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In the evenings the boulevard was like death. Few cars drove by. The city of Paterson bordered the suburb of Totowa. It has five huge cemeteries. At 13, you smoke your first joint behind them. At 16, you sneak kisses. At 35, you help your parents buy their plot and sometime, hopefully much later, you pick out your own.

At least the cemeteries had trees. It was a place to cool off, smell green, and get away from all that blinding whiteness of aluminum sided, one family housing developments. I think working class people are afraid of them. Trees cause cracks in sidewalks and make too much mess in the fall.

Someone might slip and break their neck. The biggest threat of our blue-collar existence is directly related to trees. Some injured party might sue and take your house away. Trees would often get in the way of construction and were cut down for the sake of convenience. As a family grew and that extra addition was built on the house, the trees again would be sacrificed.

It must have been a hundred years old. In the morning, that towering tree shaded the whole back of our house. Mom had three clotheslines attached to it and the neighbor behind our house had two. Its trunk simply went straight up and then ballooned at the top like a big round lollipop. In , when Alexander Hamilton founded Paterson and established it as the manufacturing center of America, Totowa was a thriving Dutch farm community.

Some think Totowa means manly men and was originally spelled Totoa. Totowa youth all go through the same two public schools.

Washington Park Elementary School for the primary grades and Memorial School from 5 th to 8 th grade, unless of course you paid tuition and went to Saint James Parochial School. We were all bused to the town of Little Falls for high school. This little world bred familiarity. You could easily spend your entire education with the same kids in your class every year until you graduated.

The youth of Totowa traveled in packs. We had hangouts all over town. We were like one big incestuous family. Its real name is Riverview Drive. We called it Reefer Road because you could light a joint at the beginning of the Drive and finish it by the time you got to the end.

The cemetery and Interstate 80 run along on the other side. Everyone in town felt safe smoking on Reefer Road because of its isolation. It was so private that it became a gay cruising spot. When a reporter from the local newspaper wrote an article about a raid that had occurred, he interviewed one of my friends, learned of our name for that section of the Drive and put it in the title, Cops Break Up Hang Out on Homo Beach.

The evening routine went something like this: Light the joint and smoke the entire thing before the road ended at the Hillary Street Bridge.

Then make another sharp left and pull into Laurel Grove Cemetery. It is full of huge, beautiful monuments and sculptures spread out among two hundred acres of rolling hills. Five generations of the Hinchliffe family ran it since its opening in Unused cemetery land was donated for a ball field.

Steamboats use to run from the Great Falls in Paterson to the cemetery. Many people from nearby towns brought a picnic lunch and spent the entire day there. Further up, past the mausoleum road, through a clearing in the trees, stands the majestic elk dedicated in It is a life-sized, bronze sculpture about fifteen feet high.

It sits on a block of granite the size of a small car with words inscribed on each side: Brotherly Love, Charity, Fidelity, and Justice. There are about twenty-five members of the Benevolent Paternal Order of Elks buried around the monument.

Special permission from the lodge gets you buried there. My friends and I would cut school and spend many an afternoon by the elk. The cemetery workers never bothered us. We would sun ourselves and sit at the top of the retaining wall high above the traffic speeding by on Interstate 80 below. Truckers would blow their horns. If the spirit moved you enough, you could climb up and ride the elk yourself.

It is considered another rite of passage among the locals. I was almost killed once on Reefer Road. He pulled up at the bank around one in the morning and invited everyone to pile in for a ride. Then he drove by the Tar Park , which is another parking lot between Washington Park Grammar School and the police station.

Everyone there piled in. For a brief period of time the safest place to buy and sell drugs or smoke pot was in that parking lot behind the police station. It came to an abrupt ending one evening when the Captain of the Totowa Police Force recognized his family car parked there and discovered his two sons sitting in it getting stoned.

By the time Dave finished making his rounds the bus had about fifteen kids in it. We were passing joints, sipping beer out of the bottle, and singing along to the Deep Purple song Highway Star blasting on the cassette deck. Dave was flying down Reefer Road. We spinned out of control. Our bodies were thrown from our seats.

We almost ended up in the river that night. They assumed that we would be sheltered from the evils of crime and drugs often associated with the city. For our parents, owning a home in Totowa was the fulfillment of their American Dream.

It all started just down the road a little ways in Paterson. Their hope was the sight of Lady Liberty. Mine was the drive two exits up Route Hope was the sight of an indoor shopping mall. We had, like many other urban dwellers of the sixties, taken part in a mass exodus to the suburbs. We moved from the Riverside section of Paterson, third largest city in the state, 8. There was only one family that I knew of and Alison hung out with us at the bank.

At the turn of the 19th century, Paterson was a major industrial center and attracted laborers from foreign lands who had little education or skills. I am the grand-daughter of fruit peddlers and bootleggers. My grandparents, made the transition from a rural background in Italy to city life in New Jersey, and watched their children grow up as Americans. This first generation, our parents, struggled to survive between old and new worlds. Daughters were geared towards marriage and motherhood.

Sons climbed out of low-skilled jobs but were still destined for manual labor. Hardly anybody went to college. My friends and I entered the picture as second generation Americans. Me and my girlfriends still clung to fantasies of a happy marriage. We all had jobs when we turned sixteen. Some started earlier than that with paper routes or working with their dad on weekends. Parents charged rent to help pay the bills. Most people opted to buy new cars instead of moving out of their house.

Being able to suck-ride around Passaic County with a great car stereo system was really all you needed. Having your own car meant autonomy. It was like having an apartment on wheels. Success was being able to start your own landscaping business. Money seemed to be everywhere but none of us were making any. Even if we worked ourselves to death like our cigar smoking, brick laying, house building, hands-like-stone fathers had done…we still could never get that down payment together for a house.

Totowa was the land of eternal teenagers. We joked that it must have been something in the water. The typical move was into their finished basement.

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Augustine argued that its pleasures are dangerous in mastering us, and allowed sex only for procreation City of God , bk 14; On Marriage and Concupiscence , while Aquinas confined its permissibility to conjugal, procreative acts Summa contra gentiles III.

The Marquis de Sade a philosopher of sorts went to the opposite extreme, celebrating all types of sexual acts, including rape ; ; Only during contemporary times do philosophers, beginning with Bertrand Russell and including Sigmund Freud , think of sex as generally good see Soble b and Sex raises fascinating issues.

Rooted in our biology, pervaded by our intentionality, and normally directed at other human beings, sexual desire is complex and not confined to specific mating seasons. Its pleasures are powerful and have ruined many lives. Men and women seem to exhibit, desire, and experience sex differently e.

II; Margolis , esp. Why this is so, is debatable Soble Four broad lines of thought are prominent regarding sexual desire: I discuss 4 in the third section. Definitions of sexual desire in terms of sexual pleasure seem to understand sexual desire as basically an appetite. The second definition avoids the conceptual involvement of another person, understanding sexual desire instead as desire for sexual pleasures, period. These views have in common the idea that sexual desire is desire for brute bodily pleasures, possibly implying that sexual desire is merely a biological appetite.

If so, they face the objection that they mischaracterize the nature of sexual desire, which should instead be understood as intentional through and through Morgan b.

So whenever X sexually desires someone or something, X does so under a description: X desires Y because something about Y appeals to X. On the intentional view, sexual desire is no mere appetite but thoroughly infused with meaning. On one version, sexual desire involves multiple levels of awareness: On another version, sexual desire should be directed to love Scruton Both these variations might raise doubts, however, because they layer a normative view of sexual desire, dictating its aim e.

Other such views burden sexual desire with too much inter-personality Russon Is the pleasure view of sexual desire committed to understanding sexual desire as mere appetite? The intentional view is plausible in that sexual desire can be quite complex and that its complexity is not captured well or at all by the pleasure view, given that human mentality infuses our most basic urges and appetites.

But whether the intentional view is at odds with the pleasure view depends on our goals. Given that definitions are not usually meant to convey the complexity of what they define, we should not expect a definition of sexual desire to be a full-blown theory sexual desire, while agreeing that it is a complex phenomenon. This does not mean that the pleasure view of sexual desire is correct, only that its aim or strategy need not be misguided. Indeed, depending on how it is stated it might be wrong.

For example, if the pleasure view conceptually ties sexual desire to sexual pleasure obtained through the touch of another person , it would be dualistic and might implausibly render many sexual desires as nonsexual, such as some masturbatory desires, voyeurism, and exhibitionism.

Even a non-dualistic pleasure view might face difficulties stemming from understanding desire in terms of what it seeks sexual pleasure. But there might be additional problems.

First, not all sexual desires are for sexual pleasure: Second, our sexual partners would in principle be dispensable if there are other ways to attain the pleasure. This objection is not moral—that we use our sexual partners as mere instruments—but ontological: Since this is not true, sexual desire is not solely for sexual pleasure Jacobsen Because this state is enjoyable, we often induce it in ourselves: This allows the feature-based view to avoid being confined to the false binary of my desire for someone being either sexual or not, a problem that the object-based approach might face.

The feature-based view, however, might pass the buck: The objections to the object-based views merit scrutiny. First, even if the goal of sexual desire is sexual pleasure, unless we assume that sexual pleasure is uniform across different contexts an assumption with which the feature-based view saddles the object-based one , one might not be indifferent to how the pleasure is produced.

Second, although the couple in the example want to have sex from procreative motives, this might not show that their sexual desire if it exists in this case is not for pleasure. People can have sex from nonsexual motives most prostitutes , but once we postulate the motive of sexual desire, the motive of pleasure is present.

This independence lends support to pessimist views of sexual desire. Although pessimism and optimism have moral implications — some of which are addressed below — they are based in the nature of sexual desire. Pessimism considers sexual desire morally dangerous and threatening to our rationality including Christian philosophers such as Augustine and Thomas Aquinas, Plato, Kant, and Schopenhauer [ Pessimism is opposed by optimism, which views sexual desire as generally benign and as bringing people together it commands a large majority of the philosophers of sex, including Bertrand Russell The issue, then, between the pessimists and the optimists concerns not whether sexual desire can be morally problematic, but whether it is so by its nature Soble, with Halwani Sexual pessimism can be deep.

Sexual desire aims to capture a person in their entirety through their body. A phenomenology of sexual desire seems to support the above views, according to which in sexually desiring Y , X is attracted to the bodily, physical attributes of Y. Sexual optimism claims that although sexual desire can be morally dangerous, it need not be and is usually not.

They agree that its focus is on the body but do not see this as a problem. Sex intimately and pleasurably brings two or more people together. It is a force for good, establishing trust and strengthening human bonds.

This is especially so when closely related concepts e. In ordinary language use, and according to some studies, people distinguish between having sex and sexual activity; they count many activities as sexual but not as having sex, such as solo masturbation, cyber-sex, and even oral sex Soble a: Solo masturbation counts as sexual activity and as a sexual act, but not as having sex.

One criterion is reproduction: This faces obvious counter-examples, such as same-sex sexual activities and heterosexual oral and anal sex Soble a: Another criterion is bodily contact: Sexual pleasure is a third criterion: But the production of sexual pleasure is not necessary because many acts do not produce such pleasure; and this criterion conceptually rules out non-pleasurable sex Soble a: It might also not be sufficient: Another criterion is intention, though we need to figure out what the intention is for.

But this is not necessary: The experience, if any, of sexual pleasure is a by-product of the action Soble This criterion is also not sufficient. The definition sounds right: But it faces counter-examples. A prostitute performing fellatio on a man does it typically not to satisfy or fulfill her sexual desire, but to make money. Nor does the act tend to fulfill her desire, for she might have none to be fulfilled.

Thus satisfying sexual desire is not necessary for an activity to be sexual. Taking a cold shower, a powerful sleeping pill, or even just focusing on something else might get rid of the sexual desire, yet these activities are not sexual. One crucial reason might be that what we commonly think is a sexual act does not depend on one criterion: Another reason might be that there are many concepts closely related to each other that nonetheless commonly mean different things.

Thus, defining these concepts is tricky if we want the definitions to agree with common linguistic usage, or if we rely on such usage to formulate these definitions.

More worrisome, if we need to define these concepts for help with practical, moral, and legal issues, the rift between them and common language should give us pause.

We thus have four types of pleasure: All four concepts can be relevant to sex, but it is the first two that are important, because each can be a type of sexual pleasure, whereas the third is typically consequent to sexual activity and the fourth is about sex. Moreover, one or more parties to the act might experience pleasure-as-sensation, yet not enjoy the activity itself. One can experience the pleasurable sensations of sex and enjoy the act, yet feel repulsion later.

We can thus see how each pleasure has its opposite: Although orgasm does not exhaust the pleasures of sex, there is something to the idea that the pleasure of orgasm is unique. As a sensation, it is unique in the way it feels and in its intensity, though this feeling might differ between men and women, especially since women seem to experience various types of orgasm Komisaruk et al. Moreover, it contrasts with other sensation-pleasures in its physiological aspects and ability to be produced through genital stimulation.

Of course its frequency, significance, and meaning vary socially, culturally, and contextually Blair et al. This feature of orgasm might explain how we can speak of sexual desire across times and cultures as a unified phenomenon, even though sexual desires and bodily sensations are socially and linguistically mediated.

If the pleasure of orgasm is unique, why do people usually prefer sex with someone else to masturbating, given that masturbating produces orgasms, often more intense than partnered sex? This shows that orgasm is not the only pleasure sought in sexual activity, not that its pleasure is not unique.

Touching, smelling, kissing, and licking, for example, are other goals of sexual desire Soble We can even claim that people prefer the pleasure of orgasm through these other goals.

Sexual activity can … be defined as activity that tends to fulfill sexual desire, while sexual desire is sufficiently defined as the desire for certain bodily pleasures, period. But which bodily pleasures? One answer is pleasure-as-sensation: More generally, and accounting for sexual pleasures not located in the genitals, sexual pleasure.

To distinguish a sexual from a nonsexual kiss, we ask which of the two is associated with arousal, and we understand the notion of arousal as essentially linked to the sexual body parts.

Because the above view relies solely on sexual pleasure-as-sensation, it would have to understand the other two types ultimately in terms of pleasure-as-sensation.

That is, what makes sexual pleasure-as-enjoyment sexual is its connection to arousal. Although in nonsexual contexts we do not pursue activities because of their sensual pleasures, we pursue sex for sexual pleasure-as-sensation. In most activities, the pleasure and the activity are intertwined—we do not watch a movie and then feel the pleasure. Instead, we enjoy the movie as we watch it.

The pleasures here are pleasures-as-enjoyment. Things are different with sex because of pleasure-as-sensation, specifically, orgasm.

Sexual pleasure-as-enjoyment supervenes on sexual pleasure-as-sensation, and it often culminates in orgasm, a result that comes at the end of the activity though the orgasm as an end differs between men and women. We can then see why some prominent philosophers have considered temperance and intemperance to be about bodily appetites satisfied especially through touch Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics a—b. Moreover, sexual pleasure seems to be the primary motive for sexual activity: It then seems that sexual pleasure provides a basic motive for sexual activity that underlies multiple other motives.

Sexual pleasures-as-enjoyment and as-feeling might thus be parasitic on sexual pleasures-as-sensations. Which concept is prior? It is a basic preference, unlike, say, the preference for blondness or buttock size. It is also an organizing preference: Given their variety, it is inevitable that some preferences are considered perverted e. Yet with others it is not so obvious, such as sexual preferences for members of particular races or ethnic groups.

But it might also indicate an ethical fault if, say, racially ugly stereotypes inform it Halwani b; Zheng Returning to sexual orientation, its popular conception relies on dubious assumptions Corvino a; Dembroff The same question arises regarding the person with the orientation.

Finally, 7 it assumes the cross-temporal and cross-cultural existence of the three sexual orientations: Many men are attracted to people with female features from the waist up but male features from the waist down a penis. What is their orientation?

Many men are also attracted to both young boys and women—this is true of many cultures around the world, past and present. Are they all bisexuals? It is also possible that some men are attracted to young people, both girls and boys. Is there a sexual orientation, then, for young people?

And zoophilia threatens to expand the number of sexual orientations with no limit: Under the poplar conception, if a formerly straight man is currently a woman after transitioning , they would now be a lesbian assuming that their sexual desires for women does not change.

Perhaps this would be politically and morally better Dembroff X is attracted to Y who is anatomically male sex but who presents herself as a woman gender. Then, whether we claim that X is gay or is straight, we face obstacles: If X straight, X would not be attracted to someone who is anatomically male. The popular concept of orientation leaves such cases unclassified Corvino a; Wilkerson A straight woman is a woman, cis or trans, who is attracted to men cis or trans.

Thus, there is no room for people who are gender fluid or whose gender or sex identification exists outside the binary Dembroff Thus, the APA believes that a man would be straight were he to be emotionally even if neither romantically nor sexually attracted to a woman. Yet it is possible that he is nonetheless sexually attracted to men, a result that leads to conceptual trouble.

Perhaps keeping the conception of sexual orientation limited to sexual attraction so as to avoid such muddles is better though adding romantic attractions is plausible, given that they include a sexual dimension Dembroff Desires and fantasies are obvious candidates. But occurrent desires are not a good guide to sexual orientation: David—a straight guy—might desire oral sex from another man Tom or other men. Other information, such as counter-factual information as to what the person would do under such-and-such conditions e.

But stating these conditions is tough. What if David prefers the way that Tom performs oral sex? David might, under some conditions, still opt for Tom Corvino a; cf.

Or we might rely on initial sexual impulses: This version is weak because it is only concerned with how sexuality is conceptualized: Essentialists claim that homosexuals, heterosexuals, and bisexuals have existed in various times and cultures see Card Essentialism does not appear to be correct.

It has difficulty accounting for the historical and cultural evidence: Were all the ancient Athenians who had sex with boys and women bisexuals? Possibly, but then why, in such social configurations, do we find a preponderance of bisexual men?

If they were not all bisexuals, what were they? The dispute does not concern u said: January 7, at 3: Unfortunately for the McDummy Gang — and especially Klein, the grand jury does not give two shits about their butt-hurt. January 7, at 7: Maybe I should make some popcorn first. January 7, at 8: Why does John Morgan keep naming people in his court filings when those people are not involved? He brought it on himself by naming TR. January 7, at 9: I really think this Klein and Morgan need professional help.

I have been watching murders where the killers have mental illness. Carolyne Pillutla supports pedophiles and revenge pornographers said: Pillutla, Clear Springs Drive, Allen, Texas is still alone, having been rightfully and unceremoniously dumped and abandoned by her ex-husband, Ramesh Pillutla — who is finally free of Carolyne and her insanity.

Ramesh works for Cisco…. January 7, at 4: January 7, at 6: January 12, at Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine said: Nope, not on this Board: Not on this board either: We are aware of an investigation regarding our stalkers and those that attempt to harm our firm.

We have no comment to the media other than let the process work. We attempted to warn those of you who interact and provide false information. We thank you in the public that have worked through the lies — and understand that we are in fact an honest and hard working group of investigators with the highest integrity. Again, we will have no further comment and thank you for your calls. Laughing to the bank said: Written response by Jeff Dorrell is included, along with a bunch of other stuff.

So be sure to go through it again carefully even if you read it once before. Later we will attack any minor typos that might have been missed by Admin Mike while he was in his Proposition 64 drug inducted haze this afternoon! Mikey Centeno and Drugs! I find it very strange that TR was for weeks going on and on about the hearing in Beaumont this past Thursday, but then publishes this article and completely ignores the events which transpired at that Beaumont hearing.

And then there are all of his carefully worded though no less transparent threats about being afforded all the rights and privileges of a defendant.

Hey dummy… if the goal all along has been to put you behind bars where you and Rauhauser belong — forcefully sequestered from civil society — do you think any of us give a single shit or even two if you start playing discovery games? January 8, at 2: Fuck you and your stupid blog said: January 8, at 1: I am coming to kill you.

Blocking my IP is all you can do now. You deserve to die for what you did. Before I go, so do you. But your comments may get caught by the spam filter. I will pass your complaint onto my manager. Bree A Mocha said: January 8, at 6: As you know, all comments posted here are anonymous. You could be TR for all we know just trying to play games. January 8, at 7: That Judge Sanderson should have held Klein and Morgan in contempt and ordered them to stop naming TR in their court filings.

Philip Klein is a Pedophile said: Investigator Philip Klein is a pedophile and needs to be out of business. This is where we think James McGibney is being held, but he does not show on the roster because he is a federal detainee.

Have a good night's sleep said: But that is to be expected because they have been working quite diligently all weekend long — or so I heard from Some Guy On The Internet.

Kandi Ann Boyce said: January 8, at Nellie and Sparkie been coordinating the whole thing? Keep it dumb dumb. Bree A Wooley said: Felons are you and me said: In Georgia, 15 percent of the adult population was a felon in , up from around 4 percent in The rate was above 10 percent in Florida, Indiana, Louisiana and Texas.

I checked out that Deorr facebook where Neal is holding forth as an expert. Go for Cindy Griesenbock, she probably has a full refrigerator and an empty couch. I wonder if he is a woman pretending to be this daffy man.

Bow chicka wow wow said: A Vexatious Litigant said: January 8, at 4: The judge is eagerly awaiting. January 8, at 8: Neal Rauhauser Hello, everyone. My lawyer in Texas, Jeff Dorrell, was served with a grand jury subpoena and will appear Wednesday morning. The focus seems to be Tom Retzlaff, whom I have previously described here as bombastic and intrusive in his court filings.

Neither Jeff nor I have any communication with him. There are times where I am a frequent commenter on VVF, but I do this to ensure nobody starts committing crimes and signing my name, which HAS been a problem in the past. Investigators examining this post should read this paragraph aloud until the implications are clear.

Dorell was pointedly NOT intimidated by this latest move. Klein has made noises about some of the people involved in public discussions regarding the DeOrr Kunz disappearance. Yesterday I sent an introductory email to the most likely targets for frivolous litigation or malicious prosecution in Texas.

As I described above, participating in discussions on a public forum, such as this group, is a 1st Amendment protected activity and there is an educational process available for anyone who gets confused about that. While publicly silent, I will be looking in here several times a week to see if anyone is in need of assistance. There are a number of other instances where I think McGibney was involved, but they were not attributable.

There are some prophylactic moves one can make regarding the feds — I shipped an encrypted copy of a backup of my data to a criminal defense lawyer I know not Dorrell. This shuts down the process of raiding me, seizing exculpatory data, and forcing a plea deal. Jefferson county law enforcement will require different medicine if they take a bag of wooden nickels from Klein, but Dorrell is there to administer it.

I was hoping for a ruling on Rauhauser v. McGibney and the end of the Bexar county suit, which would presumably tamp down the lawfare, but here we are, entering what is year SEVEN of me being uninterested, but these people insisting I pay attention to them.

I will not be intimidated by that man, Philip R. KL and her cronies said: I was said to be a doxer, which I have never done. What I DO is simply speak my opinion regarding the questionable behaviors, statements, and hypocrisy that ooze from some of the most vocal people who have followed this case, and who claim to want answers for DeOrr. Children are especially forgiving. So, if Bowerman, the FBI, Vilt, and Klein are all wrong in their belief that his parents have lied and they know where he is, DeOrr would forgive them all.

So,… fuck what they say about me, and what they have said about the others who call them out. January 9, at 2: KL and her Cronies said: January 9, at 4: Link to that garbage.

January 9, at 7: It sounds like she Cindy G? Does this woman not get it that McGibney and Klein are partners in cyberstalking?? Klein is so desperate to control the narrative regarding the Kunz family lawsuit against him. He was fired by them because he kept publicly blaming them and harassing them.

Once fired, he kept doing it. Now he is being sued and he is still doing it. All those harassing videos he made are still up on his facebook. Now Klein has turned to harassing these women from other Facebook groups.

Ans Cyberstalker McGibney is right by his side. Klein is a stupid cunt who fucks his daughter said: January 9, at 5: He should just kill himself, but again he is too much of a fucking pussy. He needs to life! Because too stupid to die. January 9, at I do not understand. Also you sound angry about something. Fucking fat pig klein is an immoral liar.

His daughter is a fat ugly slob. An embarrassment like he is. James no one fucking cares about you and your ugly children or your ugly whore cocksucker wife. James is a fucking idiot. Klein is a fucking idiot. Neal is a fucking idiot. You all should be friends because you are all the same. Fuck that cattyidiot person for harrassing me and calling me telling me he put me on the no fly list.

Fuck That fat slob Tom R he should just fuck off. Go straight to fucking hell for interferring with ojsmfy life an d not minding your own fucking biz. Trying to control and swat someone for years is evil you are evil fuck u. So fucking what cunt. GFY I hope you are all held responsible for what is coming and you are put in fucking prison.

January 9, at 8: I am sure your country, like the US, has a mental health crisis hot-line. I would urge you to please use it to get some help. They can just go kill themselves too. Neal R is a fucking dumb cunt too.

He should just kill himself too. Too much of a pussy tho. USA can go fuck off. I gave everything to my psychiatrist so she can go to the police about what these people di to mte. They interfere with your life until you have nothing left but homicidal fucking anger. People know the truth about what you did. What you did was illegal. I did nothing wrong. January 9, at 6: Klein is a fucking retarded cunt.

His name means small in German and he is a fat fucking cunt. His daughter is a fat ugly cunt. Why is he even in business still is beyond me. Look how the evil wins for now. Does anyone have any info? Allegedly there is a Grand Jury tomorrow and allegedly it is regarding TR.

That does not seem to make any sense, since what did he do? He is sometimes rude and obnoxious, which, last I heard, is not a crime. Also, a Grand Jury is supposed to be run by a D. This whole thing sounds not quite right. My guess is they are only interested in seeing how far he is willing to take the lie as he sits before them while under oath.

Justifiably they feared those documents might get unwanted law enforcement attention. That is a fact that Dorrell never thought would see the light of day. But erasing an evidence trail is wasted effort when your every move… your every email… your every text message… your every blog post… your every comment….

Iconoclasts are known to push envelope to further their agenda. Most never commit or assist in the committal of crimes in furtherance of their agenda, but some allow their ego to get ahead of their sense of right and wrong. January 9, at 1: Certainly Retzlaff is invited to join Dorrell tomorrow morning before the Jefferson County Grand Jury, and make that case. After all, he was invited to the party. Instead Retzlaff figuratively elected to jump behind his couch and hide from process servers.

You are soooo wrong! What does a restraining order have to do with anything? Grany Jury nonsense said: Are those Texas small town people such total jackasses that they are getting wound up in conspiracy theories and idiocy spread by James McGibney and Philip Klein?

If so, that shows a remarkably low group IQ there. The domains were ordered by a Court to be delivered to Neal and JD. TR went and picked them up, because he is an eager go-getter. Anyone in any sort of professional position who is getting involved with the nonsensical conspiracy theories and superplots hatched by McGibney and Klein is a fool. January 9, at 3: Oh woah, hey… tread carefully there!

Kinda funny how Retzlaff is always going on and on about how he and Dorrell are very close and personal friends with Pat Knauth and Kathleen Kennedy, and that they are part of their Grand Civil Conspiracy. Do you suppose Dorrell will provide answers that serve his best interests or will he seek to protect Retzlaff… as Retzlaff insists he would?

One thing is known… Retzlaff has officially been cut out of the Team Felon circle of trust. Weird that it happened only after the GJ subpoena was served on Dorrell. Also weird that just a day prior Dorrell thought it was a good idea to file an alarming and threatening affidavit by Retzlaff which the court had already rejected. Klein made no mention of Retzlaff, let alone make any mention of what it was Retzlaff had allegedly done. That oddity reverberated the loudest among the irrelevant fluff and e-tough guy nonsense he included after that.

But if you want to really want to see some fireworks — just wait till about 2pm CT Wednesday!! How silly that you would imply a bias by law enforcers over a Private Investigator and his lawyer friend.

The real TR said: This is why you should not get your news and information from random assholes and dipshits on Facebook or Twitter. But when have you ever? First it was FBIs. Then San Jose police. Then back to the FBIs.

Circle of Trust said: I think Neal picked up his info from rumors being spread by Phil Klein. That makes no sense. Look at the websites run by these two clowns and the reason why should be clear. So now suddenly you are claiming that Jeffrey Dorrell is not a very close and personal friend of yours?

Nothing is more obvious these past 5 days than the fact that you have been cut out of the loop. Up until the moment Dorrell was served with that Grand Jury subpoena, Jeffrey was just a phone call or an email away. And what about Chip? So what harrowing thing is going down at 2 PM tomorrow, Thomas?

January 10, at What about the crimes Retzlaff has committed against at least two Jefferson County residents? What role has Dorrell played in those?

You Team Felon thugs were warned repeatedly that you have been playing with fire… but your lawfare business of defaming, harassing and extorting people has been just a big joke to you. The Invisible Boy said: But you are not taking into account the close personal relationship Retzlaff has with Queen Cersei and the fact that they have been plotting with Kylo Ren and Strawberry Shortcake to steal all the Trix from the rabbit.

Not showing up would be very unwise. Ur a fool said: January 10, at 6: January 10, at 9: What happened today is that Jeffrey Dorrell and his attorney physically appeared before the Grand Jury and answered a few preliminary questions. January 11, at 6: You do realize that the way in which you posed your question can be taken as an acknowledgement that you are aware of the existence of the Grand Jury, right? If there is a Grand Jury convening in Jefferson County, Texas, and that is not at all certain , then it would be convening to sort through the lies and conspiracy theories put forth by Philip R Klein and to possibly charge him with a crime or have him lose his PI license.

This is provable fact. To prove these facts one only need look at the websites run by McGibney, Klein, and Hatlestad, and the court filings by Klein, McGibney, and Hatlestad. Its 1am and do u know where ur grand jury is??? Having actually read those letters which ARE posted in the above article, after all , I see no threats to commit violence — which are the ONLY types of threats that the police can respond to. Threats to ruin ones reputation — not a police matter.

An enlightening survey conducted in France found that nearly eight out of ten people believed in at least one conspiracy theory if not more. January 10, at 7: You act like Jeffrey Dorrell filing that civil suit against Hartman and which wishfully includes Kleins name is gonna be some big news?! Jeff once privately told Stone and McGibney that he was afraid of you. The courthouse video is evidence of this.

The video of you and Jeff entering the courthouse together , sitting near each other, hobnobbing, leaving the courthouse together, Jeff waiting for you as you made sexual advances at McGibney on the concourse, you and Jeff leaving together.

There was an attorney who witnessed all of that and swore to what he saw in an affidavit. You were obsessively calling Jeffrey while the call was still active. Once the call disconnected, Jeffrey answered your call and told you what had happened and voila, less than 10 minutes after that call had ended, you had a blog post up on this blog with details from that court conference call. And that invoice… oh that comedy of errors of an invoice.

With billable hours entries that indicate Dorrell was working on court stuff for you. Jeffrey Dorrell was once stopped for DUI. During the traffic stop, it was discovered he was in possesion of METH! Somehow he made all of that go away, and then had the arrest record suppressed. Even with his apparent affection for a very dangerous hardcore drug that is responsible for many deaths, It would have been easy to give Dorrell a mulligan as a one-time error in judgement.

In fact, when they met, Centeno had a very checkered present. As time goes on, somehow Centeno manages to get registered as a notary despite having a check fraud conviction, and eventually becomes a paralegal.

Centeno would eventually land a gig as head paralegal for a small-medium ambulance chasing firm in the Houston area. His star was rising! Everything was going well until this past August when Centeno was arrested yet again. Then in September he lost his job. Centeno had purchased the car, drove it off the lot… then never bothered to make a single payment.

January 10, at 8: Since both Retzlaff and Dorrell are, in fact, innocent men, why get butt-hurt over their selection of attorneys??

The Invisible Dog said: It seems like there should be reimbursements when people have to pay for attorneys because a group of delusional, paranoid, conspiracy theorists manage to repeat their nonsense often enough that they manage to catch some gullible person with it.

Stalkers Is As Stalkers Does said: January 10, at 3: I love Neal said: Cindy G again mouthing off. Obsessed with wwa crew aka the KLcjndy cronies https: What struck me as amusingly ironic, considering the personas with which Mr. Rauhauser is chatting it up regularly, via the page alleged to be dedicated to finding answers for DeOrr is what he told the woman in this conversation when she asked him his perception of her.

So, would he be so frank as to say to WWA that he senses some cognitive deficits therein? Why else would anyone entertain the company of people who feel the need to mask their locations and use aliases whilst exercising their finger quotes here: Does is really feel like freedom?

Cindy G and the Cognitive Deficits said: Bring it on dickwad. We're all in on it! Sorry for your loss said: Joe Kojo is my name; I work in a Bank here in Benin. And I personally handles transactions of Mr. Abdu Fawzi Al-Jamal who eventually died on the 5th of February from injuries sustained in road accident that happened 2: Prior to his death, Mr.

He has Five million, three hundred thousand united state dollars in a fixed account with the bank with no other beneficiary. Now i write to seek your consent to present you as a oversea based partner to stand in as next of kin to the late Mr. Let me know if it is ok to work with you. The Invisible Grand Jury said: Nor did they take the trouble to convene a Grand Jury based on conspiracy theories. Nor would Dorrell bother to lawyer up if this was all about conspiracy theories.

January 10, at 2: Klein sees the world like Mr Magoo said: What are you, fucking stupid? Of course one would — especially when faced with bogus conspiracy claims! Only a fucking retard would walk into a grand jury without a lawyer, dumb ass! That being said, what is happening is not at all what you think it is. Klein is obviously trying to give you information. The problem is the lens Klein views the world through is horribly distorted and impairs his viewing of reality.

Which is common to all you fucking retards on twitter and the internet! What is happening is not at all what you think it is. But what is happening, is much greater than what you think it is. Does that make sense? Maybe it will tomorrow or Friday. January 11, at 9: How about a week from Thursday last? Or perhaps 6 months from yesterday? Or… and how about…? January 11, at Some Random Person said: With both men having the same attorney supposedly , does it seem to you like anyone is running scared or cutting deals?

You get spoon fed a few morsels from Klein and you think you know it all. You have no clue. January 10, at 1: But it certainly seems Kent and Tony are all in! Because once Rauhauser v. McGibney is shredded the real lulz will begin. Mic drops - crowd goes silent!

And the other shoe has just dropped. You can't get out of your own way, Thomas! The best part about this article, is the jackass who made himself available to be quoted liberally… and put his foot in his mouth! January 10, at 4: January 10, at 5: Right… Retzlaff placed that article.

In other news… sorry to burst your bubble. But that article is totally not what was referenced when the comment was made about a truly harrowing event that would be and already has happened this afternoon. Is that the explanation you will give all those people who are about to receive their subpoenas to answer questions about JD in the next few days? Your Aryan Brother said: How soon till you McGibney Gang assholes starting making websites up about Dan Cogdell and digging into his past?

January 11, at 7: January 13, at 4: I know a lot about YOU, Thomas. January 13, at 6: Strange that you would make that assumption and persist in your attempts to convince others of the same. Hey maybe Klein should win the money from that billionaire so he can pay off the Kunz family, the lady who was run off the road, and all of the people Klein defamed in his clever blog post.

The garbage Klein wrote is defamation per se. The burden would be on Klein to prove what he wrote is true — and it is not.

Thank you for your angry, deflective response. A deposition is not a Grand Jury said: Running a defamatory, cyberstalking website like James McGibney runs only makes him look like a deranged extortionist. Writing court filings or letters where you call people really bad names and are disrespectful makes you look stupid, not smart.

Looking at you, TR. Smart people are in control of their emotions and their words. Read that once again. You need to master the art of mastering yourself. Where there is damage to be controlled, for better or worse, you always seem to show up. I love it when someone who has never worked in the PR business goes around lecturing people how PR works. Nor does it make all of the subpoenas that got issued by that Grand Jury today go away. Things are just starting to get interesting.

But go ahead and tell us some more about that Hartman suit that should have no relevance whatsoever to you. LMFAO at that ill-timed article! Not a good look on Dorrell and Retzlff. The CT cocksucker stricks again!

January 11, at 2: So stop with the pretendy omniscient bloviating, dude. Neal Rauhauser nrauhauser said: And I just heard from someone who worked with her — Jamie Cochran was not my favorite person, but she has passed away. There are some pretty decent effects and cool creatures, which are the creations of Brett Piper.

While I think it was the story and characters that really stood out in the first movie, the sequel is made worthy by the special effects, lightning and creative visuals. Bob Dennis is seen in flashbacks as Marty Beck. The Sub Rosa DVD is loaded with all sorts of goodies including audio commentary, 3 behind-the-scenes featurettes, bloopers, still gallery, web links, trailers, etc.

Focusing on The Presence, a figure that exists between Heaven and Hell and an enemy of both, a young girl is chosen as the mortal who must go after The Presence and kill him. A psychedelic ride through the world of The Presence follows featuring tormented souls, gore and bloodshed, torture, and other horrors all from a seemingly parallel universe. A group of friends who tap into the world of The Presence all end up meeting their final judgments and it's not a pretty sight.

It's up to our young female mortal to defeat him once and for all. From the weird sound effects to the brilliant music score to the well-done make-up effects, ICE FROM THE SUN is proof that there are filmmakers out there who can succeed in making something that totally knocks the socks off viewers with little money.

Disturbing and euphoric, the film is indeed one of Stanze and Wicked Pixel Cinema's best works. The Sub Rosa DVD contains two audio commentaries with the director and crew, a behind-the-scenes still gallery, and two trailers. Visit Wicked Pixel online at www.

Handyman Jake Jerry Murdock and female corpse makeup artist Corey played by Kelly in drag are involved in a secret corpse stealing business and are worried about Finley jeopardizing their operation. Finley appears to be hiding a dark secret as she seemingly becomes attached to the corpse of Eddie, a kid killed in a car accident actually murdered by Jake.

Eddie was the brother of the local sheriff's girlfriend. Beech believes that Finley is her long dead daughter returned to her. The sheriff and other folks become suspicious of the actions going on at the Beech place.

Soon enough, murder and mayhem ensues as Jake teams up with Finley to help her with her needs and conflicts arise. The only problem is that it runs a little too long. That aside, the performance from Chlanda as the lead is great and all the proper horror elements are in place and should be enough to satisfy. You can visit Alan Rowe Kelly on the net at www. The Heretic Films DVD contains several deleted scenes as extras as well as bloopers, a photo gallery, and trailers.

The film tells the story of Dex Drags Andrew Taylor , a young college age guitarist who performs with his band at nightclubs. Dex has a very dark secret. He seems to be addicted to blood. If I can remember correctly, it has something to do with an ancient vampire curse. He does his best to keep a lid on the secret. This causes difficulties for him with regards to his relationship with his girlfriend and his relations with other friends and band members.

The rest of film follows the painful consequences of his blood drinking problem and what he must do in order to solve his dilemmas. In my opinion, the film deserves some points for originality. Some parts of the film are very eerie, there is a little bit of gore and the soundtrack is very good.

The film has a fabulous tagline: Written, produced, directed and edited by Walt Bost and Steven D. IT CAME - An extraterrestrial sound wave is picked up by a satellite and finds its way into a laboratory where it kills a scientist and melts a telephone into his head. The frequency is then transmitted into the phone lines and ends up in the computer system of an adult movie company called Throbbing Video.

The deadly sound wave finds its way into the body of an electrician and he turns into a crazed psycho and the wave travels from person to person in the building turning whoever crosses paths with it into a homicidal maniac.

Only an alcoholic doctor named Vibrum Moroflex knows how to stop it. The movie opens with Dr. Moroflex giving drinking game instructions for watching the movie. The rules are 1: When Moroflex takes a sip you must take a drink from a mutually agreed beverage. The last player to take a sip at any round must take a penalty sip. Anybody who can understand or remember the plot at the end of the game will be declared the winner. For viewer participation, disclaimer 1: And finally, disclaimer 2: The makers of the movie do not acknowledge or accept responsibility for any consequences you may suffer from playing the game.

There are some very funny scenes and some really gory parts as well including an ultra-splattery power drill killing. One of the funniest characters is the boss who says fuck every two seconds. He ends up having his hand pinned to his eyeball. After he kills someone with a drill, he cleans it off in the bathroom and after killing another person with it, he says, "Oh shit!

I just cleaned this mother fucker! Directed by Bret Stern. He then goes a rampage across the city carjacking various motorists and killing them. A group of detectives try to track the psycho down before more blood is shed. After the sister of Detective Jackson Patrice Jackson is bumped off by the psychotic carjacker, it pushes him over the edge and he decides to take matters into his own hands and find the maniac himself.

This leads to a brutal climax involving a fight to the death between the detective and the psycho jacker. Herman and Jackson get into a fistfight in a couple scenes where police are investigating the scene of a crime and neither of them is brought up on assault charges.

The close up of a burning toy car in one scene where a car is supposed to blow up is enough to have any average viewer rolling on the floor in complete side-splitting laughter. Not everybody appreciates this stuff as much as some do, which is understandable. Herman wrote the screenplay and Ben Stanski directs. Mike finds his way back to his old life and is haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend Nancy Feliciano.

He is especially hungry for revenge on the police force that almost had him killed. Rivers sets up a scenario in which Jackson can get blamed for the murders and this goes totally haywire and Jackson and another cop end up shot dead by one of their fellow officers who now has the blame placed on him. James manages to get away and finds himself on the run. Rivers goes after more innocent victims. This all culminates in a twisted conclusion that really leaves you guessing.

JACKER 2 is suspenseful, bloody, sexy, filled with action, and really messes with your head at times. Herman wrote the screenplay again and Barry Gaines takes up the directing job this time. He's constantly getting harassed and teased and he wants to find some way to get girls to like him.

His mother isn't much help. She keeps telling him to "accentuate the positive. He goes out, gets a spiked haircut and goes to a nightclub.

He picks up a couple of girls who take him back to their hangout place where he meets up with their two boyfriends who picked on him earlier. After they beat him up, he decides he's had enough.

He then proceeds to bump off all his tormentors in extreme gore fashion. An office worker who made fun of him is decapitated. A girl who he liked but didn't take him seriously has her face melted off with acid. Kunkle punches his mom in the face, straps her to a chair, dumps drain opener down her throat and buries a meat cleaver in her head. One girl has her belly slashed open with a knife.

The two thugs who beat up Kunkle find themselves tied to chairs with dynamite sticks strapped to their heads. Kunkle sets off the fuses and their heads explode repainting the room with blood and cranial innards "Blood red with brains! Blood red with brains! Toby Radloff who plays Harold Kunkle is actually a nerd in real life.

He also appeared in a few MTV spots. The sequel is even better. A Hollywood Home Entertainment Release. One of them brings up the kids who used to pick on them and give them a hard time. One gets the idea of getting even with all their high school enemies by playing cruel jokes on them. They proceed to go find one of their old school tormentors and give him a good scare. The prank soon goes h aywire when one of them accidentally shoots the kid in the neck with a crossbow.

Faced with a dead kid, they decide to get rid of the body and hope nobody will ever find who did it. The two decide they have a thirst for killing. This duo then proceeds to slaughter the rest of their high school enemies in various gory ways.

The bodies pile up all over town and soon no one is safe. It got a few laughs out of me in some parts. Spudic writes, produces, directs and stars as Jeffrey. Ron Bonk and Eric Stanze were the executive producers. Eric Spudic is one of the nicest guys in the business and he should be getting a lot more attention than he is.

At least that's what I think. The girls' boyfriends show up to join the party and soon the kids are being picked off one by one by the escaped psychopath. Better known as one of the worst of the '80s backyard slasher efforts, this one features laughable gore effects, awful acting, a subplot about an accomplice killer that comes into play briefly then peters out after he gets bumped off, dream sequences within dream sequences, changes in the film stock from 16mm to Super 8, etc.

In other words, if you want to host your own version of MST3K on a Friday evening, this one is a perfect candidate. He shoots the both of them. He then cuts off his wife's head, carries it around with him and talks to it. Butler goes on a gory killing spree in Las Vegas, bumping off anyone who reminds him of his wife. He goes after the girls from B. Beautiful Ladies of Oil Wrestling , holds them hostage and proceeds to slaughter them all one at a time.

This ultra low budget shot on video feature from Vegas is definitely one of the most downright sadistic and repulsive movies I've ever seen. Yet it's so damn amusing and over-the-top it's almost comical giving it some sort of weird charm one can't put their finger on. There's lots of incredibly gory and nasty killings in this one. Levin ties a prostitute's leg up to his car, drive away, and rips her leg off.

He goes into a bar when nobody is around and pulls out his wife's head and says to the bartender, "Get me a beer! And get this bitch one too! A gardener has his head flattened with a shovel. One girl is drilled to death and another has a hammer claw stuck up underneath her rib cage. An arm is pulled off. A Jehovah's Witness has his neck slammed in a door so hard that it snaps his head off! A driver who gives Levin the middle finger has his finger blown off with a gun and he says, "Let's see you pick your nose with that!

Directed by David Schwartz. David Dalton who handled the gore effects also plays the Jehovah's Witness and he works on haunted house shows in Las Vegas. The son of a gangster named Jack Frank Prather is kidnapped. Jack is forced to go against his badass tough guy partner Savitch Cash Flagg Jr. Chaos ensues with many kung fu battles, bloody shootouts, torture, masked villains, and more.

With it, Alvin Ecarma offers something for everybody to enjoy. Visit Divergent Thinking on the web at www. It's never really explained whether they're just in a Chinatown in the states or in another country. After upsetting a local Chinese gangster at a strip joint, the group finds themselves crashing for the night at a local porno theater and getting ro oms for an evening of wild sex.

Unfortunately for them, they soon end up wishing they stayed somewhere else as it turns out the gangster whose bad side they got on is a psychotic cannibal who gets his minions to trap, torture and kill people with the help of a masked butcher and a demented chef while they videotape the acts of sadism and mutilation so the boss can get his jollies while munching on human organs and body parts. What follows is an orgy of outrageously sick and gory killings and torture ranging from inventive torture devices, to decapitations, to disembowelments, to dismemberments, to a girl being tortured by having a plastic tube rammed down her throat so a snake can slither down and crawl out her stomach after being gutted, to genital violence, to a sick scene involving a severed penis, and much more.

LIVE FEED is a very entertaining and over-the-top splatter fest with enough gushing gore and graphic sex and nudity to satisfy genre fans. I certainly look forward to seeing more from Ryan and Plotdigger Films. The Making of Live Feed," deleted and alternate scenes, the full fake porno created for the movie called "Womb Service," a promotional spot for the Richmond Night Market in Canada where part of the movie was filmed, and trailers.

Visit Plotdigger online at www. They have opened a group on Facebook. Just search for them using the word "plotdigger". Also available i n a l imited edition VHS from Massacre Video It is in very limited supply and sold out by the time you read this, making me believe it is an eBay scam to charge ridiculous prices for the product made. That's where they run into a family of crazed cannibal hillbillies who chop people up with various gardening tools and sell human meat to a local hamburger joint.

The survivors try to get away while being pursued by the psychotic rednecks in the mountains. This low budget slasher shot on Super 8mm is actually better than what I was expecting the first time I saw it.

Granted, it's not the best movie I've ever seen, but there are worse. Kim McKamy does a good job as the heroine.

The movie has a fair amount of gore, but it's not quite as bloody as other movies of its ilk. That was the movie I first thought of when watching it. Directed by Kirk Alex. A Tapeworm Video Release. He finds himself slowly becoming attached to the family while at the same being plagued with nightmarish flashbacks, ghastly visions of violence and death, and visions of what may lie ahead for him and the family.

A scene of the mother sharpening a knife in the kitchen before breakfast brings us a slew of potential horrific scenarios that apparently happen in the drifter's mind. It all culminates in an artsy mindfuck filled to the brim with sex, gore, revelations, and more.

There are plenty of weird scenes on hand that are guaranteed to mess with your head as well as some nudity from Krause and Daly. The Lynchian style Parda gave the film may be a touch some will find themselves enjoying while others may find it a bit much at times. The blood, sex and nudity are enough to satisfy horror fans that view that as requirements. If you're looking for something different and somewhat outlandish, this may make for an adequate viewing.

MAMA'S HOME - A woman who was sentenced to jail after being blamed for letting her baby die in a burning house decides to get revenge on her dimwitted junkie ex-husband and his family since he was really responsible for catching the house on fire. She goes along with her two brothers one psychotic and the other mentally challenged and they hold her ex-husband's family captive while he's away at work. They show his new wife a video of a home movie that clearly shows it was him who caused the fire.

After drowning the dog in an aquarium and stabbing the babysitter, the wife decides to go up against the psychos and fight back to save her baby. This is another shot on video flick from Gary P. It appears as though something went haywire with the masters at Majestic Home Video because the audio goes out of sync about at around the minute mark and stays that way the rest of the movie.

It certainly isn't a problem with the tape I have. All the copies are like that. Cohen, and Zachary Cohen. A Majestic Home Video Release. It seems director Gary Cohen disowns this version of his film since the distribut ors took it away from him and cut it themselves, shuffling scenes around, deleting other scenes and renaming it MAMA'S HOME a title he truly despises. It looks like it will happen in the near future.

They head out to chase down the culprit named David to get revenge on him and kill anyone who gets in their way. David is out looking for his girlfriend as he wants to take her to a cabin in the forest making her think she'll be safe but it turns out he has sleazy plans of his own and is not much better than the murderous scum tracking him down. Meanwhile, a gang of vigilantes head out into the woods seeking to track down J. Mark Savage is a very underrated filmmaker. If you want a good example of true Australian outlaw filmmaking, look no further than the works of Mark Savage.

Try to hunt down the Savage Sinema set if you can. The original , made in and the official sequel , made in This includes gays, prostitutes and minorities. A female reporter teams up with a detective investigating the case.

The reporter notices the killer seems to follow scenarios from certain horror movies when committing his gruesome acts of butchery. There are lots of shots of the horror section inside a mom and pop video store. Most would probably trash it as an SOV piece of crap, which is understandable.

Alucarda did the music. The tape contains an interview with Collum after the feature. Fans of Russo's original may be disappointed in the fact that this is shot on tape and that it takes place in a completely different environment than the original. I kind of enjoyed it, however. Those with a soft spot for SOV flicks will most likely find something to enjoy and diehard Russo fans will want to seek it out nonetheless. Clips from the original are featured as flashbacks.

They're also trying to find out why some female students have disappeared. A psychopath named Richard Norton is chopping up college girls in his dorm and the campus's drug dealers have been selling an unusual drug that causes its users to slowly rot and turn into flesh eating zombies. It has to be one of the best shot on video flicks in recent years. I really liked how it combines both slasher and zombie movie elements. While the acting is really cheesy for the most part, the film is outrageously gory with some really over the top splatter effects.

You can tell the filmmakers really knew what they were going for and had a fun time making it. It definitely wasn't meant to be taken seriously. You can visit the filmmakers online at www. Their car breaks down along the way and they end up having to walk the rest of the way. Upon arrival, they run into Jeffrey Vandoren who was once a member of the hospital staff. Jeffrey lives in seclusion at the place.

He tells them stories about the cases involving various mental patients who have been residents of the institution and their psychotic tendencies that put them away. The kids run into ghosts of past mental patients and see bloody images of a massacre of the hospital staff by the patients that was a rebellion lead by a fellow inmate.

The DVD contains behind-the-scenes footage, interviews with the cast and bloopers. This disc has been authored by Zombie House Productions www. A young boy and his friends grow leery of a mysterious ice cream man who's been hanging around their neighborhood. A detective who has been teaching kids at the local elementary school about the "buddy system" is investigating the mysterious disappearances of some youngsters.

The disappearances are of course tied to the weird guy with the ice cream truck. As it turns out the ice cream man is a psycho who's out to "ice" them all.

Low-grade slasher quickie might be okay for those who like homemade horror and are looking for a way to kill 65 minutes. Others looking for something really polished should probably look elsewhere. There's some really cheap gore, a tad of nudity, and a downright confusing ending. I'd appreciate it if anybody can explain that ending to me. Some people have confused the two movies in the past. There was article about this in Fangoria magazine back at that time.

Director Mack Hail plays the part of the ice cream man. He co-wrote with Jim Mills who plays the detective. The production company's website is www. With Henry Weckesser and Cindy Reed. Years later, a group of kids out looking to party find an abandoned factory where a couple people were believed to have been gorily hacked up by the mutant and, being typical dumb horror movie partygoers, throw a party in this place. They have a run-in with the factory's caretaker who stumbles across a buried treasure that includes Nazi gold.

Soon something bumps one of the kids off. Might the escaped sideshow attraction have something to do with this? ZP regulars Billy W.

Blackwell and Stacey T. The cool monster and deaths, slasher movie atmosphere, and '80s David DeCoteau-style B-movie touches help make this ZP's most enjoyable effort thus far. Here's one that's guaranteed to do just that. Serial killer Jack Schmitt very clever name escapes from jail. The police and FBI go after him and corner him in a sewer. After being gunned downed by the cops, chemicals in the sewer that were dumped by a company called Dutech merge with his body.

The combination of chemicals, sewage and other wastes transform him into a giant turd monster that goes on a rampage. He comes up through peoples' toilets and eats them while they're doing number 2.

One guy plunging his clogged toilet gets sprayed with diarrhea water before the Monsturd sucks him down the toilet. A little kid's dad is eaten.

Two idiot cops including one who plays around with a sock puppet making it do crazy stuff and having everybody look at him like he's nuts drive around town with a bullhorn telling people not to use their toilets.

They say, "If it's really an emergency, do what they did in the old days. Just crap in a bucket and throw it out the window. Or better yet, just crap your pants. It's not that bad. Let's do the crap your pants dance! Let's all do the crap your pants dance. I have never laughed so hard at anything in my entire life. And I've seen pretty funny ones in my life, but this one is super funny. Better yet, it's "laugh till you crap yourself" funny. There were so many moments when I had to rewind I almost wore the tape out.

I thought I was going to vomit up a lung from laughing and rolling around the floor so much. Popko and West are my heroes. These guys don't miss an opportunity with this one. They know how to make a cheesy movie. There's even a character whose name is Johnny Waters. Fans of SOV cinema haven't lived until they've seen this one.

It's an instant classic. A "crap fest" that's worth getting for a night of laughter and gags. Available from Elite Entertainment in a special edition DVD with audio commentary, behind the scenes footage and other extras. If you love outrageous, over the top, hilarious splatter comedies in the style of Troma, then the films of LBP and Chris Seaver should definitely be up your alley.

MULVA is the story of weird and nerdy year-old girl named Mulva who has an obsession with chocolate syrup. When she goes to Tromaville to get candy on Halloween night, she ends up having to fight for her life as the town gets overrun by flesh eating zombies.

Bonejack and Teen Ape come to the rescue and they fight the flesh eaters together. MULVA has all you could want in a cheap, shot on video splatter quickie: They even throw in a tribute to "Mr. Kabukiman, and other Tromettes. Julie and Liz show up at a guy named Max's party. Teen Ape ends up crashing the party too. Everybody thinks it will be a fun night of sex and booze, but soon the party turns into a living hell on earth as Phil the demon tries to kill them all.

You can visit Chris and the gang online at www. The area is being plagued by mysterious cattle mutilations. Along the way, they run into a half-dead cow with its flesh ripped off, a flying saucer, and a farmhouse with an old hermit named Oliver Matson. They find themselves having to fight for their lives as they get attacked by stop-motion animated alien monsters inspired by Ray Harryhausen.

One of the good things about it is that it appears to have been shot on actual film instead of video it was probably shot in 16mm and then transferred to tape. The stop-motion creatures and claymation effects aren't too shabby, but they can't hold a candle to Harryhausen. If you happen to find this in a bargain bin at a mom and pop video store somewhere and it's really cheap, go ahead and grab it. A Baron Video Release. A group of dimwitted Satanists practice a ritual over the dead serial killer-rapist's grave and sacrifice a baby.

They end up bringing the maniac back to life as a flesh eating cannibal zombie with a foot long weiner. A Satanist who pisses on his grave has his dick ripped off and another one has the dick shoved through his head! Another Satanist has his guts ripped out.

The zombie rapist goes a gory rampage screwing women with his giant shlong and disemboweling them and ripping them to pieces. The sacrificed baby comes back to life as a flying demon baby from hell. The two cops who killed the psycho follow the trail of chaos until they have to confront the zombie pervert themselves.

Hilarious and over-the-top shot on video gross-out gore comedy from Matt Jaissle of BACK FROM HELL fame has enough blood, guts, dismemberment, vomit, nudity, sex, and toilet humor to satisfy fans of homemade splatter films, porno horror, offensive comedy and backyard exploitation trash cinema. This is the type of movie that more of the year old crowd needs to see.

They need a change from the usual Hollywood garbage. If you're planning an evening of getting drunk with your friends and there's nothing else at the video store, get this. Todd Tjersland wrote and executive produced. You can visit Todd online at www. An Astaroth Entertainment Release. David Becker and Mick Nards a. A crummy-looking old van pulls into a house's driveway.

A dark-clothed, hooded man steps out dragging into the house an unconscious woman. Once we enter a white bedroom, the viewer is subjected to one of the most depraved, bloody freak shows ever committed to celluloid or video, can't tell what format this was shot on and when you're done watching it, all I can say is you'll feel like you're going to hell for sure!

Graphic sex, rape, gore, and necrophilia all with a psychotic satanic atmosphere to it crammed into a grimy little 16 minutes. That's the best way to sum it up.

Roth and Nards were obviously looking to sicken and offend as many as possible, and it's safe to say they succeeded. Good luck tracking that down! Bootleg company Twisted Anger offers it as a bonus feature on one of their custom DVD-Rs of a Japanese gore film the name of which escapes me at the moment. Until it gets an official release, that's your best bet of seeing it. Both of these should be seeing release very soon.

Armed with a sword, Nikos proceeds to chop everyone to pieces in the art museum while college students led by a professor Joe Zaso fight to survive and find a way out. The professor and only remaining survivor Felissa Rose manage to get out while Nikos proceeds to wreak havoc across NYC. NIKOS is filled with beheadings, dismemberments, crushed heads, ripped off faces, people sliced in half, throat slittings, entire fronts of heads sliced off, ripped off breasts, disembowelments, as well as some nudity, ninjas, Hitler magically coming out of a ZOMBIE DOOM video box in a video store Eva Braun even shows up , references to Troma movies, and so much more.

The incredibly over-the-top gore effects by Marcus Koch are plentiful and pretty awesome. The Cinema Image limited edition DVD is loaded with extras including commentary, featurettes, interviews, deleted and extended scenes, short films, soundtrack snippets, trailers, and more.

If you can find it it was a limited edition so it may be hard to find now , be sure to snatch it up. Elliot becomes the new secretary for year-old homosexual businessman Corin Buckman Sean Michael Lambrecht. After Elliot and Corin go out to eat with their boss Nancy the always lovely Brinke Stevens , Corin starts to suspect that Elliot may have some homosexual tendencies.

Elliot suddenly begins to realize he likes Corin more than a friend. The only problem is that Corin is insistent on staying with his year-old boyfriend Jake Jeff Dylan Graham. His co-workers begin to take notice. Elliot finds himself completely obsessed with Corin. It tears his relationship with his girlfriend apart and his mother throws him out of the house. Now Elliot has become psychotic and is growing increasingly violent. This causes the town's redneck inhabitants to turn into the slimy, drooling, flesh hungry mutant zombies that the title suggests.

It's got blood, gore, guts, slime, vomit, watermelon smashing, chicken chasing, crotch grabbing, and hilarious dialogue. An old lady named Mother Video comes on occasionally and tells you to stop the movie before it gets any worse. The Troma fans will definitely get a kick out of this one. A Muther Video Release.

PIG - This 8mm black and white art house short is probably well-known for its being a creation of the late Rozz Williams, the original lead man of the band Christian Death. Rozz committed suicide in after filming the movie. He made it on a shoestring budget with Nico B, the man behind one of the best horror, cult, exploitation, and art house DVD labels today, Cult Epics.

The story concerns a pig-masked serial killer who takes his victim out into the desert and practices bizarre torture rituals on him. The killer references a book called "Why God Permits Evil. Rozz Williams stars as the killer and James Hollan plays the victim. PIG is a disturbing but beautiful minute artistic piece that perfectly captures moods with its desert location, 8mm film, and gritty setting.

Williams was definitely an interesting and talented individual. I don't know what else he may have gone on to do in the way of film if he were still with us, but he was definitely somebody into the more dark side of art and you can see it in PIG for sure. The now out-of-print Cult Epics DVD of PIG limited to copies [ and then they pressed more discs, for a total of - Editor ] includes a booklet modeled after the "Why God Permits Evil" book in the film and extras include a commentary with Nico B, audio excerpts of Williams' final interview, behind-the-scenes stills, outtakes, photo gallery, original Super 8 test footage, a Williams tribute video by Nico B, and biographies.

The head comes back, tells a lot of bad jokes, and Edgar sees fame and fortune. Edgar and the gang follow the trail of decapitated heads until it brings them to the zombie bitch and leads to the final confrontation.

It had the potential to be a really funny low budget movie, but the jokes were so lame, it started to get really annoying after a while. Director Judith Priest who co-wrote with Benton Jennings has not done anything else to date.

A Cinema Home Video Release. Blair is going through a stressful time in his life. Along the way he picks up a hitchhiker. Shortly afterward he pulls off the road and attacks her. She gets out and runs into the woods and he chases her down with a knife.

When he catches up to her and attempts to kill her he is confronted by a strange preacher dude. The preacher convinces Franklin to let the hitchhiker go and he hitches a ride with him. Franklin keeps denying everything the preacher says of him.

After shooting him in the head, Franklin puts his body in a trash bag and takes it out to the woods to bury it. But the preacher comes back and Franklin beats him to death a shovel. The preacher keeps coming back again and again.

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