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Are you a woman? Do you have a male partner? Is this male partner not so much an individual human being, with all the nuances and complexity that would imply, but more of a self-propelled bag of crude stereotypes with a permanent erection?
And do you, as a woman, want to forgo any hope of a career or life of your own in order to spend all your time wooing this creature, rather than doing the merciful thing and help end its undoubtedly horrific existence? If this all applies to you, then you may have read the recent article from US Glamour magazine , which gave many tips for how to make a man fall even more in love with you.
Does your man ever show affection to you? If so, as soon as he does, reward him immediately. Figure out what he likes and provide it on the spot whenever he is nice to you. A nice cool beer, a biscuit, some sort of meat sandwich, a new PS4 game, whatever your budget and time allows for, make sure that whenever your fella behaves in a way that suggests he likes you, make him want to do it again and again by inducing pleasure every time it happens.
Via the process of operant conditioning , the crafty balancing of reward and punishment in response to certain behaviours, he will soon learn to be faithful and committed to you. If he wants to spend time with his friends and not you, if he wants to get an early night rather than stay up all night talking, make sure he regrets it considerably.
Well, forget about that. Many studies have revealed that people are likely to be attracted to individuals who resemble them. Whether due to social, cultural, developmental or some deeper psychological cause, your man will likely be more attracted to you if you remind him of himself. Cut your hair, start wearing similar clothes, if cosmetic surgery is an option then go for that.
Soon you should have your man convinced he is in a relationship with an exact copy of himself. This will cause him to question his own existence and sanity, making him vulnerable and dependent.
A lot of research from the field of neuroscience suggests that the activity responsible for action occurs before the conscious awareness of that action occurs. This suggests that we are not responsible for our actions, we are only aware of them afterwards so are creatures of pure reflex and passivity at the most fundamental level. While your manipulation techniques will have psychologically broken him to the point where no other women think of him as a desirable partner, there is still the more biological components to consider.
Holding him hostage in a perilous and unnerving scenario may well induce Stockholm syndrome , strengthening any existing bond between you via the mechanism of mortal peril and domination. Your grandchildren will love to hear this romantic tale.
He dispenses more sage advice on Twitter, garwboy. This article was changed on the 28th of July to more accurately reflect the fact that the Glamour magazine article in question was from the US edition, not the UK one.
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