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The film that turned me on to Garlic. Old ruggie is back again Early Woody, not that it's necessarily a bad thing. I am in the minority that find his later work a bit too pretentious and self absorbed.
Having said that, this isn't as much fun as Sleeper but it has it's moments. Art is by Jack Davis of Mad Magazine. Yep more Brit soft core smut, 7 tales of infidelity from the female point of view. This must be a later re-release, not only because it's thrown together with some other smut but because it doesn't reference either Fanny Hill or Lady Chatterley in the advertising, when these are the catchpenny character references that were intended as the hooks to get you in originally.
Clearly time to dust off the softcore comedy she had done earlier in her career and send it out again with some almost unidentifiable feature fillers. Not here for the art but this was quite a notorious film when it came out to much hock shorror and tittering. I was too young for it but the sequel, Percy's Progress, which came out later without Hywel Bennett, I remember being all the talk at school.
One of my mates was reading the novelization, which was about as close as we got. I am still a big fan of Frankie Howard and was lucky enough to see him on stage before he died. I used to watch this on TV as a kid, most of it went over my head but it never stopped me enjoying it.
My Dad took me to see this but it was AA over 14 and we were turned away. Luckily the hormones kicked in soon after this embarrassment and 70's audiences dwindled so they were less fussy at the box office soon enough. Didn't actually see this one at the movies, I caught it on TV much later. Amazing how few films Zsa 4Zsa has actually been in, for all her notoriety. Anyway, this is one of them, but it's all Frankie. Last of the Up movies, not the best but still worth a titter.
Poster spotted less often than the earlier films. Not bad, before they started to go really down hill. I love the Carry On's so thought I would start buying the posters, I stopped with this one, there are just too many other collectors pushing prices up.
Based on Spike Milligan's excellent Second World War memoirs of which this was the first book in the series. Odd thing about Danny la Rue, he seemed to be beloved by the likes of the hairy arsed lorry driver who lived next door to us. Drag is not gay I was assured as a kid and I know La Rue claimed he wasn't Even when bigotry was queen, clearly queer characters were hugely popular. Of course if they publicly came out of the closet, they were finished.
A dated double standard in the double entendre's business that looks like it is finally dying away. Quite a depressing tale for their first big screen outing. The TV show could do downer episodes as well but the sequel Ride Again would feel better in my humble O. Great picture of the father and son in in the poster, complete with the stripper looking suitably devious.. If you can't beat them Yet another small screen to big screen excursion. I was never very sure what this sitcom was supposed to be about, other than the dad with two daughters hilarity.
Just what was the situation supplying the comedy supposed to be? Seems pretty weak these days Mucking around with the well known faces playing these characters Tony Booth and Una Stubbs are MIA and worse, changing their personalities and locations, made a mess of this sequel. Back in the early 70's I was too young to get up to much on a Saturday night, most of them were spent watching the telly.
Dick Emery had his own show of odd character impressions which apparently earned a movie too. I wasn't very impressed at the time but I do seem to have some nostalgia for it all now.
From what I remember, the film was funny for it's day with all the usual characters in it. In fact, it was awful, but I liked it. I quite like living in a world where there are porn parodies of mainstream films and with porn star names too - what fun!
Keeps it all in perspective Old blokes lusting after young girls which would prove to be the theme for the last few years of the series.
Still, I do have fond memories of this one. First saw it on a rainy afternoon in Paignton, my whole family was escaping the good old British weather on the annual holiday. Italian smut with dark comedy elements, although it's obviously here just for the smut factor which is well represented in the art. Also an early example of the kinky stepmother antics that would get more outings in 80's American sex comedies.
Frankie getting to do his tortured actor character, not one of my favorites films but it's still Frankie In spite of the cheapness of movies like this, the art is still pretty good.
The version below featuring a bed in the foreground seems rarer. Carry on Girls Quad Art: Trying to catch up with the sex comedies above, Carry On's got smuttier too but it was the beginning of the end, the girls they brought in were young enough but seeing the old men chasing after them was just sad. Movie version of underappreciated TV sitcom whose two actors went on to some real classic 70's TV shows.
Poster art is basic and simple but so was the series, very much a dialogue thing, ie low budget. More farce than sex comedy, Leslie Phillips is just such a great cad and a lot of the usual comedy faces are here. Film version of a very long running stage farce, which despite the name has very little sex in it.
It doesn't even make very good use of the glamour girls of the day that have parts in it. I am not one of those people that find everything Woody Allen has done funny, a lot of the time he is just whining and annoying, IMHO of course. This is an earlier more slapstick effort that is pretty jolly, often scorned by fans of his later and more pompous works.
The poster does a good job of summing it up. Alleged comedy and I think we can see what type. The thing about was you couldn't just go and rent a video for your smut, they hadn't been released on the consumer market yet.
Very few people had cine projectors to enjoy real blue movies when they really were actually blue tinted. What you did have was Cinema Clubs, strictly adults only with membership and Mac required. They were furtive places often in a seedy part of town and this is the kind of thing they showed. May have been sidesplittingly funny in Danish but I doubt anyone was reading the sub-titles. Infamous, but I just found it boring, settling into a pretty one dimensional routine.
Still, a Hammer movie and a milestone one way or another. A close look at the cut out head of Kate Williams shows that it is in fact the same one used for Holiday on The Buses , that's recycling for you Wouldn't watch it with a gun to my head now but was there every Sunday evening back in the day.
Ralph Bakshi was not back for Fritz's second offence, which was more an anthology, a cat of nine tales. The period costumes help but not enough, starting to lose it's charm with the same old jokes. I like this poster though.
A French sex comedy, so I'm told. I'm sure everyone went to see it for the laughs, nothing like sub-titled titters. It's battered, it's an obscure film but With all the name changing of dubbed foreign movies and pairing up earlier releases into exploitive double bills it can be tricky to identify the original films. We are only here for the over the top sensationalism of the art, which the films wouldn't live up down to anyway. More smut than comedy but nothing wrong with that.
Though not a fan of Alan Lake who was? Robin Askwith's arse saved the British Film industry This raised the tone of sex comedies by delivering on both the sex and the comedy. Same formula, better cast and writing. This movie was a huge success, another my Dad took me to see and the atmosphere was amazing in the cinema, people literally rolling in the aisles. Well, not literally but that group enjoyment you just don't get any more.
Everyone came out with a grin on their faces talking about it, dominating TV and Radio for weeks with interviews. This is a Hammer movie, as their Horror output went out of favor they tried to keep going by doing movies of popular TV shows of the day. Putting this in the Comedy genre seems the right place for it, it is the tail end of the Hammer history. I love that they had to invent a whole new vocabulary of made up swear words to get round the language censor. Scroat I think even made it into real life occasionally.
Classic series and nice rendition of Barker. I got the version below first, then broke my own rules and upgraded to get this one without the sticker over the robots. I have great memories of seeing this as a teenager at local age flexible cinema with mate, I think we may have even skipped school for it.
Cheap, exploitive and with stop motion effects that would have Harryhausen twitching in his grave. Even the smut was relatively weak. Still, a lot of fun. I've got it on video somewhere Red sticker used to update the original poster is a bit annoying, right on top of the nasty robots and their, um, appendages.
In the weird way this works sometimes, original poster cost me a lot less than this reissue but then its condition isn't as good. This poster is pretty much ruined, lots of water staining. I am not sure why I bought it apart from it being cheap, probably should have waited for a better condition version. Sometimes I get carried away Weirdly enough, I remember this film being released and not getting to see it for one reason or another.
Since then I have never seen it on TV, Video or anywhere else. It must be out there somewhere I wonder if I will ever see the movie? One of those showing my age rather than nostalgia, I remember this coming out as a new film and everyone trashing it because it wasn't Michael Caine.
That wasn't the problem, the weak storyline was. Lots of TV faces in it or those who would be soon. The good thing about Foreign cartoons is that when you dub them into English, like they did with The Magic Roundabout and Asterix, you can't really tell. For this French sex cartoon they used US comedy personalities in the English version, as well as the original Tarzan's son.
Another in my series of "maybe I will collect Carry On posters Unfortunately the visual of Windsor Davies hitting on young girls is cringing Last of the even nearly decent Carry Ons, it's rapidly downhill after this. With this new installment and another 19 novels to draw from, looking like becoming the most legitimate heir to the Carry On series, less sex in this one but the comedy is pretty good and the characters well rendered, especially the Lea family.
Definitely hints of Benny Hill in the background but I haven't seen it so can't say what its like, I can guess though Not your average Stanley Long sex comedy, it has layers On the one hand, a dodgy dolly bird sex comedy, on another level a subtle satire mocking itself and it's genre.
Worth a look because Katy Manning is in it as are a surprising collection of well known British character actors. Not quite a mid summers night dream, but a touch of Friday night's hangover with delusions of epiphany. Another notorious character of her time who's films I have never seen. I am no expert but 70's porn stars seem to be very much girl-next-door types rather than the toned, sculpted and enhanced versions today.
Awful film that didn't even do well when it first came out, so why they thought doing it all again for Emmannuelle would work is incomprehensible. Sid James died just before this was made which should have augured a good time to stop. Another big screen outing for a TV series, a chance to go on location with some well known 70's character actors and assorted dolly birds of the day.
Aren't we all wondering what the hell happened to us? I haven't seen very many of these 70's sex comedies other than the Confessions series, but back in the day I doubt very much I would have gone anywhere near this one based on his ugly mug.
The right hand side of this double bill, another foreign parts re-dub, makes complete sense, it has a typical soft porn playmate. I don't understand why they decided to go with Barry Andrews dominating the main feature, it wouldn't have been the artists choice, especially Chantrell who delighted in doing cheesecake. There actually was quite a lot of sex in this film, quite untypical of the usual poster bait and switch, with plenty of girls featured topless and more.
It even had a brief appearance of Mary Millington, so why they thought the dirty old man demographic would flock to see a tosser in a tanktop is beyond me. Adventures were an inconsistent series, trying to build up a confessions type following I guess. Not very good even with the usual TV faces sprinkled through it. Probably doesn't fit in with the others since it's a documentary following Billy Connolly's stand up tour.
I am a huge Connelly fan so it has to be somewhere, may as well be here. Not sure why the name change, the US title makes more sense and I would have thought was more likely to entice the average Mac Man in. A lot of the time they just changed the name of stuff like this and re-released it so they could get more mileage. Private cinema punters wouldn't realize they were watching a renamed oldie until it was too late, and they are not a demographic that likes to make a fuss and attract attention by complaining.
A Musical would you believe? My copy arrived with some unfortunate staining right on the the, um, artwork. This was the last poster I needed to complete the quartet for a very long time, but I just wasn't willing to pay the ridiculous prices they always seemed to be offered at.
Once again my stubborn resistance to the laws of supply and demand eventually worked, but I had to wait for a world wide recession to make prices go down The Confessions films peaked with Pop Performer , this one at least has the Oxo lady being clumsily fumbled but that's about all you can say for it.
To be fair, I only saw this for the first time a few years ago on DVD, I missed all the films after Pop on their release. These days, none of them can be watched without being in full cringe for the entire running time. Last and hardest to watch of the series. I am not sure why this one didn't work, maybe their moment had just passed. The slapstick certainly makes me cringe, Askwith hams it up way too much but they were all like that to some extent so it can't just be that.
There is a lot of 70's stuff that is unwatchable now, TV sitcoms, music videos and comedians, I don't know that you can say that about the 60's or 50's. This one is here for the nostalgia rather than the art. All over the place as a sketch comedy film but it had it's moments and was a favorite for the lunchtime at college. More costumes than you usually see in softcore and I am sure the VHS versions are all worn out in certain places.
Haven't seen it but the art gives a pretty good indication of what to expect in case you were unfamiliar with Ms Richmond's work. Although I saw 2 of the 4 Confessions films when they came out, most of the 70's sex comedies completely passed me by. I have seen a few of them in retrospect, on late night TV, where they haven't dated well. This one has escaped me so far but if Adam West is in it I may have to risk a peep, what was he thinking?
The poster does a good caricature of the main cast, all present and politically incorrect. Never seen the movie and I missed the whole Mary Millington excitement in the 70's but certainly the art does it's job.
Another confessions wannabe, haven't seen this one either but I am told that it is one of the better Adventures. Haven't seen it, allegedly a sequel to Virgin Soldiers also by Leslie Thomas The final nail in the coffin Kenneth Williams in the wicker chair parodying the original art.
Along the same lines as the confessions series, and based on books from the same writer, Christopher Wood. Had all the signs of gearing up for a series, but it just wasn't that good. Alien to my comprehensive school to polytechnic personal history but still a laugh. Art was produced in layers according to the this site which has seen the original artwork, with the broken picture frame as an acetate on top For some reason the 70's was the decade of stuffing a film with really great actors and comedians and yet the film turns out unfunny and incoherent.
Even Dana Gillespie's cleavage getting another outing doesn't make it worth watching even if it does feature on the poster. It's a wonder sometimes that some posters go for high prices when they wouldn't seem to be worth it. Alan Lake was a tragic feature of 70's tabloid gossip, mainly because of his personal issues and rocky relationship with Diana Dors, but not really a well remembered star of the day.
In fact, he was not well regarded even then precisely because he was perceived as a blight on a great British institution, Diana Dors. I can see that Mary Millington also has her followers, but despite cynically placing her high in the credits and foreground, she's not really in it much. Of course it is a Chantrell, and a very nice one, but there are lots of nice Chantrells that don't sell for anything like this.
Finally, how well remembered a film is this? It didn't even do well on release, as soon as word got out it was all Lake and no Mary it died at the box office. So why the high price tags?
And why was I stupid enough to buy it anyway I am probably mis-categorizing this in the Comedy section, I think it's more a drama, but it is in better company with the other smut here and most of these aren't funny either. The last of Mary Millington's starring roles before she ended it all, although death wouldn't stop the exploitation by recycling for years to come, such as Mary Millington's World Striptease Extravaganza etc.
I can't find the real name for the Bangkok foreign accompaniment, it may be Sex Dens of Bangkok again or something entirely different. I have found links for a Chinese Film called Massage Girls in B'kok from Minicat Productions, because enquiring minds want to know this stuff Virtually unwatchable in spite of the Page 3 girls stuffed into it. Bought it for the small Serle art Theme tune was the sound of Alistair Sim rolling in his grave Yet another example of the way smut films were re-packaged and renamed multiple times to piggy back on other popular films or themes.
It is a remake of the same directors film of the same name, which itself was sold to British Mac-men as Guess Who's Coming For Breakfast in the 70's. Whatever, definitely no Mary Millington in it, although she was really barely in the original, despite top billing. After I got it decided I need to be more discriminating or I am going to run out of storage space.
Your basic US Sex Comedy. Contrast with the Brit version of dirty old men chasing young crumpet to US teenage boys seduced by older women. Not really a fan of teen slasher movies but I suppose I was in the minority during the 80's. Certainly not the world's first comedy horror as the tag line proclaims, Universal made a living out of sending Bud and Lou in to discredit their classics. Call me a weirdo Bad Karma or something I suppose this poster continued what it was supposed to do 30 years later, it lured me into tracking down the DVD and watching it.
It was fun to see a lot of now famous British faces so young but other than that it has not dated very well. Israel's entry into the teen sex comedy genre was the Lemon Popsicle series.
Can't say I've seen it but Chantrell's art is likely to express its main theme I'm sure. I bought it because it's an unfolded example and the roller skating model used for the art is interesting trivia to be found in Sim's book.
Compare this image with Last American Virgin above, one bothers me, the other doesn't, weird Really only here because I went to the cinema depressed and prepared to watch whatever happened to be on Cheered me up and I have loved it ever since.
Interesting that Monique Gabrielle's legs feature detached from her body, this happened to her in Airplane where her boobs flew solo for the jiggle seat scene. Maybe it's too expensive to hire all of her Title promises more than it delivers on the gore but it is a lot of fun.
I had higher expectations when I went to see it but it is one of those films that grows on you apparently. I have seen it since and enjoyed it a lot more than the first viewing. Probably Kenny nostalgia is a factor, taking it for granted he would be around forever and sadly not so, always good to see Vincent Price too. Following in the steps of Gregory's Girl, the new wave of more grown up Brit comedies.
It's not all about dirty old men any more, which has got to be good. Jamie Reid is of course best known for his Sex Pistols work as well as intimately connected with Margi Clarke. This sequel also has Boris Vallejo's distinctive fantasy art to promote it. Well, when you have a room full of my daughters friends enjoying this film just as much as we did back in the day, something must be right about it.
Well, you can't get much more 80's than this. A guilty pleasure and still the only starring role worth seeing Madonna in. Ms Arquette is far more interesting though.
Before becoming a movie I saw this first as an episodic TV serial with Glynis Barber looking better in the live action version of the eponymous comic strip. I didn't think the TV show was that well received either so I am surprised to see it made it to moviehood.
Hard to believe anyone would sit through this just for the contrived glimpses of Jane in her vintage 40's underwear, other than me of course. I rented this back in the old VCR days and had no idea it was a musical, but that wasn't the only reason didn't like it as much as I thought I would. Despite some good people in it, an early Jim Carrey and I am always happy to watch Geena Davis, it just doesn't flow very well as a story.
Thanks to the title, I was also expecting more boobs. You can't have a a tribute to cleavage site like this without a couple of entries from 80's phenomenon, Elvira. This is some kind of fold out press book that came with the poster above. Looks like the teaser art. Another one here just because I think it is an underrated non-Python project. There are some brilliant bits, the invisibility cloak, the berserker and a Viking who's really only OK with the pillaging part of the job description.
Oh wow, I had no idea there was a sequel until I found this poster. I wonder if the special effects have improved? I feel it my duty to seek out this movie and compare it to the original. I have to do it for art. We knew it would disappoint, we just didn't expect it to stink.
Some of my comedy heroes are in this, old and new, but that only makes it worse. Like Star Trek The Motion Picture, you have anticipated it for too long, the expectations are never going to be met, so why not just forget trying to be what it used to and just make a good film. I know, a poster, what on earth am I doing? It's such a classic series I gave in to temptation See Columbus above, or rather, don't. Carry on Columbus still stunk though.
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After a few drinks I get my girlfriend to join in too. What he doesn't tell her, is that he wants his Boxer dog to fuck her as well. MM, exh, mast, oral, anal, voy, beast Fuck Ewe - by Corey Anton - Corey visits his aunt and Uncle's farm and by the end of the first day has fucked his first sheep, been fucked by a ram, his uncle and the family dog.
It's going to be a long week as he learns about farm life. Mm, yng, inc, reluc, beast, ws Fucking The Family Dog - by Michael - A young man gets his rocks off in the family's female dobby. He is totally degraded and used. After that, I decided to get in on the action too.
MMF, beast, orgy Game: She likes the idea of saying no when she means really yes. One night when she goes to a party, her fantasy becomes reality thanks to a boy named Brad and a horny dog. Mmfg, yng, reluc, mast, anal, exh, beast, enema, ws Games - by Art S Healing - For fatherless Tommy and Stephanie, life is strange - although seldom boring. Their mother simply loves to play games with them, but her favorite kind of games don't exactly have rules- except for her own.
MMF, Fbg, Fg, yng, 1st, bi, family-inc, mast, oral, anal, mc, ws, beast Garage Girl - by Shasta - A woman tries sex with a big mutt and discovers she really likes it. Not for the fainthearted. At the foot of the dais she tripped on shreds of green cloth that were the remnants of her dress.
Cursing, one of the uruks grabbed a handful of her silver tresses, dragged her up the steps, and dropped her painfully to the ground. Caligula's odd political promotions are a matter for historical fact. And Roman horses were small, rarely over 13 hands high. MF, beast Good Doggie - by Jimbo2 - Horny girlfriend waiting for her boyfriend to come over gets distracted by her male dog. From there they introduce her to the joys of bestiality and incest by threats of exposure.
No one knows who or what is doing it. Some suspect wizards but wait till they find out what it really is. There is a name for these odd even. It's called a faery circle. For thousands of years they have been believed to be mystical places where the world of reality and the fantastic overlap. MFF, exh, bi, bd, asian, beast, cream-pie Heinz 57 - by Ouirup4it - The story I am about to tell you happened along time ago, a couple of years after we got married.
Despite having a brilliant relationship I have never been able to tell my husband about this event or indeed anyone else, which, is I why I suppose I have chosen this forum to spill the beans - to record at least that it happened and wasn't some bizarre dream.
MMF, exh, wife, cheat, blkmail, beast Hell And Heaven; Denise's Story - by Anon - A man's obsession with an older woman leads to fear and rape and changes her outlook toward sex and life in general. He has been called many things from "a giant furry thing" to "a rabbit-like spirit". Basically, he is a spirit of the forest. Totoro is not a traditional Japanese character: However, he is obviously a mixture of several animals: And she helps him "get over" too. When a new family moves in next door they take pity on a young girl with a muscular disorder.
They decide the only humane thing is to make her feel like a normal girl by turning her into a slut. Mf, yng, voy, orgy, nc, bi, swing, beast Her Husband's Boss - by Anon - His long, purple-veined penis jutted out of the opening in his grey flannel trousers and began to rise stiffly up below his slight paunch as he stood at the back of his desk staring down at his mistress's white, cream-like contours, displayed nakedly before him.
Mf, nc, rp, v, beast, fantasy Holiday By The Sea - by Rachel Childs - A young girl stays at the seaside with her Father and becomes the victim of deviant sex. While I enjoyed them all, especially the dogs and cats, I never thought of them as more than friends. I suppose others developed more intimate relationships with their pets and I just wasn't aware of it. That all changed with Nancy. MF, F-dog, work Home Early - by Liquidgold - When Claire comes home from university too early and catches her parents "playing" with the family dog, it all leads to an incestuous orgy of the whole family, including a lot of animal sex, watersports and also gay sex between father and son.
MF, inc, bi, beast, ws Horny For Rams And Horses - by David Crane - He was a sturdy horse, but not overly large, and she was able to touch both booted heels against the animal's cock. Her well-muscled thighs gripped the horse around the flanks, tightening and relaxing as if she were lasting at a trot.
She began to rub her heels up and down the animal's huge, swollen prick. MF, oral, anal, beast Horse Barn - by Kanga - A couple hides in the hay loft to catch a rancher who is rumored to have been cruel to his horses. But what they end up seeing is something they would never have thought of.
This story has some grammar problems, but it was submitted by a member who thought it was different from the run of the mill animal stories. At first she is intrigued, but the memory becomes an obsession, then the obsession becomes a reality with the help of a black stable hand. Ever since she had sex with her dog Red, and me, she has been obsessed with animal sex.
To satisfy my little fire ball, I finally managed to locate a man who ran a small farm alone and convince him to rent me his barnyard for some "research" while he was out tending his fields.
It's never far from my mind though. Whenever I have sex, I think about it. This is the story how she discovered how nice it is to have sex with her husky Wolf. F, beast Hubby Gets The K9 - by Doggie2 - This is a story about Abby, a middle aged lady and her husband as she enjoys their canine on a regular basis, but it comes with at twist towards the end, for him anyway.
Abby had me write it for her. She will never question anything her husband orders her to do. Some rough play and four guys and their dogs get her to mellow out.
I felt a tingle of lust run through my body and my large nipples erected again as if touched by icy cold. FF, forced, bd, beast, cast Inga Comes To America - by Vulgus - A fan of my stories contacts me and we correspond about our mutual fantasies of male domination and humiliation and the many forms of abuse that turn her on. She agrees to spend her two week vacation with me and be my total slave.
Ff, yng, inc, 1st, mast, anal, beast Initiation - by Foxi2 - A young schoolgirl wants to be socially accepted and finds out that it takes more than just good looks. MF, inc, beast In The Garden - by Susan Watergate - Young girl learns about animal sex on her in-laws farm and is finally raped in their garden by the family dog.
Would you kidnap a man's daughter and rape her in front of him? MMf, yng, v, rp, nc, beast In The Park - by Bitch Monkey - A couple on holiday in Italy sneak into a photo booth in the park for a quick lustful encounter, only to be drugged, leaving the man paralysed and watching a video on the screen of his girlfriends perverted experiences. Phil - A strong young man escorts two beautiful sisters home. As they pass by the haunted woods in their horse drawn carriage, one of the sisters exclaims that they are so late that their daddy will be very angry.
The brave strong gentleman escort insists that they go through the haunted woods to save time. Against there better judgment the sisters agree and off they go -- never to be heard from again.
She becomes a victim of his two teenage sons and teenage daughter and is raped and tormented while the boss is out of town. This is not a story for the faint of heart. MMFg, yng, inc, voy, 1st, beast, mast, oral, anal, hypno, mc It's A Dog's Day - by Doglover32 - When her parents go out of town for the weekend, twelve-year-old Stacy finds out that her family's eight dogs are more than she can handle. They find release for their sexual tension in each other and later the family pooch joins in too.
I was especially curious about gay sex, since I couldn't get any answers about it. The only thing I'd heard was "That's sick and disgusting!
He lover is a primate, but a bit hairier than most. Before anyone tells me, I know a Gorilla's dick is only one and a half inches long. His name is Storm and he's a pitch-black stallion, and Janet is infatuated with his strong shinny body. MF, voy, beast Jealousy - by Friar Dave - A man has an obsession for a pretty Latina woman, that burns whit hot when he finds out that she was once a pre-teen porn star and then they opportunity to see some of her videos together.
MF, yng, exh, beast, latina Jennifer Lopez: I finally had some time to myself after several days of parties and reunions with friends and family. Today was going to be my special day alone. Dad hadn't returned yet from a business trip and mom was off doing last minute shopping. And the most amazing thing happened to me She told me how Julia discussed going to Africa to film a wildlife documentary.
She said Julia was telling one incident where a large male animal grabbed her hard and sat her on her lap. Julia was scared even though the story is that the animal did not mean her any harm. My friend suggested that she thought the beast wanted to fuck Julia Roberts. I got so turned on my the image of Julia Roberts in the middle of a Gorilla gang-rape that I just had to see if I could write a scene that does justice to my vision.
I felt for my face, warm, soft and tiny, a girl's face? Just a few hours ago I was a fifty year old pervert with a stomach ache, now I'm in some little girl's body, how the hell could this happen?
MMg, yng, nc, tg, huml, intr, gb, bd, beast, tor Karen Loses Control - by XFactorLocke - Karen Lewis from Monkeying Around goes to the Principal at her daughter's school to make sure that her daughter can go to the school dance. She ends up seeing the old principal's penis and has to have it.
Her ride home from the school also brings us an adventure. MF, oral, beast Karen's Bitch Training - by Vulgus - An attractive but frigid young woman kicks her husband out of the house. She is soon a victim of the same young black man that is abusing her teenage daughter.
This is a very rough story, not for the feint of heart. Her father had divorced her mother and remarried. Karen hated his new wife and her new stepbrother. She rebelled at every turn, even turning to sexual practices that would compromise her if she were caught.
MF, beast, oral, prost, blindfold, bd Kate Get's Blitzed - by Pixie - Two girlfriends share a dark secret and an erotic experience. FF, reluc, beast Kathy's Dog Act - by Paul Gable - Kathy gets a gob acting, only to find that there's a lot more to the job than she thought. FF, beast, ws Kelly - by PornGirl - Coming home for summer vacation from the catholic school nearby, I never expected to end up getting raped by the neighbor's dogs. Blackwell's house for a few weeks now. She's teased him a lot, wearing hot outfits that show off her body.
But this time things go a little beyond teasing. They suffer from the anti-English backlash, but she is accepted only by complying with their terms.
MF, reluc, beast K9 First Time - by Photomaker - Some guys will do anything to get sex - A paramedic is called to rescue a girl who was "stuck" to her dog. He helps her in her embarrassing situation. Then he can't get the vision out of his mind. Finally he calls her for a date. Kim was taking advantage of the seclusion my cottage afforded by working on her all-over tan.
The sight of her slender body reclining on the chaise made me all the more glad she had accepted my offer of a quiet weekend with no-strings-attached. A strange dog comes around on a slow day for Kim and her boyfriend, and they get experimental. One thing leads to another, and camping doesn't seem so bad after all.
He has searched the Acappella's bedroom top to bottom and discovered the secret cache of Mrs. He intends to put them to good use, right there on Jessica's bed.
Koko has other ideas. Komodo Dragon Dare - by AB - A story about a woman who can't say no to any dare, no matter how dangerous or gross the situation. The nights in shinning armour that stop to help, end-up raping her. But then they take her on to another ordeal that involves dogs and horses. Because they're bored One of them makes a wager that the loser has to be the slave of the winner for a week, doing everything she is told to do. But in reality, the person suggesting the wager wants revenge because the other girl stole her boyfriend from her before everyone on the planet died.
FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, bd, tor, asian, beast, sci-fi Last Time - by Megan - I journey to the mountains of North Carolina to find myself and to decide if I want to give up bestiality.
I've fought with both guilt and the pleasure and decide I am going to give it up, but I will have one last fling. The Trannie also meets another guy in the park and is soundly fucked by him and his dog. FMM, bi, tv, beast, voy, mast, oral, anal Lauren Lays Out - by knottygirlkayla - When Lauren heads outside to work on her tan, she gets aroused and has an interesting encounter with her neighbor's dog.
He get's the host's German Shepherd involved and soon she is putting on a show for the whole party. With her hands shackled behind her back she could not brace herself and her breasts rubbed across the hood of the car she was bent over with each thrust Only the rich families can partake, and only when sanctified by the church.
Still, it doesn't hurt to dream Francine's mother, Heather invites Debra to call. When she does she acts the part of a voyeur seeing Heather playing sexually with her dog in the garden. This leads to a lesbian relationship between Debra and Heather.
FF, ws, voy, beast Letters Of A Trained Slut, The - by Art S Healing - by means of a very detailed letter to her psychiatrist, a young girl describes how she became sex addict- with some guidance from her family, her brothers friends, and some dogs.
After being repeatedly rayng, she learned to eventually like it through her father's manipulation. She was such a little nymph from such a young age, and grew to love fucking and orgasms so much, that it would seem impossible to rape her.
He likes doing it so much that he explains how to do it to a friend of his so that he can enjoy a little K-9 loving too.
A voyeuristic chance turns into something more. MF, voy, mast, beast Lisa's Conversion - by MercySlayer - Lisa is an African-American woman traveling in Georgia when she is kidnapyng, sold into slavery, and used as a breeder and "milk cow. Because she has no other partner she tries it with the family dog. They could talk sex, but she couldn't -- not yet. And we do mean filthy. They pick hot young girls to do their bidding in their secret perverted club.
Mg, yng, nc, inc, 1st, beast, fantasy Little Red Riding Hood - by Anonymous - A twist on a classic fairytale, with plenty in store. The series name is "Little Rich Girls" A coming of age story. The sisters loved to be home alone. Maybe that would seem strange for most young teens who would rather be gallivanting around without their siblings.
But Sue and Alice were different. They were comfortable with each other. They enjoyed each other. Her first dating experience was boring. The next one becomes a wrestling match.
The next day she is raped by a dog and nearly raped by two young boys. It only gets worse until she meets the dogs owner, Doctor Hanson. But I met a man who brought out the whore in me and before long I was auditioning well-hung black men to decide who should be my live-in lover.
MFF, bi, oral, anal, prost, beast Loving Horses - by jimbo2 - As a farm girl matures the fantasy of animal sex becomes a reality. A Long Kept Satisfied Secret - by Sumddy - A woman telling the story to her boyfriend of her first sexual experience, that happened to be with the family dog, Bo. Her life then takes an interesting twist with one customer. MF, reluc, anal, beast, sci-fi Part 2 Making Wages In Mongolia - by Helena Aranatovya - About a French policewoman who won the lottery and traveled to the faraway country to do what she always wanted to.
Those illegal motor bike races where there are nor rules and where the winner can make lots of millions in just 1 race. The French policewoman meets an arrogant local man who makes a bet with her, that if she loses she must be his bitch for the rest of her life.
MF, FF, dom, v, beast, intr, bd, oral, anal Mandie's Attitude Adjustment - by mandie29 - Spoiled brat Mandie get sent away to get an attitude adjustment. The cousin she's sent to will make sure that Mandie learns to treat people better, whether she likes it or not! Our swing-friend Ronnie and his dog Roscoe turned fantasy into reality.
She is spanked paddled on open cam and then is taken by another Master, her dog. MF, exh, bd, ws, beast Mated - by Lee - About young wife being taken by a new family member, "the family pet," who makes her his bitch.
Do they kill her, or use her for their pleasure? I know it isn't possible, but this is fantasy right? Mg, extreme-yng, 1st, oral, beast, sci-fi Meghan - by Pants32 - A young girl with a penchant for anal sex convinces her parents to get her a dog, then she lets the dog pound her tight little hole. When my mother doesn't show up to pick me up from school, I choose to walk the few miles to home, when suddenly I am kidnapped and raped by a black man and his dogs. MMf-teen, nc, rp, intr, beast, huml, foot-fetish Part 2 - Part 3 Melissa, Daddy and Doggy - by Trisexual1 - A father gets a surprise when he hears his daughter moaning and thinks she is injured.
Bursting into her room he finds her being fucked by the family dog. That's when the fun begins. I don't know how it all will end or how long it will be. Hope you enjoy it. The other two stories are in Section 55 and Section The family dog even takes a part.
Mf, yng, inc, beast Milkmaid's Tale - by Luvverman - A teenage girl is given the responsibility by her father to milk the cows. She gets carried away with the milk, driven on by her raging hormones until her older brother stops by the cow shed to see if she needs any help. Then the fun begins. MMf, yng, inc, nc, rp, 1st, orgy, mc, beast Minotaur - by Grumpy - A young girl must endure a mating with the Minotaur in order to assume the throne in a matriarchal society. MMf, 1st, orgy, beast, fantasy Mirrors - by Emerald - A brother and sister grow up in a late 18th century household in an unloving and strict atmosphere.
They naturally cling to each other and eventually become more that what would be considered normally fond of each other. MF, reluc, voy, inc, beast Model Sibling - by PuppyLoverDawn - Jerry's 18 year old sister is a famous model, following in her older sister's footsteps.
Tired of taking the backseat to his sisters, Jerry is filled with thoughts of revenge. When the fraternity he wants to get into suggests something, he rises to the occasion. Fbg, extreme-yng, 1st, voy, oral, beast, ws Mommy Does Requests - by Mommyshowsit - This is the story of how one of Mommy's sons discovered her late husband's collection of pornographic video tapes and picture sets featuring Mommy and how he manipulated Mommy into having extreme sex with him and his younger brother Joey.
There is no such thing as a werewolf, right? Don't ask Jack now, you might not get the answer you expect. After her son's friends turns her on at an amusement park, she can't help but go wild. I would watch them closely whenever Queenie would go into heat, it always got my juices pumping to see her take Keko and Alex's big cocks.
Black's Christmas Offer - by dale10 - Bill visits Mr. Black to arrange the gang rape of his daughter. Now she can't get enough of them. Her first time was by accident but after then, she started going to the dogs more often. I hope you like the story as she was the one who told me about it. Johnson is taken by the paperboy's K9 as he looks on, and then she has a taste of him along with several others.
Smith must decide, be exposed to the world as a pervert who screws dogs or let the good neighbor take her daughter's virginity in exchange for his silence. MF, beast, fantasy My 20th Birthday - by Candy - How my husband and his friends taught me to be a 'good' bitch.
I get to make friends though. I was a 18 year-old kid, and it was a hot day in the middle of summer. But I would soon find out getting that dog would change my life in more ways then one. MFF, mast, beast My Journey - by Sweetmeat - I meet a really hot girl on the bus who makes love to me and then takes me captive. He has also done, like many other big dick country boys, and buggered the horse and mule too.
MMF, reluc, bd, voy, oral, huml, beast My New Life As Property - by Vulgus - A young woman who has messed up her life is kidnapped and taken up into the mountains to serve as a slave to her kidnapper and his family and some of the neighbors. Problems like now I'm supporting two teenage dropouts and continuously running off mobs of kids with armfuls of beer. Dirk is turned into a whore by his own Dad.
MMm, yng, exh, voy, inc, rp, nc, bd, tort, huml, beast, ws My Time With Dogs - by Horn3dog - My True life account of some of my sexual encounters ranging from my coming of age sex and many teenage attempts at being seduced by dogs, some close encounters with some gay guys and growing up with some sex play with my sister.
Now I want to share my wife with dogs and men and get her to flash herself to young guys. The nephew wonders if his morality is up to it. MF, wife, beast My Wife And The Dog - by Chubby Hubby - Reminiscing about past sexual adventures reveals a surprising episode in my wife's past that provides endless food for fantasy. It was funny how it happened, but not to her. Her dog Buddy, however, loved it.
Then came another accident, and then one more. Then came her girlfriend. When he suggests that his wife might make some good money acting in porno videos, to his surprise she agrees. I have called him "J" in the story for the sake of privacy. This is the first erotic story I've ever submitted, I hope you enjoy. MF, beasts Neighbor's Dog, The - by Megan - I agree to dog-sit for my neighbors and have interesting fun with their german shepherd Ben.
MF, tv, bi, beast, rp, v Nena And The Gringos - by Stob - This story deals with a submissive Mexican girl who is manipulated, and then blackmailed into having sex. Ultimately, she discovers that she enjoys being put into con-consensual sexual situations and being humiliated, although she tries hard to be the moral, God fearing Catholic she was brought up to be.
At this time only the first chapter has been written, but with encouragement, she might write more. But he is lacking something. He's looking for a family as perverted as hmself and now he may have found it. Mf, family, yng, inc, nc, bi, beast Part 2 - Part 3 Nice Horsey - by Anonymous - A new member joins the "Horse Club" and initiated while the other members watch and play. If you like or want more of it, please email me at AnonymousPen hotmail.
This is a more realistic story. But, who is guilty? The dog surely not. Fg, yng, beast, inc Ole Midnight - by Tim - A teenage boy spends the summer at a ranch in Montana and learns important lessons. They were friendly enough, a bit too friendly - even the wives. Nothing is too taboo or off limits for this group as they seek new ways to achieve the ultimate in sexual satisfaction. MFmf, yng, inc, bi, intr, oral, anal, beast, orgy Our First Time - by Jayemm - A true story of our first experience with another partner - a furry one!
When they got their pet home the fun began. Soon the entire family was enjoying each other and the dog too.
He's taken to a place where he is tied up by a group of men. They who force him to have sex with animal and watch, betting on how long he'll last. Yates - A woman's insatiable sexual desires dive her to perverse highs -- with her farm hand and even her farm animals.
They realize that the girls will be the perfect entertainment for a friend's upcoming bachelor party. Beware, this is a rough story.
They had a pig in the ground, one scalding pot of jambalaya and another of file gumbo not to mention enough fried chicken to feed an army. And that's not all!
A dog and a father also appear to play their role during the course of events. Fm, mf, yng, 1st, inc, anal, beast, ws Pepper - by AlphaEd - A woman's introduction to the world of bestiality. FF, beast Perils Of Greggie-Poo - "The Poem" - by Scatwoman - A pathetic, whipped boyfriend subjects himself to every humiliating act just to be close to the girlfriend he loves.
In this episode, he writes her a poem on toilet paper and she reads it as she uses his mouth as a toilet. MF, MM, reluc, beast, scat, humor Peter The Horselover - by Jasper Goat - Mark learns more about the action taking place on his uncle's ranch and becomes a willing pupil in a totally new experience.
She goes for an impulsive nude swim in the nearby lake, and one thing leads to another. A Narrow Escape - by Trespout - In the remake of Planet of the Apes, at one point during the escape of Leo, Ari and the rest, they come across an army-camp.
They absolutely have to get past it. When crossing a river to bypass the camp, Ari and Leo get separated from the rest.
Images of the Comedy Movie Posters I have in my collection. British quad and 1 sheet saucy exploitation images from Tom William Chantrell and others for Carry On, Confessions, Adventures and other bawdy comedies. Stories of real animal passion. These bestiality stories are super hot, read them all and you won't regret. I specialize in counseling wives of sex addicts, and I often see women who haven’t told anyone about their husband’s addiction to porn or sex.