikini sitting by the pool in the backyard. His jaw almost fell off his face. When we went inside the house, and we were sitting around doing nothing in my room, he kept saying, "Randy, your mom is so hot!

I told Tucker it annoyed me, but that didn't stop him. On the contrary, it egged him on. It wasn't just Tucker, either. Mason and Alex said the same thing, over and over and over again. Even though I didn't think of her that way, I spent most of my high school years hearing that I was the guy with the hot mom. My house was the one that my friends always wanted to come over to. I think the main reason was that they wanted to see my mom. No question about it, my mom was pretty. She was only 21 when I was born, so, as moms went, she was young, and she kept her figure trim and firm by lifting weights and doing yoga at the gym, running several times a week, and playing tennis.

Mom, whose name was Inga, was tall and lean but shapely. She had athletic legs, sculpted and lightly muscled. I never asked her, but I guessed, from what I could see on the Internet as a reference point, that her bust size was in the neighborhood of a firm, perky C-cup. I knew that when she had been in high school she'd been voted homecoming princess, and it was easy to see why, with her long, wavy, darkish blond hair, full lips, and bottle-green eyes.

Because of my mom's active and athletic lifestyle, my friends knew that if they hung around long enough at my house there was a good chance they'd see her coming or going in a little tennis skirt, or in running shorts and a tight, nylon top, or in form-fitting yoga pants. After a while, it felt like my friends were timing their arrival at my house to coincide with the best opportunity to catch my mom in a skimpy, sporty outfit. But I never looked at my mom that way. To me, she always was just mom.

And she was a great mom: She had a job in the human resources department of a big company nearby, and she worked there four days a week, but she still found time to do all the usual mom things well: I always thought my mom was the greatest mom in the world. Despite what my friends said, though, I never thought of her as hot. Until I turned When I was 18 years old, and had just been graduated from high school, my parents suddenly separated because my dad cheated on my mom.

Dad always had been a good dad to me, but it had been obvious for a while that something was wrong between my parents. Dad was away at the office a lot, and eventually he confessed to mom that he'd been having an affair with his year old secretary. He wanted to leave mom, and he did, abruptly. Fortunately, my parents were able to negotiate an amicable settlement, and the divorce was granted within 9 months of the separation without too much acrimony.

By that time, I was 19 years old. I was enrolled at a local college, and I also worked part-time selling TVs and computers at the local Best Deal store. I'd always known my way around computers, phones, and other devices, and I also knew how to persuade people to do things, so it was a good job for me. I didn't make enough to support myself and put myself through college completely, but it helped a lot to lighten the burden for mom and dad, and it gave me some discretionary income.

After the separation, dad moved out of the house and into an apartment that he shared with his girlfriend. I stayed in the house with mom. It was just the two of us. We lived in a one-story, ranch-style house in a suburban area on the fringe of a large city. My bedroom was on one end of the house; mom's bedroom was on the other.

It worked out well for both of us. I got a free room. Mom got someone to keep her company after the separation and to help take care of a house too big for one. One of the appealing things about the house, for me, was that it was located near the edge of the neighborhood, which abutted an expanse of hills that remained undeveloped. The hills were interlaced with fire roads and dirt trails.

I had inherited my mom's fondness for running, so as often as I could I put on my running shoes, exited the house, and headed to the hills to run. One afternoon, after I had finished my college classes and come home, I went for a run. It was a warm day in early September. It was warm enough that I decided to run without a shirt. I often ran without a shirt when the weather was warm enough; I had been doing so since being a member of my high school's cross-country team.

It wasn't an exhibitionist thing; it was just comfortable for me. I hit the running trail and headed up a steep incline, wearing black nylon shorts, socks, and running shoes.

I also wore a GPS watch that would track my time, pace, and distance. My cell phone was velcroed to my right bicep, allowing me to stream music through tiny headphones stuck to my ears. I'd cued up a playlist of songs by Slipknot, one of my favorite bands.

I liked to run to the sound of hard, pulsing rock music. After about twenty minutes my body was covered in sweat. I was running well, my limbs loose and strong. This was my favorite part of the run, the part where I was warmed up but not yet tired. The sun beat down on me in a cloudless sky, but the glare was no problem because of my sunglasses.

The trail on which I ran curved up the hill. I reached the crest with steady effort, and before me lay a smooth, flatter stretch, with some oak trees scattered around. On the trail before me, I noticed a woman for the first time.

She was running too, about yards ahead of me. She was running more slowly than I was, but, still, she was running with grace and vigor. I picked up my pace, estimating I would catch up to her in a few minutes if I kept doing so. As I drew closer to her I saw her more clearly.

I confess I had a mild fetish for women in running outfits. As a former high school cross-country runner, I had been around runners of both sexes for a long time, and I had developed a keen eye for the way shorts and tops hugged and set off a woman's limbs and curves. The woman ahead of me wore blue shorts and a white shirt.

The shorts were quite short, with probably no more than a 3-inch inseam, and they fit her snugly, accentuating the length and leanness of her legs. As I drew closer to her from behind, I saw the contraction of her thigh and shin muscles with every step. She was a graceful runner. Not all runners are. Others run with short, jerky steps. This woman's stride was both fluid and feral, like that of an animal to whom running came naturally.

As I drew still closer to her, I saw her butt more closely. It was pert and round, like a ripe apple. Her hips, though not wide, nonetheless contrasted with the narrowness of her waist.

Her little T-shirt didn't fully cover her. As she ran, the bottom hem of her shirt moved up and down, momentarily exposing glimpses of the skin of her back just over the waistband of her little shorts. Her blondish hair, gathered in a ponytail that poked out from the back of a white cap, flew and bobbed after her as she ran. I couldn't see her face, but from behind she was nice to look at, and the sight of her spurred me to run faster so I could catch up with her. I picked up my pace.

I started rehearsing what I might say to her as I caught up to her. If the front of her looked anything like the back, I thought to myself, she was hot. The word "hot" escaped my lips in a breathy whisper as I ran to catch up with her. Both of us ran for several minutes like that: I drew closer and closer to her. So far, she had not turned around or noticed me. When I was about 50 yards from her, I suddenly noticed something. It startled me so much that it almost stopped me cold.

The woman running in front of me was my mom. At first, I couldn't believe it. But it was true. I had been running after my mom, admiring her and even thinking of her as hot, and I hadn't even realized it was her.

I had seen my mom in running outfits before, as she left the house. But I never had seen her running, out on the road, or on the trails.

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In some films, he plays multiple roles in addition to his main character, intended as a tribute to one of his idols Peter Sellers , who played multiple roles in Dr. He has played multiple roles in Coming to America , Wes Craven 's Vampire in Brooklyn , the Nutty Professor films where he played the title role in two incarnations, plus his character's father, brother, mother, and grandmother , Bowfinger , The Adventures of Pluto Nash , Norbit , and Meet Dave.

Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. His father died in when he was eight. A woman stabbed my father. I never got all the logistics. It was supposed to be one of those crimes of passion: Someone said to me one day, 'That's why you don't trust women.

What are you, a fucking psychiatrist? When Murphy's single mother became ill, the eight-year-old Murphy and his older brother Charlie lived in foster care for one year. In interviews, Murphy has said that his time in foster care was influential in developing his sense of humor. Later, he and his brother were raised in Roosevelt, New York , by his mother and stepfather Vernon Lynch, a foreman at an ice cream plant.

When Murphy was 15 he listened to Richard Pryor 's comedy album That Nigger's Crazy , which inspired his decision to become a comedian. This led to work at other clubs within walking distance, and then late night jobs at locations that required him to commute by train.

To do this he secretly skipped school, and after his mother discovered this at the end of his senior year, he was required to attend summer school. Murphy's early comedy was characterized by copious profanity and sketches lampooning a diverse group of people including White Anglo-Saxon Protestants WASPs , African Americans , Italian Americans , overweight people , and gay people.

Murphy released two stand-up specials. Eddie Murphy was his first album, released in Delirious was filmed in in Washington, D. Murphy first earned national attention as a cast member on Saturday Night Live SNL and was credited with helping to revitalize the show during the early s. Robinson a spoof of Fred Rogers , who found it amusing [25] ; and a morose, cynical Gumby , whose trademark slogan became an SNL catchphrase: The Buckwheat character was retired in spectacular fashion—assassinated, on camera, in front of 30 Rockefeller Plaza —at Murphy's request, after he grew tired of constant demands from fans to "Do Buckwheat!

In , Murphy made his big screen debut in the film 48 Hrs. Nolte was scheduled to host the December 11, , Christmas episode of Saturday Night Live , but became too ill to host, so Murphy took over. He became the only cast member to host while still a regular. Murphy, who was credited as a "Strategic Guest Star", was added to the film after an original version was completed but tested poorly with audiences.

Best Defense was a major financial and critical disappointment. When he hosted SNL , Murphy joined the chorus of those bashing Best Defense , calling it "the worst movie in the history of everything". Aykroyd originally wrote the Winston Zeddemore character in Ghostbusters specifically for Murphy, but he was unable to commit at the time due to the Beverly Hills Cop shooting schedule.

Later in , Murphy starred in the successful action comedy film Beverly Hills Cop. Murphy was also offered a part in 's Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home , a role that, after being heavily re-written from comic relief to love interest, ultimately went to future 7th Heaven star Catherine Hicks. By this point [30] Murphy's near-exclusive contract with Paramount Pictures rivaled Star Trek as Paramount's most lucrative franchise. In , Murphy starred in the supernatural comedy, The Golden Child.

The Golden Child was considered a change of pace for Murphy because of the supernatural setting as opposed to the more "street smart" settings of Murphy's previous efforts.

From and through most of the early s, box office results and reviews for Murphy's films were strong, but by both declined, hitting a low point with the critically panned Beverly Hills Cop III , [32] a movie Murphy would ultimately denounce during an appearance on Inside the Actors Studio , [11] although he did find box office success with Boomerang and Another 48 Hrs. Harlem Nights featured Murphy, who had previously been known only as a performer, as director, producer, star, and co-writer, with his brother, Charlie Murphy , as well as supporting roles for Murphy's comic idols Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor.

During this period, Murphy was criticized by filmmaker Spike Lee for not using his show business stature to help black actors break into film, [33] but as Murphy's prominence grew, his films especially those he produced were often populated with predominantly black casts Coming to America , Harlem Nights , Boomerang , Vampire in Brooklyn , Life.

Jackson and Cuba Gooding Jr. Although Murphy has enjoyed commercial success since Saturday Night Live , he did not participate in the making of the Live from New York: Murphy's box office results began to recover in , starting with The Nutty Professor. Murphy followed with a series of very successful family-friendly movies like Mulan , Dr. A notable exception to this run of poorly received adult-themed films was the Frank Oz comedy Bowfinger , also starring Steve Martin.

In , he starred in the motion picture version of the Broadway musical Dreamgirls as soul singer James "Thunder" Early. Several reviews for the film highlighted Murphy's performance while he received some pre-release Academy Awards buzz. Murphy was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor on January 23, , but lost to Alan Arkin for his performance in Little Miss Sunshine — there was a suggestion that one of the reasons Murphy lost out on winning the Academy Award was the negative reviews of his subsequent film Norbit , released in early February Dreamgirls was the first film distributed by Paramount Pictures to star Murphy who once was on an exclusive contract with the studio since Vampire in Brooklyn in Norbit and Shrek the Third.

Murphy co-starred in Tower Heist , directed by Brett Ratner. Murphy played a thief who joins a group of hardworking men who find out they have fallen victim to a wealthy businessman's Ponzi scheme , and conspire to rob his high-rise residence.

On December 6, , it was announced that Murphy would star in the fourth film of the Beverly Hills Cop series. The film was also set to star Laurence Fishburne and was set to begin pre-production in from Paramount Pictures.

No other word was released about or who else was attached. Murphy co-starred with actress Britt Robertson in the drama Mr. He had started singing earlier in his career, with the songs "Boogie in Your Butt" and "Enough Is Enough", the latter being a parody of Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer 's song, " No More Tears " They both appear on his self-titled comedy album.

Murphy recorded the album Love's Alright in the early s. He performed in a music video of the single " Whatzupwitu ", featuring Michael Jackson. In Coming to America , he imitated Jackie Wilson when he sang "To Be Loved", but because the character he was playing had a thick accent, he had to sing it in character. In later years, Murphy performed several songs in the Shrek film franchise.

In he released his first single in years titled "Red Light", a reggae song featuring Snoop Lion. He is also working on a new album titled 9. Murphy has a son, Eric born circa , with then girlfriend Paulette McNeely, and a son, Christian born circa with then girlfriend Tamara Hood.

Bria, Myles, Shayne, Zola, and Bella. The divorce was finalized on April 17, Following his divorce from Mitchell, in , Murphy began dating former Spice Girl Melanie Brown , who became pregnant and stated that the child was Murphy's. When questioned about the pregnancy in December , by RTL Boulevard , Murphy told Dutch reporter Matthijs Kleyn , "I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test.

You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir". Murphy exchanged marriage vows with film producer Tracey Edmonds , former wife of Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds , on January 1, , in a private ceremony on an island off Bora Bora. The two had planned on having a legal ceremony upon their return to the U. Murphy began dating model Paige Butcher in In , Art Buchwald sued Murphy and Paramount Pictures, alleging that they had used ideas from a screenplay he had submitted to Paramount as the basis for Murphy's film Coming to America.

Both sides described the outcome as a "victory". On May 2, , Murphy was stopped by police after having been observed picking up a transgender prostitute. The prostitute, Shalimar Seiuli , was arrested on an outstanding warrant for prostitution. Murphy was not arrested or charged and claimed he was just giving Seiuli a ride. He has donated to the Martin Luther King, Jr. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. For other people named Eddie Murphy, see Eddie Murphy disambiguation.

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